ZAPATA'S Identity Revealed

ZAPATA'S Identity Revealed

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Chicano jr

Hondo, TX

#1 Jun 6, 2012
Well, I decided it was time to meet this boy ZAPATA. After I called him and told him I had some donation money for his SAVE CRISTAL FOUNDATION he gave me directions to his house in CARRIZO HILL, his trailer house that is.He said ,"turn off the paved road and follow till you see a trailer.If you have a hard time finding it call the sheriff. He has been out here many,many times." Upon finding the trailer my first thought was I at the right spot or at the county dump.I drove thru the chain link fence I was met by 7 pitbull dogs, 12 cats and 2 chihuahuas 24 chickens and 14 goats. My first impression was he doesnt have any grass in his yard, not a blade of grass one. As a matter of fact the only grass on his property was growing between the 5 cars on cinder blocks all missing various parts, wheels, windshield,etc.You know,,, I didnt even mention that this is June and they still have their christmas lights up, well sorta, whats left of them , dangling from the trailer roof and their xmas blowup decorations.The Walmart inflatable pool was being used to coverup some bicycles he had stolen last week, he said he hadn’t had time to spray paint them yet and rub off the numbers .As I got out of my truck I had to step over 55 fajita wrappers, millions of diapers,beer bottles untold and thousands of marlboro red cigarette filters.I met ZAPATA at noon, he was drunk already and had Budlite in his hand.ZAPATA introduced me to his grandma,mom,aunt and 7 of his kids.They all lived in the same trashed out trailer.There were 5 snot nosed kids running around in nothing but diapers outside, no shoes,shirt, nothing but a full diaper.ZAPATA told me 2 were his and the other 3 were his 14 year old daughters.I asked him about his child support and I bet it was outrageous.He said,"I dont pay anything, the government gives her plenty.But she had gained so much weight after there 7th child he could no longer get his indian pecker in her for sex".He asked me to come inside and drink a Budlite with him. I noticed there were no steps into the trailer, just wooden pallets to step on held together with bailing wire.The screen door had no screen in it, the front door had been kicked in so many times it was proped open by one of ZAPATAS old shovels.Once inside the filthy trailer I noticed that all the glass was missing from the windows and replaced with aluminum foil and plywood I couldnt help but notice the biggest dam TV Ive ever seen.ZAPATA told me it was an 85 inch TV with complete HD service,True THX Doldy surrond and over 2500 channels.He told me he split the cable TV bill with his 5 neighbors(cousins),who also had their own trailer on the 1 acre of land he owned.I couldnt bring myself to sit on the ducktaped furniture cause it was leved by only scrap wood from the barbeque pit.At 12.30 , after ZAPATA had downed 7 more beers I decided to leave,I noticed his primered car with his last name in big letters across the back winshield,22s on spinners and gull wing doors.(all this on a mini van)I thought and laughed to myself. ZAPATA asked me if I could give him a jump start so he could go into town and buy some Intocable and Pegasso concert tickets and more cervesa and he could also check on his new government medicaid papers that he wanted to get Notarized by LA CAMARADA.
san anto

United States

#2 Jun 6, 2012
And you did all this crap on A BIKE JACKASS .CAUSE YOU AINT GOT NO CAR
chicano sr

United States

#3 Jun 6, 2012
hijo jr and by any chance did you see an old ford pinto with the drivers side door missing and l.p.from the year 1985,mvi sticker from 1974?and an old mut on the back seat and an skinny ass guy pushing his pinto,if you did that was san anto bi he came by this weekend over to las diablitas only so they could stick the devils horns up his full of hemoroids ass.
chicano sr

United States

#4 Jun 6, 2012
i heard he went to camaradas house for an advice and la notary public sent him over to zavala county bank cause he needed to borrow some money using his car as colleteral and they sent him over to de la fuentes junk yard cause they said that cars is only worth 25.00 us dollars.good work camarada!!
san anto

United States

#6 Jun 7, 2012
Well jackass your daddy jackass SR, is asking you a question lowlife.remember when SR. would get all drunk on thunderbird wine n knocked out.you would sneak up on him as a kid n steal a dollar n run to my house hey san anto sell me a joint.pay the old fart back lowlife.so he can bury himself on that quote (POOL) he dug in the back yard .dont forget to train the new jackasses coming up behind you.the 3rd 4th n 5th.
chicano sr

United States

#7 Jun 7, 2012
I cant remember buying a joint from you the only thing i can clearly remember is you would knock on my door and ask me for a taco de beans cause you were hungry and didnt have anything ot eat.do you san anto still smoke that kite tobacco and drink that md 20 20 or boones farm strawberry hill or the beer you drank back then black label light?
chicano sr

United States

#8 Jun 7, 2012
or should i spell that LITE?NOT LIGHT.
camarada

San Antonio, TX

#9 Jun 7, 2012
damm zapata dont even talk to him chicano'chicano jr,big or whatever its da same one julio lopez he just changes his name every time he gets burned
Chicano jr

Hondo, TX

#10 Jun 7, 2012
camarada wrote:
damm zapata dont even talk to him chicano'chicano jr,big or whatever its da same one julio lopez he just changes his name every time he gets burned
Listen here King Kong Titz I dont need nobody to back my azz up so as you can see that "SR" jackazz is none other than that crazy queer indian Zapatos who is always licking San Antos nutz.As for Julio Lopez he can join you in french kizzing my azz. Do I make myself clear fruit of Susana's loins.....
Tencha La Jefa

Wyandotte, OK

#11 Jun 7, 2012
Wow, you all make me laugh. Se nota que son del mismo pueblo. Para comenzar, El San Anto lla no se acuerda cuenda andaba de pordiosero en El Barrio, luego perdio la inocencia en la Juvi, despues de que le gusto tanto que le dieran por el Detroit, supuestamente se enlisto en el Navy con los "semen". Ahora se cree la gran mierda porque tiene air condition con lo que saca vendiendo tacos en la lonchera que tiene localizada por Fredericksburg road en SA, viejo curciento.

Pues el Chicano Jr. tiene muy buena imaginacion, me encanto el cuento que invento tocante su aventura con el Zapata en Carrizo Hill.

Y para acabar, La Camarada, asegun se cree ser abogada con ese papelito de "notary public". No te creas tan chingona, vieja pelos de elote seco, chiches arrastradas. Cualquiera puede ser notario publico por el estado de Texas, all you have to do is fill out the paperwork and pay the $150 fee, it's as simple as that pendeja, apestosa.

He dicho...any feedback or creative criticism is welcome, toodles.
camarada

San Antonio, TX

#13 Jun 8, 2012
to tencha la pendeja la pendeja eres tu y tu madre sit an facil es notaria pero acontadora no tienes que ir 4 anos al colegio que tu no sabes que es eso ni ged tienes so no vengs aqui creyendote muy chingona y los pelos de elote seco los tienes en la panocha de tan vieja arrugada y amargada y ya que tas ahi banate y tallate me encanta que me traigan en la lengua de tan importante que soy todos quieren hablar de mi y tu y todos los chicanos son unos pendejos y que
camarada

San Antonio, TX

#14 Jun 8, 2012
tencha la pendeja se oye vien y chiches arastradas es la envidia hablando estas celosa porque te cuelga todo ati hasta el culo yte apuesto que ya estas sesentona con un nombre como eso ya la juventud nadie se llama tencha nomas tu que awite bueno pero no es culpa tuya sino te tu madre pobre ruquita lastima das vieja amargada
Tencha La Jefa

United States

#15 Jun 8, 2012
Pues muy buena tarea, se han ganado un cien solo por este dia. Mi edad no es importante, pero lujo mis 42 con mucha elegancia. Tocante a mis chiches, estan bien paraditas como joven de 16, muchas gracias. Escogi el nombre "Tencha La Jefa" porque es un nombre con que todos ustedes idiotas se identifican sin problema y bien que atrai su atencion, no que no.
Tocante a ser acontadora "La pelos de elote viejo", y lla saben a quien me refiero, pues ponte a contar los posos que tienes en el tracero, y si te falta mas, ponte a contar los posos que hay en las calles del Vidrio, no te la vas acabar.
If you don't like my online "handle", you can call me Ms. Sassy, go get 'em girl...oookay!
vieja mensa

San Antonio, TX

#16 Jun 8, 2012
oye tencha, porque primero eres de somerset,tx. y luego de detroit lakes? no me digas que te gusta aflojar el "detroit" con tus tetias paradias!
san anto

United States

#17 Jun 8, 2012
No heches mentiras tencha.tu eras la duena de una cantina en los 70's en el barrio que se llamava tenchas bar.estava en un lado del gato negro bar.una vez fui caminando por el billar viejo y te tenillan bien empinada halla tras.que tanto le cobraste al borracho.5 dollares.yo nunca me olvido de mi hometown.por que cuando pobre todo lo que no hase feliz es la familia y la riza.si me fuera quedado pobre entonses no se ne olvida mi pueblo.tas mensa TENCHAS BAR
san anto

United States

#18 Jun 8, 2012
Listen here chicano sr.dont worry about spelling lite like or any other word .just learn How to spell LICK.cause your good at licking jr's azz .mijo mijo. Besalo way.well i took my german shepard for a walk n hes walking tall healthy n his head up in thd air.got compliments that a pretty sir.made me rhink of those pieces of bologna n wieners of mutts yoh have .LARDASS
san anto

United States

#19 Jun 8, 2012
Ooh ooh did i mispelled a word or two.LARDASS
camarada

San Antonio, TX

#20 Jun 8, 2012
ves tencha la pendeja aqui en el vidrio todo se sabe y las tetas las tendrias paradas en los1940 ya pa horita las trais enrastra y el que te dijo que tenias 42 te echo mentiras pa metertela por atras pendeja caiste y aparte tencha se oye como nombre de chapetia con cara apretada e culo seco lmas
Chicano jr

Hondo, TX

#22 Jun 8, 2012
camarada wrote:
ves tencha la pendeja aqui en el vidrio todo se sabe y las tetas las tendrias paradas en los1940 ya pa horita las trais enrastra y el que te dijo que tenias 42 te echo mentiras pa metertela por atras pendeja caiste y aparte tencha se oye como nombre de chapetia con cara apretada e culo seco lmas
Ya cayate jundio de Bean Bag ni que tu estuvieras bien buenota pareces el cuate de Daniel Esparza aka "El Hippie"....
san anto

United States

#23 Jun 8, 2012
Vijate en el espejo way chicano jr.tas mas prieto que un poste.una vez andavanos en el barrio y me dijo un camarada mira halla esta parado chicano hr.le dije onde no lo miro.eijo en un lado del poste.si no fueras habrido la voca no te mirarilla way.no mas los dientes hamarillos se miravan,jackass

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