Bill Clinton's Comments on Tea Party Protesters

[Optimist]

With his past - alleged and proven assaults on women - I don't think Clinton should attack political opponents with sexual slurs.

[Community Disorganizer]

If Clinton is sticking his nose into this healthcare scam; you know Bubba has a big payday coming.

[Heres Bill]

"All week, Hillary Clinton has been saying that she has no intention of running for president. See, this is kind of like her version of 'I did not have sexual relations with that woman.' "
-- Jay Leno
"Hillary said that after Bill admitted the affair with Monica he would spend time alone with Buddy, the dog. He would spend all his time with Buddy the dog. At least that's how he told her he got those scratches on his back."
-- Jay Leno
"In the book Hillary says she and President Clinton kept their marriage together through counseling. Yeah, that and living in different cities and never seeing each other."
-- Craig Kilborn
"Hillary Clinton has finished writing her book where she says her marriage couldn't be stronger, and Bill just finished his book titled 'Chicks I Nailed While Hillary was Writing Her Book.' "
-- Craig Kilborn
"Bob Dole and Bill Clinton did a point/counterpoint segment on '60 Minutes' and both of them brought their own sponsors. Bob Dole of course had Viagra and Clinton had Dupont Stain Master Carpets."
-- Jay Leno
What's the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us?
When we want some dick in the White House, we just vote
"You may think you have a stressful job, but since she's been the Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton, they say, put on 30 pounds. In fact, she has gotten so heavy that today Bill hit on her."
-- David Letterman
"Celebrity birthdays, today Monica Lewinsky is 28. It seemed like just yesterday she was crawling around on the floor in the Oval Office."
-- David Letterman
"No move ever goes smoothly. Today Clinton's brand new desk arrived. He had to send it back, apparently not enough head room."
-- David Letterman

[Optimist]

Hilarious!!

[Optimist]

Community Disorganizer wrote:

If Clinton is sticking his nose into this healthcare scam; you know Bubba has a big payday coming.

Bingo.

[SARCASTRO]

It was common knowledge that bush sr was sleeping with his secretary, jennifer fitzgerald. Yet you morons spent 4 million bucks investigating a hummer.

[Bogus Bushwhacking]

SARCASTRO wrote:

It was common knowledge that bush sr was sleeping with his secretary, jennifer fitzgerald. Yet you morons spent 4 million bucks investigating a hummer.

Yes, like it was common knowledge that McCain was sleeping with a lobbyist. That rumor was printed on the front page of the New York Times during the election cycle. Too bad it wasn't true.

[intern]

sc**Um baggers = clinton