My dog's testicles are caught in a mo...

My dog's testicles are caught in a mouse trap?

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Big D

Crossville, TN

#1 Aug 8, 2011
My Rotweiler usually sleeps in the garage so I let him in there a few minutes ago forgetting that I had placed a few mouse traps in there. The dog is still relatively young and has testicles the size of tennis balls. Apparently he was dragging those monsters too close to a trap and it snapped right on his nuts. He's really angry right now and won't let me get close enough to help. he already bit me really hard and I'm bleeding pretty bad. I tried shooting him with a horse tranquilizer dart but i missed and it blew out one of the tires on my car so I can't drive him to the vet or anything. My plan right now is to have my 4 year old approach him from the front to distract the dog while I sneak up behind him and club him with a tire iron. Does anybody have any better ideas?
Suggestion

Crossville, TN

#2 Aug 8, 2011
Maybe you should give the dog to the Pound and give your kid to DCS and why do you have a trank in the home with a toddler
Irving

Cornersville, TN

#3 Aug 8, 2011
Big D wrote:
My Rotweiler usually sleeps in the garage so I let him in there a few minutes ago forgetting that I had placed a few mouse traps in there. The dog is still relatively young and has testicles the size of tennis balls. Apparently he was dragging those monsters too close to a trap and it snapped right on his nuts. He's really angry right now and won't let me get close enough to help. he already bit me really hard and I'm bleeding pretty bad. I tried shooting him with a horse tranquilizer dart but i missed and it blew out one of the tires on my car so I can't drive him to the vet or anything. My plan right now is to have my 4 year old approach him from the front to distract the dog while I sneak up behind him and club him with a tire iron. Does anybody have any better ideas?
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Big D

Crossville, TN

#4 Aug 8, 2011
Suggestion wrote:
Maybe you should give the dog to the Pound and give your kid to DCS and why do you have a trank in the home with a toddler
I would, but I want to keep my dog and my kid. and i keep the trank for various reasons... sometimes the kid gets out of control, sometimes the dog gets out of control, and sometimes i just get mad and shoot people walking down the road.
Suggestion

Crossville, TN

#5 Aug 8, 2011
Well Im sorry but it seems like you need to get rid of them both because you dont know how to take care of a toddler obviously or you wouldnt have him in danger of an angry dog.!
Solution

Columbia, TN

#6 Aug 8, 2011
Let the mice chew off the balls
Angel

Crossville, TN

#7 Aug 9, 2011
Shoot the dog, save the trap

Since: Aug 10

Cookeville, TN

#8 Aug 9, 2011
Perhaps you should distract the dog. Toddlers have smaller hands and might reach it easier.

Since: Apr 11

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#9 Aug 9, 2011
Big D wrote:
My Rotweiler usually sleeps in the garage so I let him in there a few minutes ago forgetting that I had placed a few mouse traps in there. The dog is still relatively young and has testicles the size of tennis balls. Apparently he was dragging those monsters too close to a trap and it snapped right on his nuts. He's really angry right now and won't let me get close enough to help. he already bit me really hard and I'm bleeding pretty bad. I tried shooting him with a horse tranquilizer dart but i missed and it blew out one of the tires on my car so I can't drive him to the vet or anything. My plan right now is to have my 4 year old approach him from the front to distract the dog while I sneak up behind him and club him with a tire iron. Does anybody have any better ideas?


Hilarious
yellowbelly

Lebanon, TN

#10 Aug 9, 2011
Big D wrote:
My Rotweiler usually sleeps in the garage so I let him in there a few minutes ago forgetting that I had placed a few mouse traps in there. The dog is still relatively young and has testicles the size of tennis balls. Apparently he was dragging those monsters too close to a trap and it snapped right on his nuts. He's really angry right now and won't let me get close enough to help. he already bit me really hard and I'm bleeding pretty bad. I tried shooting him with a horse tranquilizer dart but i missed and it blew out one of the tires on my car so I can't drive him to the vet or anything. My plan right now is to have my 4 year old approach him from the front to distract the dog while I sneak up behind him and club him with a tire iron. Does anybody have any better ideas?
Yes throw a blanket over him after you put tylenol pm in his dogfood!
yellowbelly

Lebanon, TN

#11 Aug 9, 2011
yes throw a blanket over him after you put tylenol pm in his dogfood.
wondering

Crossville, TN

#12 Aug 9, 2011
Suggestion wrote:
Well Im sorry but it seems like you need to get rid of them both because you dont know how to take care of a toddler obviously or you wouldnt have him in danger of an angry dog.!
It is not dangerous it will make the toddler tougher.
Chit

Crossville, TN

#13 Aug 9, 2011
I heard body piercing was all the rage for Rots now. I would leave it.
bca

Crossville, TN

#14 Aug 9, 2011
I believe this person is not full of brains, first of all, the rotweiler should have never been in the position to have a mouse trap stuck to his genitals, and second of all I would not bring a kid into the situation to help. I have an answer, call Wiley Potter, he will just shoot the dog, put him out of his misery, and it will be over. see problem solved.
Chit wrote:
I heard body piercing was all the rage for Rots now. I would leave it.

Florydyan

“Just call me Sonny”

Since: Dec 10

Port St. Lucie, FL.

#15 Aug 9, 2011
I hope that story was made up for our amusement, otherwise that is one sad MF'er.

You're lucky the dog didn't have an eye put out by that trap...I know someone who had that happen.
Chris

Miami, FL

#17 Oct 29, 2012
LOL funniest shit I ever read
Badrott

United States

#18 Aug 6, 2016
Suggestion wrote:
Maybe you should give the dog to the Pound and give your kid to DCS and why do you have a trank in the home with a toddler
To trank the toddler so he dont iterupt

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