“Annoying and won't go away....”

Since: Dec 12

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#21 Apr 30, 2013
Can't believe I have not chimed in yet..... I stand by SAO. You people have no sense of humor and wouldn't see common sense if it unzipped it's zipper and slapped you upside the head with it.
Paul B

King George, VA

#23 Apr 30, 2013
smartassofficial wrote:
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Agree Ms. Ryder.... it was a joke.
you, sir, are an ass and a cad. you should be bitch-slapped in the face with a glove and challenged to a dual
Face fart

Nokesville, VA

#24 Apr 30, 2013
Paul B wrote:
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you, sir, are an ass and a cad. you should be bitch-slapped in the face with a glove and challenged to a dual
You can't take a joke someone should fart in your face.
Pound puppies

King George, VA

#25 May 1, 2013
GWAP CREW wrote:
Yo dawg dat my biatch uz talkin bout. I be beating doz skinz and dat azz so looz she cantz help it. Holla. Alan be supporting da crew
what is a gwap crew? a flat tire gwap,gwap,gwap...

“C. Green”

Since: Sep 12

Colonial Beach

#26 May 1, 2013
NEWS FLASH! Disgruntled Colonial Bleacher’s stormed Fat Freda screaming REVENGE IS BEST SERVED COLD, cornered the mayor and captured him in the rear of the building. With the taste of fresh crab cakes on their lips, drunk with success, cried- release the dogs of war and assaulted town hall. Charging the ramparts and overrunning the defenses. Proclaiming Coup d’état, revoking chapter 4(b) of the town charter, proclaiming an independent police force and place all on trial. The mayor, charged with poor judgment in selecting a haberdashery. Town Council, not listening and the Town Manager-doing her job. All was found GUILTY!

Now on the menu at the Hunan! Skewered Mayor! Order the poo poo platter for two and you get the entire town council. Served with a side of town manager. This culinary treat is available only on the trolley tour.

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#27 May 1, 2013
Yes wrote:
Get a life. Stop cluttering the web with crap!
Awww, so sorry you didn't like my post. It was a satire..kinda' like The Onion. Lost and Found called... your sense of humor was just located.

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#28 May 1, 2013
The_Bill_P wrote:
Can't believe I have not chimed in yet..... I stand by SAO. You people have no sense of humor and wouldn't see common sense if it unzipped it's zipper and slapped you upside the head with it.
Thanks Bill! And to Paul who challenged me to a duel, I kindly accept sir!! I caution you though, as the great Aaron Burr taught me how to handle my musket.... I certainly hope you follow the "code duello" as you will certainly meet your a' l'outrance!!!! In my finest French accent!!

Since: May 10

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#29 May 1, 2013
Bad Penny wrote:
NEWS FLASH! Disgruntled Colonial Bleacher’s stormed Fat Freda screaming REVENGE IS BEST SERVED COLD, cornered the mayor and captured him in the rear of the building. With the taste of fresh crab cakes on their lips, drunk with success, cried- release the dogs of war and assaulted town hall. Charging the ramparts and overrunning the defenses. Proclaiming Coup d’état, revoking chapter 4(b) of the town charter, proclaiming an independent police force and place all on trial. The mayor, charged with poor judgment in selecting a haberdashery. Town Council, not listening and the Town Manager-doing her job. All was found GUILTY!
Now on the menu at the Hunan! Skewered Mayor! Order the poo poo platter for two and you get the entire town council. Served with a side of town manager. This culinary treat is available only on the trolley tour.
LOL

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#30 May 1, 2013
Tim Curtin wrote:
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LOL
Agree...
John W

Gloucester, VA

#31 May 1, 2013
Smart ASS you used a real eating place and real people in your sorry JOKE.
Does this make you the town joker??? if so humor is dead.
Dumbassofficial

Hampton, VA

#32 May 2, 2013
John W wrote:
Smart ASS you used a real eating place and real people in your sorry JOKE.
Does this make you the town joker??? if so humor is dead.
He must sit at home tripping on acid think up this crap. Im sure he probably sits there laughing at his posts. CBPD locate his house and do a raid. He obviously is on some illegal substance

Since: Jun 12

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#33 May 2, 2013
Dumbassofficial wrote:
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He must sit at home tripping on acid think up this crap. Im sure he probably sits there laughing at his posts. CBPD locate his house and do a raid. He obviously is on some illegal substance
Nah, just bored at work. I do get a kick out of my jokes sometimes...BUT I really laugh at folks that find the drama at Fat Freda's so fascinating and Topix worthy. That is entertainment in itself... And John, I feel sorry for you buddy. If you can't find humor in farts, then the joys of youth must have waived bye-bye to you a long time ago. If you would like, we can talk about more "adult" issues such as: back pain, our trips to the doctor's office several times a week and the constant need for older folks like yourself having to go the bank at least once a week because you can't bring yourself to use an ATM or debit card.

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#34 May 2, 2013
Dumbassofficial wrote:
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He must sit at home tripping on acid think up this crap. Im sure he probably sits there laughing at his posts. CBPD locate his house and do a raid. He obviously is on some illegal substance
I wish!! Clean urine test a few days ago... no grass or nothing for me these days...
Jan Scott

Alexandria, VA

#35 May 2, 2013
GWAP CREW wrote:
Yo dawg dat my biatch uz talkin bout. I be beating doz skinz and dat azz so looz she cantz help it. Holla. Alan be supporting da crew
Which crew?
Hooty

Falls Church, VA

#36 May 2, 2013
Jan Scott wrote:
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Which crew?
That's a Clown question bro!

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#38 May 2, 2013
John W wrote:
Smart ASS you used a real eating place and real people in your sorry JOKE.
Does this make you the town joker??? if so humor is dead.
Once again, I apologize John... I thought my post was actually funny! And part of the confusion was that I thought the Fat Fredas was a bad joke... seems like I really upset you.. and just to be clear, I didn't mention any waitresses name (she was fictitious of course) any Alan is good friend.(Unlike you, he has a sense of humor)
John W

Saluda, VA

#39 May 2, 2013
smartassofficial wrote:
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Nah, just bored at work. I do get a kick out of my jokes sometimes...BUT I really laugh at folks that find the drama at Fat Freda's so fascinating and Topix worthy. That is entertainment in itself... And John, I feel sorry for you buddy. If you can't find humor in farts, then the joys of youth must have waived bye-bye to you a long time ago. If you would like, we can talk about more "adult" issues such as: back pain, our trips to the doctor's office several times a week and the constant need for older folks like yourself having to go the bank at least once a week because you can't bring yourself to use an ATM or debit card.

"bored at work" Now I understand, and I am sorry I did not figure out your problem, now I know you are ADD You seem to be ignored by Your co worker. There is medication for your condition. Adult ADD can be treated. Fart jokes is your way of getting any attention you can. Oh BTW Alan did not think it was funny either.

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#40 May 2, 2013
John W wrote:
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"bored at work" Now I understand, and I am sorry I did not figure out your problem, now I know you are ADD You seem to be ignored by Your co worker. There is medication for your condition. Adult ADD can be treated. Fart jokes is your way of getting any attention you can. Oh BTW Alan did not think it was funny either.
Wow... you're stalking Alan?? Poor guy. And I don't exclusively do fart jokes...check out my post about duels.. that was a good one! Maybe you should lighten up a bit, or take up shuffleboard or something. If you can't see the obvious parallels between my satirical post and the 70 plus thread about the cook at Fat Fredas leaving then you are well beyond help.
Jan Scott

Alexandria, VA

#41 May 2, 2013
Hooty wrote:
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That's a Clown question bro!
Bozo, Ronald McDonald, Chuckels, or Krusty?
Jesse Guy

King George, VA

#42 May 3, 2013
smartassofficial wrote:
Amazing how the intellectual giants who responded don't realize it was a joke.. AND I'm the one who needs to get a grip?!? Hilarious.
So you think fabricating bullshit about an upstanding local business, and a great wait staff is a joke huh? You are a worthless human being.

You really do need to get a grip. What the hell would make your false and ignorant post even close to being funny?

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