Funny things Rednecks / Hillbillies say

Funny things Rednecks / Hillbillies say

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Jesco White

United States

#1 Jun 3, 2011
Funny things Rednecks or Hillbillies say.
Let's hear them.
Jesco White

United States

#2 Jun 3, 2011
"T#tties and Beer !"
Jesco White

United States

#3 Jun 3, 2011
" pancakes and whiskey "
Jesco White

United States

#4 Jun 3, 2011
" Your finer than frawg hair "
Jesco White

United States

#5 Jun 3, 2011
" Dad gum, open them trailer windows, the commode's stopped up "
Jesco White

United States

#6 Jun 3, 2011
" Aunt Bessie's gonna donate her back hair to them little ball headed fellers....ain't that sweet "
Jesco White

United States

#7 Jun 3, 2011
" I heard the preacher done farted right there before Miss Jenkins, God, and ever body "
Jesco White

United States

#8 Jun 3, 2011
" What are shoes for and why are there two of 'em ? "
Jesco White

United States

#9 Jun 3, 2011
" Poor ol' Fredrick Johnson, he's the humpbacked twisted feller that hands out pins down to the grocery store parking lot "

"Bless his heart"
Jesco White

United States

#10 Jun 3, 2011
"...'member ? his momma got her self all gored up in the legs-like by one of them wild boars down at the Tunneyhill place "

"Bless her heart"
Jesco White

United States

#11 Jun 3, 2011
"She's wilder than a spring chicken "
Jesco White

United States

#12 Jun 3, 2011
" Get 'er done "

(The absolute worst)
(I bet someday you'll see it etched on a tombstone)
Jesco White

United States

#13 Jun 3, 2011
" Yeah...ol' man Johnson, he just sets up to the courthouse on the dead pecker bench with the rest of them fellers, whittlin on a cedar stick and gossiping like a pack a nosey ol' church ladies"
PeeWee all the way home

Crossville, TN

#14 Jun 4, 2011
If you don't like the way we do things here go back up north.

The same interstate that brought your ass down here will take it back.
Jesco White

United States

#15 Jun 4, 2011
Nobody said anything about not liking the way things are done here, and nobodyl said anything about not liking the people either. This is all in good fun.
Jesco White

United States

#16 Jun 4, 2011
Some more:

" yee haw cousin "
Jesco White

United States

#17 Jun 4, 2011
" Maude Watkins daughter in law Tammy done thinks she's better 'n everbody else cause she's got most of her teeth and went to the tenth grade "
Jesco White

United States

#18 Jun 4, 2011
" Whatta about all this lectricity they got now ? "
hmm

Crossville, TN

#19 Jun 4, 2011
not sure you left any, for someone else to say
redneck

Crossville, TN

#20 Jun 4, 2011
" I'm happier than a puppy with two peters! "

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