Funniest 10 things printed in this “Hillbilly Tribune”………

10. A feature story on how camouflage is retro, and now making a comeback.***snicker*** Like it ever left.

9. From the women’s fashion section:“Arm pit hair is natural.. Don’t be embarrassed.”

8. Ads for discount trailer sales. Billy Bob’s has been a’ helpin’ first time hillbilly homeowners achieve their life’s destiny since 1998.

7. Ads for wooden teeth at Chester’s carvin’ barn.

6. The ovulation cycles of local cows.

5. A story about a grassroots effort to elect Larry the Cable Guy emperor of West Virginia.

4. A recipe for varmint stew.(YUM YUM!!!)

3. A schedule of re-runs of The Dukes of Hazzard.(I know Boss Hogg was from Kentucky, but he was probably born in West Virginia. But Daisy was kinda' like Marilyn Munster.)

2. A story about how Wal-Mart has had to reinforce their parking lot asphalt and concrete store floors because of the number of overweight, jobless, women grazing their aisles.

1. A story about trailer-dwellin,’ rebel-flag-wavin,’ gnaw-baccy-spittin,’ layin’-around, needin’-to-get-a-fuggin’-job,“ publik-skool-ed-yee-katid, buck-humpin,’ retarded-black-girl-violatin,’ short-bus-Humpty-Dumpty-Forres t-Gumpty, filthy, dirty, parasite-infested, dirty-assed, WHITE TRAILER TRASH.