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haha

Greer, SC

#22 Feb 27, 2013
Again, the topic is titled The Socialist Democrat Communist Cow Example.

And so far all you've talked about is people needing to "get a job."

So the statement still stands,

I like how no one has actually discussed what the original post says or suggests. That must mean what it says is true.
haha

Greer, SC

#23 Feb 27, 2013
Here, here is what the original post said. Anyone care to actually discuss it???

The Socialist/Democrat/Communist COW example that's been making the rounds:

SOCIALIST

You have 2 cows. The government takes 1 of them and gives it to your neighbor.

DEMOCRAT

You have 2 cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty so you vote people into office that will tax your cows, forcing you to sell 1 of your cows to pay for the tax. The people you voted for take the tax money and buy your neighbor a cow. You feel righteous.

COMMUNIST

You have 2 cows. The government takes both of them away from you and provides you with small amounts of milk each day.

REPUBLICAN

You have 2 cows. You sell 1 of them and buy a bull. You build up a herd of cows.

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#24 Feb 27, 2013
REPUBLICAN: Takes your 2 cows and gives them to someone who already has 4,200 cows...because a man with only 2 cows never created a job for anybody.
ok

Newberry, SC

#25 Feb 27, 2013
I'll jump in here. Democrats are the ones who are generally for taking things away from people...because they think, for some reason, the people don't deserve it.

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#26 Feb 27, 2013
ok wrote:
I'll jump in here. Democrats are the ones who are generally for taking things away from people...because they think, for some reason, the people don't deserve it.
Thought all day about that post, didn't ya, genius?

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#27 Feb 27, 2013
...then again, what ELSE did you have to do all day?

Hey, your check should be in the mailbox on Friday! That's the 1st of the month. Wear it out, dude. You're welcome -- from the taxpayers that make it happen.
stewart smalley

Livingston, TN

#28 Feb 28, 2013
haha wrote:
Again, the topic is titled The Socialist Democrat Communist Cow Example.
And so far all you've talked about is people needing to "get a job."
So the statement still stands,
I like how no one has actually discussed what the original post says or suggests. That must mean what it says is true.
Most people these days would`nt know what to do with a cow.I doubt if they would know which end to feed.
haha

United States

#29 Mar 4, 2013
In a topic about the comparison of socialism, communism, Democrat, and Republican philosophies, all anyone has to offer is "get a job."

Wow, libs really are smart.

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#30 Mar 4, 2013
haha wrote:
In a topic about the comparison of socialism, communism, Democrat, and Republican philosophies, all anyone has to offer is "get a job."
Wow, libs really are smart.
...and responsible enough to hold a job.

I don't have enough free time to sit around all day whining that the president isn't handing me everyday necessities, I'm too busy EARNING them.
haha

United States

#31 Mar 4, 2013
It makes you feel better to think I don't have a job. Wow, you're so smart.
NW23

Cookeville, TN

#32 Mar 4, 2013
The Original Obama Lover's doesn't realize that in the modern world people post from smart phones and mobile devices. He pictures everyone at home on dial up like he probably is.

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#33 Mar 4, 2013
NW23 wrote:
The Original Obama Lover's doesn't realize that in the modern world people post from smart phones and mobile devices. He pictures everyone at home on dial up like he probably is.
Any normal boss would notice his employee on his phone as much as this guy and probably wouldn't be happy with the thought of paying him to spend his entire day on Topix. This guy isn't just posting on "breaks."

By the way, your use of the term "Obama lover" is quite telling. It seems I've heard a similar term used occasionally around these parts.
NW23

Cookeville, TN

#34 Mar 4, 2013
I'm so sorry for using a pet name already assigned to you before. I didn't realize now we had to seek your approval on the use of monikers.

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#35 Mar 4, 2013
NW23 wrote:
I'm so sorry for using a pet name already assigned to you before. I didn't realize now we had to seek your approval on the use of monikers.
You get points for using the term "monikers."

Congratulations, you've been paying attention. I'm flattered.
That Stings

Knoxville, TN

#36 Mar 4, 2013
Monikers, he said monikers.

Hahahahaha
listen

Sparta, TN

#37 Mar 4, 2013
Wow! Wonder why the first post was deleted?
because

Troy, NC

#38 Mar 5, 2013
Because it said:

The Socialist/Democrat/Communist COW example that's been making the rounds:

SOCIALIST

You have 2 cows. The government takes 1 of them and gives it to your neighbor.

DEMOCRAT

You have 2 cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty so you vote people into office that will tax your cows, forcing you to sell 1 of your cows to pay for the tax. The people you voted for take the tax money and buy your neighbor a cow. You feel righteous.

COMMUNIST

You have 2 cows. The government takes both of them away from you and provides you with small amounts of milk each day.

REPUBLICAN

You have 2 cows. You sell 1 of them and buy a bull. You build up a herd of cows.
because

Troy, NC

#39 Mar 5, 2013
(because it slams Democrats)
because

Troy, NC

#40 Mar 5, 2013
Being the nickname police is just the beginning, wait until he/she corrects your spelling or tells you to get a job. It's their defense mechanism when they have nothing to comeback with.
Cardiff

Wilmington, NC

#41 Mar 6, 2013
I love foodstamps,we take our little book to the store every week tear out a few food dollars & get some brew,

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