How Much do You Love God?

How Much do You Love God?

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SATAN

Knoxville, TN

#3 Aug 15, 2012
NO THEY ARE ALL MINE MUAHAHA :D
SATAN

Knoxville, TN

#5 Aug 15, 2012
YOU FOOL! JOHN WAS HIGH WHEN HE WROTE THAT! IT'S NOT A LAKE, IT'S A BIG HOT TUB BUT WE DON'T CLEAN IT SO IT JUST LOOKS LIKE BRIMSTONE IN IT
:D
Jesus

Crossville, TN

#7 Aug 15, 2012
Settle down you two, VENGANCE is MINE.

JC
Jesus

Crossville, TN

#12 Aug 15, 2012
I love you too... but just turn the other cheek would ya please. dont bend to his level.

JC

Since: Dec 11

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#14 Aug 15, 2012
What a forking crackpot. Get a job, loser.
Jesus

Crossville, TN

#15 Aug 15, 2012
Hold the phone... was you talkin to me? Are you talkin to me?

JC
Jesus

Crossville, TN

#16 Aug 15, 2012
I DID NOT create the lake of fire for you to threaten your fellow man with. REMEMBER to LOVE your enemy!!

JC

Since: Dec 11

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#17 Aug 15, 2012
No, bad post timing :P talkin about san antonio guy. I don't talk to imaginary beings (cept this time).
Jesus

Crossville, TN

#18 Aug 15, 2012
And dont try to preach to me, because you are luke warm and I will spit you out.

JC
SATAN

Knoxville, TN

#19 Aug 15, 2012
I WOULD DIGEST YOU AND THEN POOP YOU OUT BECAUSE I LIKE LUKEWARM STUFF #FOODPOISONINGDOESNOTAFFECTMYS UPERNATURALSELF
Jesus

Crossville, TN

#20 Aug 15, 2012
No need my son I pull the reins of mens hearts.. and know what you would say before you say it.
(cept that time)

JC
Jesus

Crossville, TN

#21 Aug 15, 2012
Yes he would! and though he is evil.. he was the most attractive of angels and held in high reguard.

JC
SATAN

Knoxville, TN

#22 Aug 15, 2012
YOU'RE CRAZY, JESUS! I LIKE YOU!
Jesus

Crossville, TN

#23 Aug 15, 2012
Well I LOVE you! and every SINNER on this forum... I just wish they wouldnt pretend to be all knowing. Because they are not. I am like a thief in the night.... in a good way.

JC
Jesus

Crossville, TN

#25 Aug 15, 2012
Hey SATAN, remember that time we had that bet over job? he was all like I love you no matter what.. and you was like.. ill kill your whole family.. and I was like its no big whoop.. Ill give ya a whole new family.. and you was like lol.. and I was like ROTF. who won that bet anyway?

JC
SATAN

Knoxville, TN

#26 Aug 15, 2012
AS I RECALL IT WAS JOSEPH SMITH, BUT I'VE BEEN DRUNK A TIME OR TWO SINCE THOSE GOOD OLD NEW TESTAMENT DAYS
babyruth

Crossville, TN

#27 Aug 15, 2012
lol @ jesus. you're crackin me up over here.
Jesus

Crossville, TN

#28 Aug 15, 2012
Do not call your brother a fool and enter into church. but go and ask his forgiveness first.

JC
Jesus

Crossville, TN

#29 Aug 15, 2012
Help me out here. that Jesus freak is throwing 2000 years of truth under the bus.. he making SATAN look good.

JC
SATAN

Knoxville, TN

#30 Aug 15, 2012
I ALWAYS LOOK GOOD, IF NOT PROVE IT

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