there once was a ______

there once was a ______

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Since: Nov 12

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#1 Dec 7, 2012
There once was a realtor named Lew
Because of the economy he didnít have much to do
Claimed he knew politics and real estate
At both heís wasnít that great
Got on topix, got real crass
Truth is, heís just a dumb a$$.
Kendall

Oxford, GA

#2 Dec 7, 2012
Funny. Nasty, but funny!

Since: Jul 12

Douglasville, GA

#3 Dec 7, 2012
bored monitor wrote:
There once was a realtor named Lew
Because of the economy he didnít have much to do
Claimed he knew politics and real estate
At both heís wasnít that great
Got on topix, got real crass
Truth is, heís just a dumb a$$.
Well bowel movement you have out done yourself this time. Now you think your a poet. You wrote a poem that makes no sense. Kind of like you and the way you think.
Blah

United States

#4 Dec 8, 2012
There was once a god...wait, no there wasn't!
chicken stir fry

Bartow, GA

#5 Dec 8, 2012
I can do better

Once there was a dummy dude named Lou
houses not selling didn't have much to do
can't answer questions and always avoids the facts
changes the responses to cover his tracks
need to do something need to have a plan
I'll get on Topix and change my name to BMAN
I'll be a jerk to more than some
just so no one knows I'm really dumb.

Since: Jan 10

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#6 Dec 8, 2012
I hope you're not spreading the news that the "former" Lew is the BMan, that has been known by some for some time...

Just like you can't change the spots on a leopard...
ChickenPoet

Norcross, GA

#7 Dec 8, 2012
chicken stir fry wrote:
I'm really dumb.
Hey Shakespeare:

If you're going to name-jack me you've got to do better than that. You can't be posting with a out-of-state location. Also, no spaces in my names.

But even better - why not come up with your own?

Since: Jan 10

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#8 Dec 8, 2012
To all:

I'm sure nobody knew (or really gave a $hit) about someone's patent stupid names. Good job, Chicken Stir Fry.

Since: Jan 10

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#9 Dec 8, 2012
"patent on"
ChickenPotPie

Norcross, GA

#10 Dec 8, 2012
It's also entirely possible that nobody gives a $hit what you do or don't give a $shit about.

I know that's going to come as REALLY hard to believe, given your arrogant, assholish, and narcissistic tendencies, but try to wrap your head around it.

Since: Jan 10

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#11 Dec 8, 2012
LMAO.

I hear a LITTLE doggie barking again. He must really be TORQUED off, amongst other things...

Since: Nov 12

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#12 Dec 8, 2012
may be u should pat that little doggy on da head 2 shut him up.

Just Sayin'
ChicknWings

Douglasville, GA

#13 Dec 8, 2012
Here's the funny thing. You're trying to be offensive by using the "doggy" thing, but in reality you KNOW I'm not a "doggie", it just words.

But in reality, I KNOW you're an arrogant assholish narcissist. Not just words, reality.

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