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HELP What can I use to make my [email protected] tighter

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cant feel a thing

Cookeville, TN

#1 Sep 26, 2012
What can I use to make my [email protected] tighter? I am so loose that my [email protected] whistles when I walk. I leave a trail of [email protected] to find my way back. I can't feel anything if it is not 10 inches or above. My husband left me and so did his brother and now I'm afraid his cousin is gonna leave me too. They said they couldn't even feel the sides of it and it kind of hurt my feelings.I've screwed half of the guy's from flowers bakery and they said they liked it so I don't understand. I tried using straight vinegar but my boyfriend said it stinks and it makes him pucker. The last guy I had sex with (not my boyfriend) said he almost fell in but he was only 9 inches. So he was kind of small. I hit it with a hammer and it swelled up real big but the swelling went down pretty fast so now I can't feel it and he left me. I got one of those 12 inch king dong vibrators so that feels pretty good. I need a real man though or I will have to turn to women and strap ons. I know there are love lubes for women who are to tight. So there must be something for women who are to loose. I need help fast before I go crazy from lack of [email protected] It's been 2 days already since I had any and I am having [email protected] withdrawals. I know there must be a lot of loose bottomed out women here in crossville. I can't be the only one so please tell me what you do to make it tighter.
kevin

Cookeville, TN

#2 Sep 26, 2012
DUDE, THIS SHIYTSBEEN DONE BEFORE LOSER. GET SOME NEW MATERIAL. THIS WHOLE LAME POST WAS BORING, NOT EVEN CLOSE TO BEING FUNNY. IF YOU'RE A VIRGIN MAN TRY FINGERING YOU OR YOUR DADS AZ. ATLEAST YOU CAN SAY YOU"VE HAD SEX IN SOME KIND OF WAY.
cant feel a thing

Cookeville, TN

#3 Sep 26, 2012
ut oh all caps, that means your angry....right?
The Original Occutard

Pulaski, TN

#4 Sep 26, 2012
Is that you, Snookie?
KEVIN

Cookeville, TN

#5 Sep 26, 2012
LMAO YOU"RE AN IDIOT, YOU USE THE NAME JENJEN AND NOW CANT FEEL A THING? WOW YOU"RE A REAL MAGICIAN WORKING MAGIC AND E1 ON HERE IS TOO STUPID TO FIGURE YOU OUT (DUDE). YOU STILL ROTATING YOUR 3RD FINGER IN YOUR DADS AZ OR DID YOU DECIDE TO JUST FIST [email protected]@ HIS HAIRY AZ?
KEVIN

Cookeville, TN

#6 Sep 26, 2012
OH YEAH, F U C K U LOSER.
cant feel a thing

Cookeville, TN

#7 Sep 26, 2012
Well using your logic, because you are showing a cookville addy you are me as well.
todd

Cookeville, TN

#8 Sep 26, 2012
UHM NO YOU ENJOY ANAL ACTION WITH MEN AND SCHOOL BOYS, AND FARM ANIMALS. YOU EVER JUST TRY PUTTING A GUN IN YOUR MOUTH DUDE OTHER THAN A PENIS? ATLEAST THAT WOULD BE A SHOT YOU WOULD DIE 4.
KEVIN

Cookeville, TN

#9 Sep 26, 2012
LMAO OOOH WOW YOU KNOW MY NAMES NOW DOUCHE, HAVE FUN ARGUING WITH YOURSELF VAGINABOY
377 lakeview drive

Crossville, TN

#11 Sep 26, 2012
open all night

Since: Aug 10

Cookeville, TN

#12 Sep 27, 2012
Try washing it in cold water. It should draw up tight like a new shirt.
cheeseburger

Crossville, TN

#13 Sep 27, 2012
there's stuff you can use called 18 again, google it i saw it on TV, it's from India
mips

Crossville, TN

#14 Sep 27, 2012
Now that's funny!
boo urns

Manchester, TN

#15 Sep 27, 2012
shove two pieces of liver up there, nobody will know the difference
The Original Saltpeter

Pulaski, TN

#16 Sep 27, 2012
Just take one look at a (supposedly male) Occutard, and that thing will slam shut.
Tennessee Toothbrush

Cookeville, TN

#18 Sep 30, 2012
cant feel a thing wrote:
What can I use to make my [email protected] tighter? I am so loose that my [email protected] whistles when I walk. I leave a trail of [email protected] to find my way back. I can't feel anything if it is not 10 inches or above. My husband left me and so did his brother and now I'm afraid his cousin is gonna leave me too. They said they couldn't even feel the sides of it and it kind of hurt my feelings.I've screwed half of the guy's from flowers bakery and they said they liked it so I don't understand. I tried using straight vinegar but my boyfriend said it stinks and it makes him pucker. The last guy I had sex with (not my boyfriend) said he almost fell in but he was only 9 inches. So he was kind of small. I hit it with a hammer and it swelled up real big but the swelling went down pretty fast so now I can't feel it and he left me. I got one of those 12 inch king dong vibrators so that feels pretty good. I need a real man though or I will have to turn to women and strap ons. I know there are love lubes for women who are to tight. So there must be something for women who are to loose. I need help fast before I go crazy from lack of [email protected] It's been 2 days already since I had any and I am having [email protected] withdrawals. I know there must be a lot of loose bottomed out women here in crossville. I can't be the only one so please tell me what you do to make it tighter.
Pour lye into it.
Twatter

Crossville, TN

#19 Oct 1, 2012
Rub it with a Tennessee Toothbrush, that will cause it to swell up, which, in turn will make it tighter. Now that it is too tight, use some Mobile Amused drool to lube it. (Caution, MA drool is very acidic and cause burns. Use a rubber. Now you have the tight twat you have always wanted.
Tennessee Toothbrush

Charlotte, NC

#20 Oct 1, 2012
Twatter wrote:
Rub it with a Tennessee Toothbrush, that will cause it to swell up, which, in turn will make it tighter. Now that it is too tight, use some Mobile Amused drool to lube it.(Caution, MA drool is very acidic and cause burns. Use a rubber. Now you have the tight twat you have always wanted.
Hey, you used our names! That means it must be funny! Let me know if I'm right.
big daddy

Cookeville, TN

#21 Oct 1, 2012
let my big ol dong get in there. I'll tear it up. Damn I'm so horny.

Since: Apr 12

Sparta, TN

#22 Oct 1, 2012
Kegel exercises...

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