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The Nastiest Debate Of 2010 In 2:44 Evan McMorris-Santoro and Clayton Ashley October 18, 2010, 11:14AM Last night's Kentucky Senate debate was one of the most brutal of the year, hands down.

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#16191 Jan 1, 2013
BIG_STEVIE wrote:
"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees.
"Yes, sir," the clerk replied.
"That's good," the boss said. "Because after you left, early yesterday, to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped by to see you."
****Big Stevie would like to wish all his fans a Happy New Year!!!****
Happy New Year to you, as well. Stop in, once in awhile, at the dead bird thread. We certainly could use some of your humor.
ima

El Paso, TX

#16192 Jan 1, 2013
petro wrote:
<quoted text> LOL! LOL!.... you are the best, Stevie.....keep it up! Happy New Year!
I agree Stevie is the best!
judge

Duluth, GA

#16193 Jan 1, 2013
Dang
question

Campbellsville, KY

#16194 Jan 1, 2013
stevie is the best
paul

Campbellsville, KY

#16195 Jan 1, 2013
paul voter
wtf

Jackson, KY

#16196 Jan 2, 2013
paul wrote:
paul voter
Very stupid.
TWA

London, KY

#16197 Jan 2, 2013
i see obozo caved on another campaign promise, "i will only raise taxes on those making 250,000 or more, never ever ever ever above that"

Since: Jul 12

Houston, TX

#16199 Jan 2, 2013
The manager of a large office asked a new employee to come into his office. "What is your name?," was the first thing the manager asked.

"John," the new guy replied.

The manager scowled. "Look, I don't know what kind of a namby-pamby place you worked at before, but I don't call anyone by their first name! It breeds familiarity and that leads to a breakdown in authority," he said. "I refer to my employees by their last name only - Smith, Jones, Baker - that's all. Now that we got that straight, what is your last name?"

The new guy sighed and said, "Darling. My name is John Darling."

The manager said, "Okay, John, let's get to the next topic..."

Since: Jul 12

Houston, TX

#16200 Jan 2, 2013
****BIG STEVIE ALERT****

Big Stevie would like to thank each and every person who have had so many nice things to say to me. I enjoy posting the Joke of the Day, and am highly gratified that so many of you enjoy them. Again, thank you all, and I hope that each and every one of you have a wonderful day, and a Happy New Year!! God bless!!!
ima

El Paso, TX

#16201 Jan 2, 2013
BIG_STEVIE wrote:
****BIG STEVIE ALERT****
Big Stevie would like to thank each and every person who have had so many nice things to say to me. I enjoy posting the Joke of the Day, and am highly gratified that so many of you enjoy them. Again, thank you all, and I hope that each and every one of you have a wonderful day, and a Happy New Year!! God bless!!!
thanks Stevie, it's a real treat reading your humorous jokes, LOVE THEM.....and keep them coming. Most people are nothing but sadists on these threads degrading, insulting and down right vulgar to one another. You make us see the world ina totally different way, really! God bless you too, and keep sending us those jokes!

Since: Jul 12

Houston, TX

#16203 Jan 3, 2013
ima wrote:
<quoted text> thanks Stevie, it's a real treat reading your humorous jokes, LOVE THEM.....and keep them coming. Most people are nothing but sadists on these threads degrading, insulting and down right vulgar to one another. You make us see the world ina totally different way, really! God bless you too, and keep sending us those jokes!
Thank you, Ima, and that is so nice of you to say! I do enjoy posting these jokes, because there is so much hatefulness, on these threads, and I figured that trying to make folks laugh might just be time better spent. Thanks once again, for your kind words. I am so gratified that you enjoy my jokes. God bless!

Since: Jul 12

Houston, TX

#16204 Jan 3, 2013
A Cajun named Jean Paul moved to Texas, and bought a donkey from an old farmer named Ben for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.

The next day, Old Ben drove up and said, "Sorry, Jean Paul, but I have some bad news. The donkey died."

"Well, then, just give me the money back," said Jean Paul

"Can't do that. I went and spent it already." Replied Ben

"OK, then. Just unload the donkey," said Jean Paul.

"What ya'll going to do with him?" asked Ben.

"I'm going to raffle him off," said Jean Paul.

"You can't raffle off a dead donkey!" uttered Ben.

"Sure I can! Watch me! I just won't tell anyone that he's dead," said Jean Paul.

A month later Ben met up with the Cajun and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?"

"I raffled him off, I did. I sold 500-hundred tickets at two dollars apiece, and made a profit of $898," said Jean Paul.

"Didn't anyone complain?" inquired Ben.

"Just the guy who won, so I gave him his two dollars back, said Jean Paul.

Since: Sep 10

Perris, CA

#16205 Jan 3, 2013
BIG_STEVIE wrote:
Two bats are hanging in their cave. One turns to the other and says, "Oh, I'm really thirsty for some fresh blood."
The other bat is amazed and says, "Well, its a bit late. Daylight is almost here, and we can't be exposed to any light - you know we'll die."
"Yeah, I know," says the first bat, "But I'm really starving for it."
So, he flies out of the cave and returns five minutes later with blood dripping from his mouth.
"You lucky thing! Where'd you find blood that quick?" asked the second bat.
"You see that tree over there in the distance?" mumbled the bat, his mouth full of blood.
"Yeah, I think I do!"
"Well, I didn't."
...E X C E L L A N T!!!

Since: Sep 10

Perris, CA

#16206 Jan 3, 2013
BIG_STEVIE wrote:
A Cajun named Jean Paul moved to Texas, and bought a donkey from an old farmer named Ben for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
The next day, Old Ben drove up and said, "Sorry, Jean Paul, but I have some bad news. The donkey died."
"Well, then, just give me the money back," said Jean Paul
"Can't do that. I went and spent it already." Replied Ben
"OK, then. Just unload the donkey," said Jean Paul.
"What ya'll going to do with him?" asked Ben.
"I'm going to raffle him off," said Jean Paul.
"You can't raffle off a dead donkey!" uttered Ben.
"Sure I can! Watch me! I just won't tell anyone that he's dead," said Jean Paul.
A month later Ben met up with the Cajun and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?"
"I raffled him off, I did. I sold 500-hundred tickets at two dollars apiece, and made a profit of $898," said Jean Paul.
"Didn't anyone complain?" inquired Ben.
"Just the guy who won, so I gave him his two dollars back, said Jean Paul.
..LMAO you should be on stage!!

Since: Jul 12

Houston, TX

#16209 Jan 4, 2013
jondee wrote:
<quoted text>...E X C E L L A N T!!!
Thank you, my friend! Have a great day, today!

Since: Jul 12

Houston, TX

#16210 Jan 4, 2013
jondee wrote:
<quoted text>..LMAO you should be on stage!!
Thank you, and there's one leaving in five minutes!!! BWAAAHAHAHAHA!!! Sorry, I couldn't resist that one!

Since: Jul 12

Houston, TX

#16233 Jan 10, 2013
A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.

For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the still shaking driver said, "I'm sorry but you scared the daylights out of me."

The frightened passenger apologized to the driver and said he didn't realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.

The driver replied, "No, no, I'm sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today is my first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years."
jimmy

Frankfort, KY

#16234 Jan 10, 2013
one more to this thread

Since: Jul 12

Houston, TX

#16235 Jan 11, 2013
****Okay! Big Stevie knows that this one is a bit over-long, but it's cute, so try to enjoy it!!!****

One day while walking down the street a highly successful HR Director
was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven
where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself. "Welcome to Heaven," said St. Peter. "Before you get settled in though,
it seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough, we've never once
had a Human Resources Director make it this far and we're not really
sure what to do with you."

"No problem, just let me in," said the woman.

"Well, I'd like to," replied St. Peter, "But I have higher orders. What we're going to do is let you have a day in hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choose whichever one you want to spend an eternity in."

"Actually, I think I've made up my mind," said the woman. "I prefer to stay in Heaven,"

St. Peter said, "Sorry, we have rules..." And with that St. Peter put the executive in an elevator and it went down-down-down to hell. The doors opened and she found herself stepping out onto the putting green of a beautiful golf course. In the distance was a country club and standing in front of her were all her friends - fellow executives that she had worked with and they were all dressed in evening gowns and cheering for her. They ran up and kissed her on both cheeks and they talked about old times. They
played an excellent round of golf and, at night, went to the country club
where she enjoyed an excellent steak and lobster dinner.

She met the Devil, who was actually a really nice guy (kinda cute), and she had a great time telling jokes and dancing. She was having such a good time that before she knew it, it was time to leave. Everybody shook her hand and waved good-bye as she got on the elevator. The elevator went
up-up-up and opened back up at the Pearly Gates and she found St. Peter
waiting for her.

"Now it's time to spend a day in heaven," he said. So, she spent the next
24 hours lounging around on clouds and playing the harp and singing. She
had a great time and before she knew it her 24 hours were up and St.
Peter came and got her.

"So, you've spent a day in hell and you've spent a day in heaven. Now you must choose your eternity," he said.

The woman paused for a second and then replied, "Well, I never thought I'd say this. I mean, Heaven has been really great and all, but I think I had a
better time in Hell."

So St. Peter escorted her to the elevator and again she went down-down-down back to Hell. When the doors of the elevator opened she found herself standing in a desolate wasteland covered in garbage and filth. She saw her friends were dressed in rags and were picking up the garbage and putting it in sacks. The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her.

"I don't understand," stammered the woman, "Yesterday I was here and
there was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and we
danced and had a great time. Now all there is, is a wasteland of garbage
and all my friends look miserable."

The Devil looked at her and smiled. "Yesterday we were recruiting you! Today, you're staff!"

****Okay, okay, so it wasn't all that great, but it should suffice for those of you who hate business people****
haha

Hyden, KY

#16236 Jan 11, 2013
good ones fellows.help me figure this out..3 men went to the motel paid 10$ a piece for their rooms that's 30 $ the old motel manager was thinking he over charged them.so he sent his bail boy back with 5$ to give back to them, the boy said its to hard to divide this up so he gave them a dollar a piece back stuck the other 2 in his pocket, that made them paying 9$ a piece for their rooms.so 3 nines are 27 and the two the boy stuck in his pocked made 29.where the other dollar?

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