Cinco de Mayo is out of control in all Wards & MEican'ts flags on their cars
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#1 May 5, 2012
What do you call one Mexican on the moon? A problem. What do you call two mexicans on the moon? A bigger problem. What do you call all of the mexicans on the moon?
Why don't Mexicans play hide and seek?
Cause nobody will look for them?
What's a mexicans favorite book store?
What do u call mexicans on a trampapoline?
Mexican jumping beans
What do you call a mexican on a riding lawnmower?
What do you call a building full of Mexicans?
What does a mexican get 4 christmas?
Why are mexicans and basketball players a like?
they both run jump shoot and steal
Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after it's stop in New York.
This would have been the largest single shipment of Mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico. But as we know the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was lost.
The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting it's delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe on this day. That day we now know as Cinco de Mayo....and now you know the rest of the story.
#2 May 19, 2012
love the jokes, seems to hit home around here..
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