want info on noodist camp

want info on noodist camp

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R H Garvel

Santa Barbara, CA

#1 Nov 30, 2011
how much does it costs and i hope their no drugs me and bertha wanna go somewhare my tallywhacker can be free.

Since: Nov 11

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#2 Nov 30, 2011
That is just wrong!!!!!
wooly bully

Santa Barbara, CA

#3 Dec 12, 2011
closed for winter cant freeze that tallywacker.
southern tea

United States

#4 Dec 12, 2011
In also opposed to noodist.I can let the nudist go be free - but being nood at the noodist place with the tallywacker being a frozen delight is to much for me.

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#5 Dec 12, 2011
We have two nudist camps here, tell your tallywacker to wait till june
southern tea

United States

#6 Dec 12, 2011
But in June be sure to use the sunscreen..Hate if the wacker got burned.Don't want to get a bad name for Crossville in the noodist circles.We aim to please all wackers of any size.

Since: Jun 11

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#7 Dec 13, 2011
Noodist, truly a classic for the ages
rolls eyes shakes head

Crossville, TN

#8 Dec 13, 2011
what is a 'noodist'?

surely he speaks of 'nudists' instead?

In winter all tallywackers are covered to preserve the endangered species... since they are all over medicated and shriveled, they need time to heal. During this time, "BoB" (Battery operated Boyfriend) is brought forward for the sacrifice to ensure that the tallywackers survive another year around these parts! LMAO!
FavoriteSon

Cookeville, TN

#9 Dec 13, 2011
R H Garvel wrote:
how much does it costs and i hope their no drugs me and bertha wanna go somewhare my tallywhacker can be free.
No info on "noodist" camps for you. Your privilege to reproduce has been revoked.

Since: Aug 11

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#10 Dec 13, 2011
Be sure to get a pecker policy from your insurance company.
Just Askin

Adelaide, Australia

#11 Dec 13, 2011
lol noodist.. LOL LOL!
drounk on jin

Santa Barbara, CA

#12 Dec 13, 2011
u better shtay a way fromm that thar noodish kamp they drank an take druggs.
southern tea

United States

#13 Dec 13, 2011
And you got to be careful of that hot tub at noodist camp..You don't want to get them tallywackers boiling at no noodie camp..I've seen pixs of them noodies- they look over cooked.So you and Bertha go on but be careful. Heard tales of sharing of noodies and them tallywackers.

Since: Aug 11

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#14 Dec 13, 2011
southern tea wrote:
And you got to be careful of that hot tub at noodist camp..You don't want to get them tallywackers boiling at no noodie camp..I've seen pixs of them noodies- they look over cooked.So you and Bertha go on but be careful. Heard tales of sharing of noodies and them tallywackers.
This is why you need a comprehensive pecker policy. Don't want no crotch rot to get your peepee

Florydyan

“Just call me Sonny”

Since: Dec 10

Port St. Lucie, FL.

#15 Dec 13, 2011
poopnostink wrote:
<quoted text>This is why you need a comprehensive pecker policy. Don't want no crotch rot to get your peepee
So what name would you be known by at the nudist colony?
"Dicknosmall"?

Usually when a name says one thing, the reality is just the opposite.

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#16 Dec 13, 2011
Florydyan wrote:
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So what name would you be known by at the nudist colony?
"Dicknosmall"?
Usually when a name says one thing, the reality is just the opposite.
Hey junior why don't you try again and this time have your Mommy help you. Stupid Be-ocht.

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#17 Dec 13, 2011
Florydyan wrote:
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So what name would you be known by at the nudist colony?
"Dicknosmall"?
Usually when a name says one thing, the reality is just the opposite.
The call me Johnny.....Johnny WAD.

Florydyan

“Just call me Sonny”

Since: Dec 10

Port St. Lucie, FL.

#18 Dec 13, 2011
poopnostink wrote:
<quoted text>The call me Johnny.....Johnny WAD.
Why?

Because you chew a lot of gum?

Again...never original are you?

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#19 Dec 13, 2011
Florydyan wrote:
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Why?
Because you chew a lot of gum?
Again...never original are you?
Johnny Wad, Private Dick. I carry a stick of gum, but it ain't for you tootie fruttie.

Florydyan

“Just call me Sonny”

Since: Dec 10

Port St. Lucie, FL.

#20 Dec 13, 2011
poopnostink wrote:
<quoted text>Johnny Wad, Private Dick. I carry a stick of gum, but it ain't for you tootie fruttie.
What???...that's ALL YOU HAVE????...a gay reference...really???

Oooooh...what a maaaan you are no stinky anal one!!!

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