Old People Farting at the Grocery Store

Old People Farting at the Grocery Store

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pim

Rutherfordton, NC

#1 Sep 4, 2011
Don't mean to poke fun, but have any of you had the pleasure of being at the grocery store and in the same ailse as old person who has those walking farts? When I heard it, I didn't know whether to laugh, be offended, or sick to my stomach. They didn't just let out one, they did a series of short ones. They sounded like a small engine, putt putt putt putt putt. It was funny and disgusting at the same time.
Tennessee Toothbrush

United States

#2 Sep 4, 2011
pim wrote:
Don't mean to poke fun, but have any of you had the pleasure of being at the grocery store and in the same ailse as old person who has those walking farts? When I heard it, I didn't know whether to laugh, be offended, or sick to my stomach. They didn't just let out one, they did a series of short ones. They sounded like a small engine, putt putt putt putt putt. It was funny and disgusting at the same time.
Next time, breathe deeply. They are usually fantastic.
say what

Crossville, TN

#3 Sep 4, 2011
Thats not as bad as being in the music section at wally world when you SMELL a baby that shit its diaper and the mom is looking at CDs.Looked like she spent all her money on tatoos and didnt have money for diapers.
Irving

Cornersville, TN

#4 Sep 4, 2011
Tennessee Toothbrush wrote:
<quoted text>
Next time, breathe deeply. They are usually fantastic.
I can totally believe that response from you, Brainiac.
haha

Crossville, TN

#5 Sep 4, 2011
pim wrote:
Don't mean to poke fun, but have any of you had the pleasure of being at the grocery store and in the same ailse as old person who has those walking farts? When I heard it, I didn't know whether to laugh, be offended, or sick to my stomach. They didn't just let out one, they did a series of short ones. They sounded like a small engine, putt putt putt putt putt. It was funny and disgusting at the same time.
that's funny stuff. Gotta love wal-marts

Florydyan

“Just call me Sonny”

Since: Dec 10

Port St. Lucie, FL.

#6 Sep 4, 2011
Once while at the Crossville Walmart I ripped a horrendous fart...a chili fart...and I quickly vacated the spot I had been in and as I was turning to leave that aisle I saw some big fat woman go right where I had been and stand there....and apparently unaffected, which was amazing because it was really, really bad!!!
Funny

Cleveland, VA

#7 Sep 4, 2011
That's funny, it probably made her hungry LOL

LOL she probably was standing there going, "Man I could go for some chili about now, and I don't know why"

LOL
NotI

United States

#8 Sep 4, 2011
I usually fart on purpose when I'm at the store and just keep on walking as I am doing it. That way I'm out of range for someone to know it was I! Lmao then you hear...."Omg wat is that smell?" Or "ewwweww who farted"? Lmao

Florydyan

“Just call me Sonny”

Since: Dec 10

Port St. Lucie, FL.

#9 Sep 5, 2011
Funny wrote:
That's funny, it probably made her hungry LOL
LOL she probably was standing there going, "Man I could go for some chili about now, and I don't know why"
LOL
LMAO....
Oh man...yeah, this smell is making me hungry.....lmao!!!

I'll tell you, when I make chili I use Habaneros.
I like my chili "screamin' demon five alarm hot"!

I swear I could've peeled paint with my farts that evening and yet here was this woman standing right in my "fart cloud".

It made me feel bad like I wasn't as strong as I thought.
onlySmartOneLeft

United States

#10 Sep 5, 2011
Its only funny if you fart in a store as long as your child doesn't say real loud, "hey mom, did you just fart cause it stinks??"

Omg ive never been so embarrassed. Lol
learned my lesson about fartin tho. Haha
don't do it round kids!!!
ron

Crossville, TN

#11 Sep 5, 2011
larry the cable guy couldnt have said it better. roflmfao.....haha
pim wrote:
Don't mean to poke fun, but have any of you had the pleasure of being at the grocery store and in the same ailse as old person who has those walking farts? When I heard it, I didn't know whether to laugh, be offended, or sick to my stomach. They didn't just let out one, they did a series of short ones. They sounded like a small engine, putt putt putt putt putt. It was funny and disgusting at the same time.
ron

Crossville, TN

#12 Sep 5, 2011
that happens in the ffg aisle of the store. all the time, oh wait, i forgot, they dont have one yet.
haha wrote:
<quoted text> that's funny stuff. Gotta love wal-marts

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