Mister Chix

Albuquerque, NM

#41238 Feb 20, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>I am about to pour Dad into bed, Sweetheart. Go back to your game and I will be right there.
(almost incoherent-ly)

99 bottles of Patron on the wall,
99 bottles of Patron,
No passing around, I'm drinking it down,
98 bottles of Patron on the wall!

Hooray!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#41239 Feb 20, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Shhh, don't mention chicken dinners till that silly chicken-y husband of yours is out of my rusted roasting pan.
OK. That is good advice.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#41240 Feb 20, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Groan! Any more reminders of that chicken and I will start cooking outside to avoid seeing images of that chicken.
Everyone agrees that the kitchen is charming and very austere.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#41241 Feb 20, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Why are you confused? How can you be happy, if you are confused? It makes no sense to me.
I have embraced my confusion.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#41242 Feb 20, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Groan, double groan! Why did you take it upon yourself with that chicken's help to put up images of that chicken everywhere in my kitchen?
We did it just to make you happy, Frmr. Look how cheerful the kitchen looks now. Embrace your happiness, Frmr!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#41243 Feb 20, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Hmmm! I tole you that I don't want that chicken in my rusted roaster. I never wanted to really grill him, just torment him a leetle bit! That chicken is such a Drama Chicken though.
Well, you sure could have fooled us, Frmr! You sounded serious to Chix and me.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#41244 Feb 20, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>No thanks Mrs. Chix, I much prefer to go in through my entrances. Nice thought though. Ah, I don't think so Mrs. Chix, that chicken wants me to pay you to free him outta my rusted roaster. All he has to do is get up & out of it.
Just ignore his demands for money.
Frmr, Chix is wedged into your rusted roaster pretty tight. I think We need a pry-bar to get him out of it!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#41245 Feb 20, 2013
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
You are so very correct, Darling: the world DOES love me, and my Fan Club members number in the high 30's, not counting the Cooties, & their Babies.
Should I hire Frmr, do you think, to answer the mountains of fan mail that I receive daily?
Maybe working closely with Frmr would help the two of you to have a better relationship. Go ahead and ask Frmr to handle your fam mail.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#41246 Feb 20, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Me shy? Since when?
You have been painfully shy ever since you were a small child at age three.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#41247 Feb 20, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>My prisoner? NO! I don't want that chicken as a hostage! I want him outta here!! His squawking and his demand for Patron is driving me to wanna drink.
Would you like a Patron cocktail to soothe your nerves?

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#41248 Feb 20, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>NO! I would have to be forging letters to inflate that chicken's ego.
Oh, why not do it, Frmr. You might find Chix's fan mail very interesting.

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“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#41249 Feb 20, 2013
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
Surprise, Frmr!
I'm not budging from this snug-fitting roasting pan until you crack-open that bulging purse of yours and spill every red-cent that's in it.
You want me out of your oven, you fork over a goodly amount of cash, and quickly.
Oh please, Dear! Stop with the money demands and get out of Frmr's rusted roasting pan! Let's go home!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#41250 Feb 20, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>MRS. CHIX! Where are you? PLease, please HURRY! I will even pay to fill up the gas tank in your Hummer, just come and get this chicken outta here.
Where did I put my stash of Irish Whiskey that I got from King Clooney the Looney of Ireland?
I am prying Chix out of your rusted roaster now, Frmr.
You know a King that sends you booze? Oooo! Chix would love to meet him!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#41251 Feb 20, 2013
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
Ooh, to be sure, Darling.
Frmr is as shy as a blushing, dewy baby rose, and requires tender handling.
We must treat her fragile-y, and with tenderness, frail little thing that she is.
All 666 pounds of her.
you are right, Dear. I offered Frmr a little drink, for that very reason, Dear.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#41252 Feb 20, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>True, that is why I took up lurking as a hobby.
Oh, I see. You like to lurk in the background so you don't have to interact with others?

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#41253 Feb 20, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>NO! I wish he would pass out, but I don't have Patron, and can't find the Irish Whiskey either.
King Clooney the Looney of Ireland is an old boyfriend of mine. He sends me Irish Whiskey for all special occasions.
I have Chix hooked up to a Patron IV right now, Frmr. I am also pouring some down his gullet too. He will be "napping" before you know it!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#41254 Feb 20, 2013
Piglet Von Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
Mom!
I just got a frantic text from Dad, saying that Frmr's holding him hostage, in a rusted roasting pan, in the fireplace at her Hollow.
Mom!
Should we try to rescue Dad, or play Go Fish instead, and drink Yoo Hoo?
Dad will be fine, Sweetheart. He is in no danger from Frmr. He sat down and got stuck in Frmr's rusted roasting pan. I am getting him out now. I will see you soon for some rousing rounds of Go Fish snd some Yoo Hoo. OK?

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#41255 Feb 20, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Exactly Mrs. Chix, and I have perfected lurking to an art form.
Yes, well, you do it (lurk) very well.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#41256 Feb 20, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Well I don't think so Mrs. Chix, King Clooney was just a little to Looney. He also drinks a lot, just like Chix does.
Oh. Yeah, I see the problem. Is he (King Clooney) handsome? Hmmm?

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#41257 Feb 20, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Thank you kindly Mrs. Chix. You have to admit that I am very good at lurking.
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Oh, yeah, you are!

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