Total all time spent (5 minute wank/30 second wank/torturing 1 hour stop start) as well as time spent in town
Take your hourly wages after taxes, social security, medical,etc.
Add in the total cost of lotion,fuel,1 single paper towel (or detergent +water+electric for wifes sexy friend panties)
Now consider you fell asleep soon after. Was that time you would have otherwise spent working? Theres another 8 hours of wages.
By the time you get it all figured when you touch yourself you cost the irs infinity billion dollars if you deduct. When others touch you it costs considerably less.
Not evening getting into the medical costs involved in eye doctors.
Frankly hj's in any form lead to the downfall of civilization. You must be an Obama supporter. You want me to pay so you can be touched instead of laboring on the great wall of Mexico. You all disgust me in so many levels frankly it turns me on and now I'm part of the problem as well. Great.