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Cathouse Mouse

#1 Sep 7, 2011
FACT:

No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

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Cathouse Mouse

#2 Sep 7, 2011

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#3 Sep 7, 2011
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you're funny ...

))>><<((

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Cathouse Mouse

#4 Sep 8, 2011
Grandchildren;

"God's reward for not killing our own kids."

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Cathouse Mouse

#6 Sep 8, 2011
"The Best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once."

- H.V. Prochnow

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Cathouse Mouse

#7 Sep 8, 2011
Fact:

In Alabama, it is illegal to wear a false moustache that causes laughter in church.

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Cathouse Mouse

#9 Sep 9, 2011
Southern girls are the best because they paint their own nails and bait their own hook.

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Cathouse Mouse

#10 Sep 9, 2011
ADVICE:

Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.

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Cathouse Mouse

#11 Sep 9, 2011
One of these things is not like the other;

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e325/pjd777...

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Cathouse Mouse

#12 Sep 10, 2011
Suggestion;

If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.

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Cathouse Mouse

#13 Sep 11, 2011
"Teams don't go out and win championships, teams go out and win games, then someday you wake up and you ARE champions."

- Lou Holtz.

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Cathouse Mouse

#14 Sep 12, 2011
A birthday is natures way of saying, "eat more cake".

“You want me but....”

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I'm so mean

#15 Sep 13, 2011
Hey Mouse. Russsh, is that you?

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Cathouse Mouse

#16 Sep 13, 2011
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

- Bill Cosby

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Cathouse Mouse

#17 Sep 13, 2011
Pepper126 wrote:
Hey Mouse. Russsh, is that you?
Hey Pepper.

If you're asking me if I'm rush,..... no, I am not.

“You want me but....”

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I'm so mean

#18 Sep 13, 2011
Cathouse Mouse wrote:
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Hey Pepper.
If you're asking me if I'm rush,..... no, I am not.
lol. No I saw Russsh was here earlier. How are you mouse?

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Cathouse Mouse

#21 Sep 13, 2011
The easiest way to look thinner is to stand next to fat people.

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Cathouse Mouse

#22 Sep 13, 2011
4/3 of Americans have trouble with fractions.

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Cathouse Mouse

#23 Sep 15, 2011
"All your dreams can come true if you have the courage to pursue them."

- Walt Disney

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Cathouse Mouse

#24 Sep 15, 2011
"I've found that prayers work best when you have big players."

- Knute Rockne

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