Any ladies want a man tonight?

Any ladies want a man tonight?

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Gettinsum

Crossville, TN

#1 Oct 19, 2012
23 year old man looking to show a woman a good time tonight. Casual, boyfriend experience (dinner included) or as a third party with a couple. If interested, respond here and we'll go from there.
Gettinsum

Crossville, TN

#2 Oct 19, 2012
Older women up to 45 are definitely welcome as well.
Smoker Joe

Crossville, TN

#3 Oct 19, 2012
Wow...You know how to get em to drop the panties, huh? What with offering a free dinner and all. Just some friendly advice.... You probably aren't going to find many women that are as desperate as you and if by some crazy chance you do..........They're probably not going to be the type you'd want to have any sort of sexual encounter with. lmao
Nomore

Cookeville, TN

#4 Oct 19, 2012
I can almost hear them now, ordinarily I wouldn't do ya but for a meal well heck yeah I will

The boyfriend experience should also include a fight somewhere in town where you get pushed down if not worse, a purchase of beer where he needs to borrow a few bucks, several stops at houses where you sit in the car and wait, several cell calls that he just says humph and doesn't answer, Two different color filters in the ash tray, slams your head into the baby car seat in the back.
Hello

Crossville, TN

#5 Oct 19, 2012
I may be interested, can you give me an email address so I can contact you?
y dont

Crossville, TN

#6 Oct 19, 2012
y dont u just ask some girl u have don stuff with in the past
wringingwet

Cookeville, TN

#7 Oct 19, 2012
I saw him first and I already ate.
Hello

United States

#8 Oct 19, 2012
You can email me at anony.miss at mail dot com, we can figure something out
realist

Pulaski, TN

#9 Oct 19, 2012
I dun fount MY mane!

SLURP!!!!
waterhead

Crossville, TN

#10 Oct 19, 2012
Hi my name is waterhead. Everyone calls me waterhead because I have a 25 ld. cyst on my head but don't worry it don't get in the way much. It's been a while since I been on a date because I had that drip down there but the penicillin cured that right up. The scabbies are almost gone too so don't worry about that none. It was a little tough to get rid of the crabs but I think they are gone cause I haven't seen none in the last few hours. I already took my bath for this month so I smell pretty good. I am 35 yrs. old and a little chunky at 245lbs. but I have lost 50lbs. and I'm very proud of myself. I'm really pretty though. My eyes are a little crossed but I wear some really thick glasses so I can see pretty good. All the fellas just love me and say I know how to treat a man right. I'm sure we will really connect and you would probably never want nobody else after me. Hey what kind of dinner ya gonna buy me? It don't gotta be nothin fancy but I'm tired of eatin off the $1.00 menu. If ya wanna hook up just let me know pretty soon because I haven't had sex in a while and I'm really horny. I'll be waiting anxiously.
The Original Brainiac

Pulaski, TN

#11 Oct 19, 2012
There was plenty of action at Occupy San Fransisco. I'm STILL taking penicillin!!!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Occupy_sf.j...

That's me holding the dog. Guess where it was licking a minute earlier?
waterhead

Crossville, TN

#12 Oct 19, 2012
Aaaaaaw come on, what ya waitin for? I promise you will just love me and I'll be real good to ya. You can take me to burger king and after that you can have it your way with me all night long. Don't that sound good? Hey I got a sister named waterbaby. she can join us if ya want. She is real pretty too. She is 25yrs. old and a little bigger than me. She has a 15lb.cyst on her chest but it just looks like a 3rd tit and all the fellas just love it and think it's real sexy. She ain't quite over the drip and the scabbies yet but the doctor said it ain't contagious no more. She said her crabs are gone to cause she ain't seen none in about 3 hours. That medicine sure does burn but them crabs are annoying and they sure do multiply fast. We could have a three some if ya want cause she is real horny too and willing. We will bring the flour and all ya gotta do is roll her in it an look for the wet spot. We are anxiously waiting to hook up with ya so let us know pretty soon. You don't even gotta feed her cause she already ate some 2 for a $1.00 pizza's and a whole chicken.
waterhead

Crossville, TN

#13 Oct 20, 2012
wringingwet wrote:
I saw him first and I already ate.
Dammit you scared him off!
waterhead

Crossville, TN

#14 Oct 20, 2012
Aaaaw what's wrong did ya change ya mind? Come on, you know you want me. I also have a cousin named waterloo. She is 37 and has 4 kids but she is really nice. She is looking for a new boyfriend too and a daddy for her kids. She needs a place to stay also cause it gettin crowded in that old tent they are living in. She an my sister waterbaby would be happy to move in with ya and take care of ya. She is a little bigger than us at 400lbs. but she is on a diet of 5000 calories a day an should be losin some weight here real fast don't ya think? She is real pretty to just like me an waterbaby, beauty just seems to run in our family. She has long brown hair in all the spots where it ain't fell out yet and the mole on her face only covers one side of her face. She just shaved the hair off of it yesterday and plucked her uni-brow. The razor didn't hold up long enough to shave her beard, under arms and legs but she is gonna braid that hair so it won't gross ya out nor nothin. She is gonna need to shower at your place though cause she ain't got no place to bathe and it has been about 4 or 5 months but she really don't smell that bad yet just a little fishy. She has a 40lb. cyst on her ass but it really don't get in the way at all. It just looks like another ass cheek and all the fellas say it is really sexy and they just love it. Just ask any of the fellas in crossville and they will tell ya. She still has the drip but the doctor has her on some real strong penicillin so it ain't contagious no more. The scabbies are clearing up nicely too. We think she had a false positive on that HIV test cause none of the fellas have come down with it yet so ya don't gotta worry none. The sores on her mouth and coochie from the herpes are almost gone too and that medicine she put on there seems to have killed those pesky crabs. She is real kinky and she ain't had no sex in a while neither so she said she would be willing to do a 4 way with ya. She has a strap on that she said she would use on ya cause ya sound like ya would be the kinda fella who would like that. You will have to buy us all dinner though cause now we are hungry. We are pretty popular though so let us know pretty soon if ya want to hook up tonight. You will have a great time with us just ask all the fellas in crossville. They will tell ya how much fun we are and we really know how to treat a fella right. All the fellas say that we will just spoil it for any women after us we are so good. Oh by the way waterloo likes to be on top, that won't be a problem will it? We are anxiously waitin on your reply.
nishant

Jaipur, India

#15 Oct 23, 2012
waterhead wrote:
<quoted text>Dammit you scared him off!
are you want me my no
are u nuts

Crossville, TN

#16 Oct 25, 2012
Show me a man and maybe I might considered it but all the people I have seen that think they are men is a joke to look at much less go out with
flour you can roll in

Pulaski, TN

#17 Oct 25, 2012
are u nuts wrote:
Show me a man and maybe I might considered it but all the people I have seen that think they are men is a joke to look at much less go out with
You can't get laid even though you took out a mortgage for it, right?
guy hater

Crossville, TN

#18 Oct 25, 2012
flour you can roll in wrote:
<quoted text>You can't get laid even though you took out a mortgage for it, right?
I don't have to take out nothing to get laid men are a dime a dozen all a woman has to do is act interested and bam men is putty in her hands. Getting men was never a problem for me getting rid of them was I am very gifted where men is concerned
The Original Fleabagger

Pulaski, TN

#19 Oct 25, 2012
guy hater wrote:
<quoted text> men are a dime a dozen
So are bonbon engorged shrew harpies.
guy hater

Crossville, TN

#20 Oct 25, 2012
The Original Fleabagger wrote:
<quoted text>So are bonbon engorged shrew harpies.
What speak English who can understand that

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