Zapata gets Baptized
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Father SanAnto

San Antonio, TX

#1 Sep 23, 2012
Congratulations to Zapata for getting Baptized today and since he is a fan of the cyber revolution he captured his special moment and released it to youtube for all to share in this special occassion.

Father SanAnto performed the special ceremony this morning at his restaurant....

www.youtube.com/watch...
LMFAO

San Antonio, TX

#2 Sep 23, 2012
LMFAO!
La Novela

San Antonio, TX

#3 Sep 23, 2012
(Chicano) do you think the're on to us?

(chicano jr) I hope so I could use a gang bang!

(chicano) No, stupid! do you think they know you are in my head?

(chicano jr) what do you mean? your head is in me!

(chicano) No jackass! do you think we are different people?

(chicano jr) you mean like when I dress up like a mason and you dress like an alter boy and play with ourselves?

(chicano) no you idiot! do you think they believe you when you call me "tree hugger"?

(chicano jr) I thought you wanted me to call you pecker hugger?

(chicano) shut the hell up! do you think they know about my 2 inch dick?

(chicano jr) I dont know turn around and bend over!

(chicano) you fool! If we werent so close I wouldnt do this! a high quality zipper is heard unzipping and the room is quickly filled with ass smell.

SO THE CAMERA PANS OUT, AND A BEATIFUL MOON IS SHOWN (no pun intended) and outside the church all you can hear is the noise of a squeeky pew. an owl looks thru an open stained glass window from his perch on a tree. With a question marked face, he frowns and says yuck! eewww!

PS stay tuned for the next episode of "check my oil"
san anto

El Monte, CA

#4 Sep 23, 2012
well chicnao jr jackass go ahead and use my name.that just proves YOU ENVY ME.N I DONT CARE HOW MANY YOU TUBE CRAP YOU PUT I DONT DO FACEBOOK OR YOU TUBE.THATS FOR NERDS
Chicano jr

San Antonio, TX

#5 Sep 23, 2012
Hell jackazz you get done on youtube . porntube, fagtube, rectumtube, and peckertube you two bit trick azz wino…
Chicano jr

San Antonio, TX

#6 Sep 23, 2012
La Novela wrote:
(Chicano) do you think the're on to us?
(chicano jr) I hope so I could use a gang bang!
(chicano) No, stupid! do you think they know you are in my head?
(chicano jr) what do you mean? your head is in me!
(chicano) No jackass! do you think we are different people?
(chicano jr) you mean like when I dress up like a mason and you dress like an alter boy and play with ourselves?
(chicano) no you idiot! do you think they believe you when you call me "tree hugger"?
(chicano jr) I thought you wanted me to call you pecker hugger?
(chicano) shut the hell up! do you think they know about my 2 inch dick?
(chicano jr) I dont know turn around and bend over!
(chicano) you fool! If we werent so close I wouldnt do this! a high quality zipper is heard unzipping and the room is quickly filled with ass smell.
SO THE CAMERA PANS OUT, AND A BEATIFUL MOON IS SHOWN (no pun intended) and outside the church all you can hear is the noise of a squeeky pew. an owl looks thru an open stained glass window from his perch on a tree. With a question marked face, he frowns and says yuck! eewww!
PS stay tuned for the next episode of "check my oil"
Lol...Is that all you got nut job? Or are you puffing on that peyote peace pipe made out of that mounted buffalo pecker...."Novelas" give me a break.. Why dont you go and star on your own novela and upload it on youtube hell I even have a few titles for a couple of them how about El Artista "Zapata" stars in "Los Jotos Tambien lloran" or maybe "Deseos de la Gorilla Guerra" starring La Camarada as Chaz Bono who is framed for Skull Fu@ing Zapata in the eye socket of his missing eye..
Chicano jr

San Antonio, TX

#7 Sep 23, 2012
Oh and before I forget Nut Job congratulations on your baptism Zapata...lol
san anto

United States

#8 Sep 23, 2012
i get done by my beautiful wife
while you get done by skanks at cheap motels.again n again san anto is classier n more reapectable than your sorry ass.
La Novela

San Antonio, TX

#9 Sep 23, 2012
T
CHAPTER 2
The prophecy

he plot thickens..........chicano jr, como es vivora comienza escupieno veneno para todo s los lados. to show his love for chicanos "chiquito". so they come here blasting at zapata and cammarada.
but being the dedicated cats that we are, we make a prediction. "chicanos gonna swallow it"
well as chicano jr spit out poison from his mouth..........the owl by the church flew by and turned the spits into cum, at which point chicano dove to the ground open mouth, attempting to catch as much cum as possible.
Zapata looks at cammarada, and smiles. It would be better to leave those lovebirds alone!
under the sheets in a chuckwagon The chicano twins were heard discussing who would be the butch.......... but out of respect we left. Because we remember chicano saying so what if I was gay!

THE CAMERA PANS OUT ONLY TO SEE A THONG HANGING THEN FALLING OUT OF A CHUCKWAGON WHICH WAS SHAKING VIGOROUSLY, CAMERA RAISES HIGHER AND ONLY GRUNTING NOISES ARE HEARD THE CAMERA PANS OUT EVEN FURTHER,WAY FURTHER SO AS YOU CAN FAINTLY HEAR CHICANO SAYING SOMETHING ABOUT BROKE BACK MOUNTAIN AND YOU GET TO SEE THE OWL ON A TREE DISGUSTED AND TAKING A SHIT!
camarada

San Antonio, TX

#10 Sep 24, 2012
i told you hes loco talking and answering to himself then he tries to make excuses for himself using diferent names omg we know its you
san anto

United States

#11 Sep 24, 2012
hes high on crack
Chicano jr

San Antonio, TX

#12 Sep 24, 2012
san anto wrote:
hes high on crack
Better to be high on crack than to be out like you and La Camarada jackass pimping your ass crack…
camarada

San Antonio, TX

#13 Sep 24, 2012
i think its the crack talking poor dude hes really hooked
san anto

United States

#14 Sep 24, 2012
yea he comes to san anto in the weekends to do some tricks IN ZARAMORA ST.then goes back and scores his crack
tweety

San Antonio, TX

#15 Sep 26, 2012
heard the police got called to his house he was chasing his mama cause his hand already hurt
san anto

El Monte, CA

#16 Sep 26, 2012
well his mama was on a walker and he still couldnt catch her .being high on crack he was seeing double.
Chicano jr

San Antonio, TX

#17 Sep 26, 2012
tweety wrote:
heard the police got called to his house he was chasing his mama cause his hand already hurt
Listen here Tweety Byrd how about I stick my hand down your gay azz and use you as a personal hand puppet while my Woody Wood Pecker gets shoved down your "I thought I thought I saw a Pretty Cat MOuth".....lol
tweety

San Antonio, TX

#18 Sep 26, 2012
well you did but teety knowa you and dont like you u talk about everybody
Chicano jr

San Antonio, TX

#19 Sep 26, 2012
tweety wrote:
well you did but teety knowa you and dont like you u talk about everybody
Sober up idiot I cant understand a word you said unless you want my pecker to go find a nest down your feathered canary tweeting azz...
san anto

El Monte, CA

#20 Sep 26, 2012
for THE LOVE OF ALLAH.ALACHINGADA GET A GRIP MAN.THOSE PIECES OF CRACK THOSE NEGROS ARE SELLING YOU AINT CRACK. ITS SHEETROCK.

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