Johnny "Crooked Nose" Masters

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John Masters

Louisville, KY

#1 Feb 13, 2013
This really sucks yall. I wasn't very pretty to look at to begin with, and now after the police gave me an attitude ajustment, I got a big crooked nose now. Heck, it looks like I slept on my face wrong. Little kids are afraid of me 'cause they think that I'll peck their eyes out with my crooked beak. Can someone help me get it fixed? I want to look pretty for my new boyfriend in prison.
ha ha ha

Lexington, KY

#2 Feb 13, 2013
I bet this isn't even John Masters... just some fggty dksucker.
Forum watcher

Louisville, KY

#3 Feb 13, 2013
ha ha ha wrote:
I bet this isn't even John Masters... just some fggty dksucker.
No, that is definately Johnny. But you did get the last part right.
Chief Crooked Nose

Louisville, KY

#4 Feb 13, 2013
John Masters wrote:
This really sucks yall. I wasn't very pretty to look at to begin with, and now after the police gave me an attitude ajustment, I got a big crooked nose now. Heck, it looks like I slept on my face wrong. Little kids are afraid of me 'cause they think that I'll peck their eyes out with my crooked beak. Can someone help me get it fixed? I want to look pretty for my new boyfriend in prison.
Don't worry, when Tri-pod has you bent over he won't be looking at that big crooked schnozzz of yours.
ha ha ha

Lexington, KY

#6 Feb 14, 2013
Wat do u think they should have given him?
Lucy Deaton

Louisville, KY

#8 Feb 15, 2013
ha ha ha wrote:
Wat do u think they should have given him?
A bullet to the dome.
-Masters-

Lexington, KY

#9 Feb 15, 2013
Lucy Deaton wrote:
<quoted text>A bullet to the dome.
And u call urself a mother? Is it normal to do wat u do? Louisville's Topix Terrorism continues!
-Masters-

Louisville, KY

#10 Feb 16, 2013
Lucy Deaton wrote:
<quoted text>A bullet to the dome.
Why you gatta say that momma? Can you send me more money to pay my bills and buy pot?

“I got my ass beat by the cops”

Since: Feb 13

Gallitin co, Ky

#11 Feb 17, 2013
John Masters wrote:
This really sucks yall. I wasn't very pretty to look at to begin with, and now after the police gave me an attitude ajustment, I got a big crooked nose now. Heck, it looks like I slept on my face wrong. Little kids are afraid of me 'cause they think that I'll peck their eyes out with my crooked beak. Can someone help me get it fixed? I want to look pretty for my new boyfriend in prison.
Look how crooked my nose is yall!

“I got my ass beat by the cops”

Since: Feb 13

Gallitin co, Ky

#12 Feb 17, 2013
John Masters wrote:
This really sucks yall. I wasn't very pretty to look at to begin with, and now after the police gave me an attitude ajustment, I got a big crooked nose now. Heck, it looks like I slept on my face wrong. Little kids are afraid of me 'cause they think that I'll peck their eyes out with my crooked beak. Can someone help me get it fixed? I want to look pretty for my new boyfriend in prison.
So no one can help get my crooked nose fixed? This sux yo.
Observation

Louisville, KY

#13 Feb 17, 2013
Hey Crooked Nose... is it just me, or r u as horny as I am?
good

United States

#14 Feb 17, 2013
with your stupidity you deserve an ass beating every day by the cops... tell them to finish the job! maybe they'll pull your pants down and whip you with their belts! Maybe they'll do what your mamma and pappa should have done years ago!
ha ha ha

Louisville, KY

#15 Feb 17, 2013
I wish I could beat that azz rite now! Whew boy! Yeah!
rick

Louisville, KY

#16 Feb 18, 2013
Johnny Crooked Nose wrote:
<quoted text>Look how crooked my nose is yall!
Wow, them cops beat your azz good! Great job LMPD! You boys deserve a medal!

“I got my ass beat by the cops”

Since: Feb 13

Gallitin co, Ky

#17 Feb 19, 2013
rick wrote:
<quoted text>Wow, them cops beat your azz good! Great job LMPD! You boys deserve a medal!
Why u gotta say that? it aint cool yo
lol

Louisville, KY

#19 Mar 17, 2013
Johnny Crooked Nose wrote:
<quoted text>Why u gotta say that? it aint cool yo
ou having fun getting bent over in jail, Johnny Masterstroker?
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Louisville, KY

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crotchblower

Louisville, KY

#21 May 14, 2013
John Masters wrote:
This really sucks yall. I wasn't very pretty to look at to begin with, and now after the police gave me an attitude ajustment, I got a big crooked nose now. Heck, it looks like I slept on my face wrong. Little kids are afraid of me 'cause they think that I'll peck their eyes out with my crooked beak. Can someone help me get it fixed? I want to look pretty for my new boyfriend in prison.
Lmao! You really are one pathetic loser, Johnny!
lol

Louisville, KY

#22 Sep 8, 2013
Johnny Crooked Nose wrote:
<quoted text>Look how crooked my nose is yall!
ROTFLMFAO!!!!! I crack up everytime I see that pic! Nice shower cap john boy! The black guys are gouing to love you in prison! Lmao
Johnathan Masters

Louisville, KY

#23 Sep 8, 2013
So yeah... the same guy posts all the hate posts, and pretends he's a million different other people. #lame

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