down on my luck
natural born leader

Quanah, TX

#1 Mar 19, 2013
i have fallen on hard times and am in need of assistance.
i am homeless due to the housing market crash.i mortgaged a home at an astronomical interest rate way above my financial means.i signed a second mortgage to renovate parts of my home so i could entertain important people and become an important person myself.
my lexus was repossed for lack of payment.i was not aware that those dealerships wanted such an absorbant amount of money every month.i had to have that car to ensure the people around me that i am on top of the game.
i am hungry because i have spent my severence pay on scatchers trying to get something to eat and maybe a place to stay.no luck.
here is where i need your help.
i would like to apply for the hospital board
school board
or the county comm.office
i think i would fit right in and do the county a real good job.with my financial expertise i could really get the cash flowing.
if anyone could give me a good reference to get my foot in the door i would sure be greatful.
sincerely,
Hank Kerchiff
ps.i will not be available wednesday and thursday because of bancruptcy court,but friday i can start.

oh well

Longview, TX

#2 Mar 20, 2013
Hospital won't hire u just on u say so they can't even pay their bills u crazy we are all on hard times
oh well

Longview, TX

#3 Mar 20, 2013
They filled chapter 9 be lucky if they stay open where u from
nun ya biz

Beaver Dam, WI

#4 Mar 20, 2013
"Oh Well" I cant believe you actually think this is a real person do you? the name " Hank Kerchiff" says it all,LOL
natural born leader

Quanah, TX

#5 Mar 21, 2013
HEY! I am real and if given the chance I will put the hospital in much higher tax bracket.While campaigning to be elected I plan on showing my proposal for a ear,nose,and throat clinic in Levelland Tx.CASHCOW.How about my plans for a tennis elbow clinic in Mobeetie Tx.Another CASHCOW.I saved my best for last.A cabbage patch hospital and clinic in Brady Tx.KACHING!!!To save money though once I am elected we will jump right in and get these guaranteed funds rolling our way but if something were to go wrong we will hire lawyers and consultants to straighten it out.When I am done Hardeman Co.hospital will have valet parking.As the Great George Jefferson said we will be moving on up.
sincerely,
Hank kerchiff

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