Cops: Dead bear not anti-Obama message
#1 Oct 22, 2008
And I use Obama signs to blow my nose
#3 Oct 22, 2008
If you believe the students I've got some wonderful ocean front property in Tennessee I can sell you.
#4 Oct 22, 2008
I hear next week they were planning on doing a hog and taping pictures of your mom to it, but they couldn't find one big enough.
#5 Oct 22, 2008
Could Joe Biden's stroke be far off?
Hillary you're up!
Joe, tell us again what's going to happen when Obama gets elected. You hear what Biden said?
ABC is reporting that Joe Biden is warning now of an international crisis. The world, multiple nations, will test Obama just as JFK was tested the first six months of his administration. Biden is guaranteeing trouble under Obama.
He says it would be patriotic to pay higher taxes and that this country is going to face an international crisis or two only if Obama is elected.
We will not face an international crisis, according to Biden, if McCain is elected. See, under McCain what we would get is lower taxes and apparently a far more peaceful world. McCain's been tested, no one will screw with him according to Biden. You know what a gaffe is, is when a politician tells the truth.
So with Obama we're going to get higher taxes, we're going to get new attacks on our country.
...from excellent sources within the DNC:
On or about October 5th, Biden will excuse himself from the ticket,
citing health problems,and he will be replaced by Hillary. This is
timed to occur after the VP debate on 10/2.
I have already seen a few short blurbs about this - the "health
problem." cited in those articles was aneurism. Probably many of
you have heard the same rumblings.
However, at this point, with this inside info from the DNC, it looks
like this Obama strategy will be a go. Threfore, it seems that the
best strategy is to get out in front of this obama maneuver, spell
it out in detail and thereby expose it for the grand manipulation
that it is.
#6 Oct 22, 2008
Obama voted to kill full born babies, guess it didn't bother him to kill a bear.
#7 Oct 22, 2008
Was it an actual BEAR or a chubby dead gay man with close-cropped hair and a full beard and mustache?
Oh, and Gator - the only reason Obama voted to "kill full born babies" (as you so eloquently put it) was because he heard you were considering procreating - I think he made a good call under the circumstances ...
Don't believe me? Check THIS out:
#8 Oct 22, 2008
Too bad Obama's mommie didn't abort him.
#9 Oct 22, 2008
I use them to wipe my a$$!
#10 Oct 22, 2008
..and people like u want to be taken seriously..
#11 Oct 22, 2008
Who should I believe you or him, I heard him try to explain on MSNBC, he really did vote to kill full born babies, not just once but 5 times.
#12 Oct 22, 2008
That a--hole Obama is sticking so many of his signs around that I guess they figured it would be easier to cover a dead bear with them rather than to buy a garbage bag. And someone has to explain to me how in the hell this could possibly have been "racially motivated"? Someone doesnt like blacks so they shoot a bear? How the hell do you come up with that one?
#13 Oct 22, 2008
I read this today and thought it was really cute. To all you moms out there;
Poem to MOM
My son came home from school one day,
With a smirk upon his face.
He decided he was smart enough,
To put me in my place.
"Guess what I learned in Civics Two,
that's taught by Mr. Wright?
It's all about the laws today,
The 'Children's Bill of Rights.'
It says I need not clean my room,
Don't have to cut my hair
No one can tell me what to think,
Or speak, or what to wear.
I have freedom from religion,
And regardless what you say,
I don't have to bow my head,
And I sure don't have to pray.
I can wear earrings if I want,
And pierce my tongue & nose.
I can read & watch just what I like,
Get tattoos from head to toe.
And if you ever spank me,
I'll charge you with a crime.
I'll back up all my charges,
With the marks on my behind.
Don't you ever touch me,
My body's only for my use,
Not for your hugs and kisses,
that's just more child abuse.
Don't preach about your morals,
Like your Mama did to you.
That's nothing more than mind control,
And it's illegal too!
Mom, I have these children's rights,
So you can't influence me,
Or I'll call Children's Services Division,
Better known as C.S.D."
Mom's Reply and Thoughts
Of course my first instinct was
To toss him out the door.
But the chance to teach him a lesson
Made me think a little more.
I mulled it over carefully,
I couldn't let this go.
A smile crept upon my face,
he's messing with a pro.
Next day I took him shopping
At the local Good will Store..
I told him, "Pick out all you want,
there's shirts & pants galore.
I've called and checked with C.S.D.
Who said they didn't care
If I bought you K-Mart shoes
Instead of those Nike Airs.
I've canceled that appointment
To take your driver's test.
The C.S.D. Is unconcerned
So I'll decide what's best. "
I said "No time to stop and eat,
Or pick up stuff to munch.
And tomorrow you can start to learn
To make your own sack lunch.
Just save the raging appetite,
And wait till dinner time.
We're having liver and onions,
A favorite dish of mine."
He asked "Can I please rent a movie,
To watch on my VCR?"
"Sorry, but I sold your TV,
For new tires on my car.
I also rented out your room,
You'll take the couch instead.
The C .S.D. Requires
Just a roof over your head.
Your clothing won't be trendy now,
I'll choose what we eat.
That allowance that you used to get,
Will buy me something neat.
I'm selling off your jet ski,
Dirt-bike & roller blades.
Check out the 'Parents Bill of Rights',
It's in effect today!
Hey hot shot, are you crying,
Why are you on your knees?
Are you asking God to help you out,
Instead of C.S.D..?"
Send to all people that have teenagers or have already raised teenagers,
Or have children who will soon be teenagers or those who will be parents someday
OR ANYONE WHO'D JUST GET A LAUGH ..I love this One!!!
MOM (Mean Old Mother.)
#15 Oct 22, 2008
I am OBAMA GOD bow down before me, obey me, do exactly what i tell you to do at all times, there will be no more freedom of speech, those who speak out against me will be executed... i will take your money and give it out to who ever i please, we will have a all black administration, i will get rid of biden after i'm elected, powell and other black leaders will rule this country, you will see CHANGE coming soon, you cant stop us, all whites will obey blacks or be severely punished.....
#17 Oct 23, 2008
Wow. White Chocolate.
#18 Oct 23, 2008
"A racially or politically motivated incident?!" Another crock of $hit cooked up by the Demoncrats! Now a dead donkey, I could see! I sure hope it was an albino, though! I can hear it now...
#19 Oct 24, 2008
Control freaks, that obama gang. Sounds lika a young hitler, for sure.
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