who farted at walmat today? about 12pm?
josh

Cookeville, TN

#21 Sep 25, 2012
i shit in a toilet at lowes, careful its the third toilet from the top of the toilet aisle. i figured sme shit with crn would help the employees become more knowledgeable
jimmy ram jam

United States

#22 Sep 25, 2012
josh wrote:
i shit in a toilet at lowes, careful its the third toilet from the top of the toilet aisle. i figured sme shit with crn would help the employees become more knowledgeable
you are undoubtebly a damn scholar and a genius
jimmy ram jam

United States

#23 Sep 25, 2012
jimmy ram jam wrote:
<quoted text>you are undoubtebly a damn scholar and a genius
sorry i meant a scholar and a gentleman
josh

Cookeville, TN

#24 Sep 25, 2012
thanks buddy, I farted after reading that wonderful post of yours. hehe stinks fantastic here right now, such a nice smell that my ass conjured up.
mips

Columbia, TN

#25 Sep 26, 2012
You know I was just thinking an elevator is a great place, if you can keep from laughing
josh

Cookeville, TN

#26 Sep 26, 2012
yea that would be fun id rip one and blame it to the smuck next to me
POOT SWEET

United States

#27 Sep 27, 2012
eAT PLENTY OF MUSTARD GREENS AND PINTO BEANS AND EAT SOME GOOD OLD DEVELED EGGS AND YOU'LL WIN MOSTfARTING cONTESTS.
josh

Crossville, TN

#28 Sep 27, 2012
i love farting
mips

Crossville, TN

#29 Sep 28, 2012
I farted in my office, heh heh
jeff

Cookeville, TN

#30 Sep 28, 2012
mips i ripped one in the trash can
shep

Gainesboro, TN

#31 Sep 29, 2012
jeff wrote:
mips i ripped one in the trash can
I bet it echoed in the trash can.. Good and loud. Sounds like a good fart.
jeff

Cookeville, TN

#32 Sep 29, 2012
oh man it was awesome
ah hummm

Crossville, TN

#33 Sep 29, 2012
My boyfriend has all of you beat. He farted in the bedroom 3 nights ago and the smell still hasn't cleared out yet. I woke him up because he was snoring and told him to turn over. When he turned over he let that stinker go and it was a silent but deadly fart. I'm surprised the paint didn't peel off the walls. The clothes in the dresser and closet still have a lingering smell on them from the stench. He said it was the ibuprofen and tums that upset his stomach but I'm not buying it. I say it is more like something crawled in his butt and died. Whew it was bad. I held the covers down for 30 min. and the smell came right through the blanket and took my breath away. I think I passed out from lack of oxygen then he turned over and the smell came out and it literally woke me up gagging. Omg next time he farts like that I'm pulling the covers over his head and holding them down till he chokes. If he farted in walmart it would kill customers when they walked into it.
dope

United States

#34 Oct 1, 2012
question: why do farts smell?

answer: for the benefit of those who didn't get to hear them.
mips

Crossville, TN

#35 Oct 2, 2012
dope wrote:
question: why do farts smell?
answer: for the benefit of those who didn't get to hear them.
I'm still laughing. I used to have a college room-mate like that. We actually had people leave the house at times because of him.

Since: Jun 12

Crossville, TN

#36 Oct 2, 2012
Ooh, that smell... The smell of gas around you!
jesuz

Cookeville, TN

#37 Oct 4, 2012
smh
Anonymous

United States

#38 Oct 4, 2012
I don't know why I'm so amused by something so gross! Hilarious! Next time I'm in walmart I'm not opening my mouth for fear of tasting farts. Lol!:)
jesuz

Cookeville, TN

#39 Oct 4, 2012
you're nuts.
lol

Cookeville, TN

#40 Oct 4, 2012
lol

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