Swine flu spreads through Vermont

State health officials said Tuesday that the swine flu is now fairly widespread throughout Vermont, with 17 more cases confirmed in the past few days.

[Real Vermonter]

Don't panic! This is under control! Yeah right!

[LSU]

Real Vermonter wrote:

Don't panic! This is under control! Yeah right!

That's what Alexes parents said when he was young!

[Real Vermonter]

And you see how he turned out!

[Wombat]

The middle school has a confirmed case, Plus other kids have the hacking cough.

[LSU]

What are they smoking? Alex had that hacking cough problem all through school.

[Wombat]

I just found they now have 2 confirmed cases.
Why does every thing posted has to have a joke attached to it?

[NBGS Parent]

It's the flu for God's sake, not cancer. The only people that have anything to worry about the elderly, infants, and the chronically ill - just like they have to worry about every other cold, bug, or virus going around out there. People need to chill out - this is not the apocalypse.

Wombat, you will learn to ignore more than half the posts on this forum completely.

[LSU]

NBGS Parent wrote:

It's the flu for God's sake, not cancer. The only people that have anything to worry about the elderly, infants, and the chronically ill - just like they have to worry about every other cold, bug, or virus going around out there. People need to chill out - this is not the apocalypse.
Wombat, you will learn to ignore more than half the posts on this forum completely.

Yea the serious ones!

[Real Vermonter]

Oh and just in case you didn't already know Swine Flu is now a pandemic! DON'T PANIC THOUGH!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090612/ap_on_he_...

[Who Gives A Rats S]

LSU wrote:

What are they smoking? Alex had that hacking cough problem all through school.

I cured that problem by adding Vicks to the water in my bong...

[Real Vermonter]

You cured part of that problem but the other problems just can't be cured!

[Real Vermonter]

Real Vermonter wrote:

You cured part of that problem but the other problems just can't be cured!

Sort of like you.

[Real Vermonter]

Real Vermonter wrote:

You cured part of that problem but the other problems just can't be cured!

Nothing a full frontal lobotomy won't fix for ya,

[Real Vermonter]

Which is spreading faster, Swine flu or the intense animosity directed towards that fake Real Vermonter

[Who Gives A Rats S]

Real Vermonter wrote:

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Sort of like you.

Give it up Stevie... We all know you run seniors into Ca-nan-ugh-duh every Sunday... Good try though....
Whats the special this week, dentures or heart meds????

[Real Vermonter]

Real Vermonter wrote:

You cured part of that problem but the other problems just can't be cured!

Well Viagra helps him with another one! LOL

[BRV 40]

Viagra and valium so everyone has their ups and downs.

[Real Vermonter]

Who's Stevie? I vote we refer to the Fake Real Vermonter as Shaftsbury or Shaft to alleviate confusions, and because he is always giving the truth the Shaft.

[LSU]

Who Gives A Rats S wrote:

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Give it up Stevie... We all know you run seniors into Ca-nan-ugh-duh every Sunday... Good try though....
Whats the special this week, dentures or heart meds????

Alex, that's not me.

[Real Vermonter]

Real Vermonter wrote:

Who's Stevie? I vote we refer to the Fake Real Vermonter as Shaftsbury or Shaft to alleviate confusions, and because he is always giving the truth the Shaft.

I second that motion. Shaft kinda fits