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#1 Mar 14, 2013
Okay sick of reading bs and being bored so thought I would see who's got jokes? What ya got?

If u mow ur lawn and find a car...u might be a redneck

If u or someone u know can't believe they got caught making meth on the back porch...u might be a redneck

If u think "wide load" is a great tattoo for ur mother in law..... u might be a redneck

United States

#2 Mar 14, 2013
If your wife's hair color is also your dogs name you might be a redneck (red, yeller, brownie)

Summersville, WV

#3 Mar 15, 2013
If you bought Dollar Store gift cards for your wife and kids as stocking stuffers at Christmas......... You might be a redneck.
country bumpkin
#4 Mar 15, 2013
redneck word of the day: Obama
" I bought me a case of beer and drank it obama self!" :D

Summersville, WV

#5 Mar 15, 2013
You have a camo baseball hat for everyday wear, a nascar hat for going out to dinner, and a WV hat for vacation..... And they all have lights in the bill.

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