There once was a mormon named mittens
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#1 Nov 10, 2012
who, when he wasn't lying, ate kittens!
and the people of Ohio gave him six words:
GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT!
#2 Nov 10, 2012
...who drowned a big bag full o kittens...
#3 Nov 10, 2012
There once was a Mormon named Mitt
Who threw quite an incredible fit
When the voting was done
He cried out to his son
"I thought Karl took care of this sh!t!!!"
#4 Nov 10, 2012
There was a young lady named Ann
Whose husband for President ran
Having flipped and then flopped
Now he's finally stopped
And she hopes he won't do it again.
#5 Nov 11, 2012
There was an old man with grey hair
Who once was an actor so fair
Now he's losing his mind
And he's not very kind
As he curses a still, empty chair
#6 Nov 11, 2012
I met a fat fellow named Rove
An incredulous yarn he had wove
Claiming Mittens had won
The election now done
Insane the fat fellow was drove
#7 Nov 11, 2012
I've heard of "Reality Speaks"
On Topix he frequently squeeks
His millions he's taking
To overseas banking
His tall tale of wealth surely reeks
#8 Nov 11, 2012
Twas a bloke named Romney I've read
Who would put the dependents to bed
With no shelter nor food
And no cash for their brood
Now it seems he regrets what he said.
#9 Nov 11, 2012
I've been told of a fat fck named Rush
Known to some as a reprobate lush
He would rant and would rave
Like an ape in a cave
Til the brains of his listeners were mush.
#10 Nov 11, 2012
Mitt said he thought people were lazy.
"All this money we're spending is crazy".
But the people, they voted.
Their opinions have been duly noted.
Now the GOP's future seems hazy.
“fear thy goverment”
Since: May 10
#11 Nov 14, 2012
there once was a man named mitt who most in america thought to be full of sh*t the voter didn't think him a hit.so now he can go home and knit
#12 Nov 16, 2012
Oh mittens we love you still
your mormonism gives me a thrill
that karl rove is such a shrill!
#13 Nov 16, 2012
They say Texans now will secede
Cause Obama is still in the lead
Like Reality Speaks
They're insane little freaks
Who believe stupid things that they read.
#14 Nov 17, 2012
OBAMMY IS GOING TO TAKE ALL YOUR GUNS!....Ha! Ha!!
then you will have to play with yourselves!
#15 Nov 17, 2012
Triple x, that conservative loon
He was strumming a beautiful tune
"Breathing air and Health care"
Are not necessaires"
He did croon, by the light of the moon.
#16 Nov 17, 2012
there once be a boy name Tyree
who play with himself til he pee
May Fong made him holler
he owe her twenty dollar
Ju Ly Fong make you pay, Tyree!
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