Who would you want for our next mayor

Who would you want for our next mayor

Created by Glen Beck on Mar 4, 2011

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Jerry Springer

Incumbent

Charlie Sheen

Kirk Douglas

PeeWee Herman

George Michaels

Midlothian, IL

#1 Mar 4, 2011
an honest person would be great
RIPPY

Midlothian, IL

#2 Mar 5, 2011
Leave Bobby alone.... You are not nice.
I am one of Bobby's famous RUMP RANGERS. We vow to stay in this slum called Bobbywood, I mean Crestwood until the very end..........
PW TWO

Midlothian, IL

#3 Mar 5, 2011
The only person that can save this town is Dr. Phil.

How about Dr. Phil for mayor?
voter

Thornton, IL

#4 Mar 5, 2011
take the mayor of alsip.....
another voter

Midlothian, IL

#5 Mar 5, 2011
Yes.... Please.... Alsip has a great police force, fire department, water department, public works etc.. They actually regularly inspect the apartment complexes, restaurants and businesses. Great parks too.
johnny bravo

Midlothian, IL

#6 Mar 5, 2011
lol DR. phil just may be the only person that can save midlo but i think its already gone down
VOTER 3

Midlothian, IL

#7 Mar 5, 2011
John Toscas!

TOSCAS TOSCAS TOSCAS
VOTER 3

Midlothian, IL

#8 Mar 5, 2011
Hey Bob, you cannot vote for yourself.
Johnboy

Orland Park, IL

#9 Mar 5, 2011
VOTER 3 wrote:
John Toscas!
TOSCAS TOSCAS TOSCAS
Hey John you and your family should stop posting how great you are and would be. Also stop voting for yourself.
blows

Midlothian, IL

#10 Mar 5, 2011
TOSCAS BLOWS
J Z Toscasish

Alsip, IL

#11 Mar 6, 2011
I should not be the next Mayor of Crestwood because I am too much of a humanitarian. I love to spend my time devoted to the Crestwood Soccer Club and give selflessly. I donate money to any cause that will get my name in the paper and I can tax deduct.(Hey, it's legal!) I just am too busy to spend the time away from my good works. Thank you all for your nominations.
Jimmy

Oak Lawn, IL

#12 Mar 7, 2011
Last time I checked Madigan or the Feds weren't looking into anything John did....... However, they were looking into all those skirt wearing sissys at the Village...

Go Flynn

Go Toscas

It is no longer the VIP party it is the R.I.P. party.
PW two

Oak Lawn, IL

#13 Mar 7, 2011
Jimmy wrote:
Last time I checked Madigan or the Feds weren't looking into anything John did....... However, they were looking into all those skirt wearing sissys at the Village...
Go Flynn
Go Toscas
It is no longer the VIP party it is the R.I.P. party.
What will the VIP party do when Toscas and Flynn win?
Thats funny

Indianapolis, IN

#14 Mar 7, 2011
J Z Toscasish wrote:
I should not be the next Mayor of Crestwood because I am too much of a humanitarian. I love to spend my time devoted to the Crestwood Soccer Club and give selflessly. I donate money to any cause that will get my name in the paper and I can tax deduct.(Hey, it's legal!) I just am too busy to spend the time away from my good works. Thank you all for your nominations.
Thats funny, but your Right he does donate a lot of TIME and MONEY to CHARITY. It is somthing he became passionate about after he survived CANCER, which he may or may not have gotten from CW water (COINCIDENCE). What a GREAT MAN, thats why smart residents of crestwood a voting for him. In my Book we call what you said about him a Hero.
Envy

Oak Lawn, IL

#15 Mar 7, 2011
Thats funny wrote:
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Thats funny, but your Right he does donate a lot of TIME and MONEY to CHARITY. It is somthing he became passionate about after he survived CANCER, which he may or may not have gotten from CW water (COINCIDENCE). What a GREAT MAN, thats why smart residents of crestwood a voting for him. In my Book we call what you said about him a Hero.
Agreed! and yes.... vote for TOSCAS AND FLYNN

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J Z Toscasish

Alsip, IL

#16 Mar 8, 2011
I continue my good works at the soccer field getting ready for the upcoming season. I run it like Hitler. Anyone that does not agree with me can take a hike. I have separate rules for my supporters (all 5 of them--my family). I get excited at games and often raise my voice, but that is ok because I am the President, Legal Council, and my family or the Peterson family run everything else with the help of a few that I haven't really ticked off yet. My wardrobe is always accented with soccer club garments, a perk of my good works. You can find me at the fields in the club house or on the new golf cart. Funding? We could always use more.(wink, wink)

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FGJR

Midlothian, IL

#17 Mar 9, 2011
J Z Toscasish wrote:
I continue my good works at the soccer field getting ready for the upcoming season. I run it like Hitler. Anyone that does not agree with me can take a hike. I have separate rules for my supporters (all 5 of them--my family). I get excited at games and often raise my voice, but that is ok because I am the President, Legal Council, and my family or the Peterson family run everything else with the help of a few that I haven't really ticked off yet. My wardrobe is always accented with soccer club garments, a perk of my good works. You can find me at the fields in the club house or on the new golf cart. Funding? We could always use more.(wink, wink)
Is this the best you can do J Z? You are a big PINK moron like the rest of 'em..

Toscas has the people's interests in mine not his own.

What are these idiots accomplishments?

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