Letter to Santa
The Spelling Police

Crewe, VA

#1 Dec 7, 2008
Dear Santa Claus,
Please make "them" stop telling me every 10 minutes that my t.v. might become JUST A BOX if I use rabbit ears or antenna for a signal. Please, please, make them stop! I am a nice lady, I have been a "good girl" ALL YEAR LONG but those INCESSANT public service announcements might push me OVER THE EDGE and my t.v. may well become JUST A BOX because I threw a brick through the screen!
Oh, and could you bring me a winning lottery ticket? For the megamillion game? That is all I want this year. And a new t.v. if you see mine is all bashed in when you get here.
I will leave you milk and cookies. And carrots for the reindeer. You can leave the (winning numbers) lottery ticket right underneath the cookie dish.
Thank you Santa and Merry Christmas!
ShimShimShaShimS ham

Washington, DC

#2 Dec 10, 2008
Whoop that trick. . .

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