Soon to be Dad

Corinth, MS

#1 Jan 28, 2012
today i found out i have super sperm.

i have only been going out with my girlfriend for 4 weeks, but shes 3 months pregnant!! im going to be a dad!
dumb ass

United States

#2 Jan 28, 2012
Hey man! It aint yours. Dont be a dumb ass and get yourself hurt. I cant believe this post
Rooster

Saltillo, MS

#3 Jan 28, 2012
Ever hear of the term, "Last one in is a rotten egg?". Go look in the mirror.
what the __________

Corinth, MS

#4 Jan 28, 2012
Soon to be Dad wrote:
today i found out i have super sperm.
i have only been going out with my girlfriend for 4 weeks, but shes 3 months pregnant!! im going to be a dad!
Your "super sperm" has made you super dumb. Do the math Einstein. 4 weeks <> /@+ 3 ^ months = the kid is not yours!
scotty2hottie

Walnut, MS

#6 Jan 28, 2012
Soon to be Dad wrote:
today i found out i have super sperm.
i have only been going out with my girlfriend for 4 weeks, but shes 3 months pregnant!! im going to be a dad!
there is only one this dumb!! hollo mane
asdf

United States

#7 Jan 28, 2012
Stick around long enough to get the milk fetish out of you.

Then run away to Cali and do Batman/Spiderman porn parodies and make a killing in the sperm market at the local bank.
Soon to be Dad

Corinth, MS

#9 Jan 28, 2012
im going to be a dad weather u people like it or not! i know my kids
wtf

Corinth, MS

#10 Jan 28, 2012
is this guy serious??
what the _________

Corinth, MS

#12 Jan 28, 2012
Soon to be Dad wrote:
im going to be a dad weather u people like it or not! i know my kids
Good for you. What do ya want? A cigar? We never said you were not a dad. We just said you are not the father.
guest

Toledo, OH

#13 Jan 28, 2012
Soon to be Dad wrote:
today i found out i have super sperm.

i have only been going out with my girlfriend for 4 weeks, but shes 3 months pregnant!! im going to be a dad!
Soon to be dad = douche bag troll
Slummin

Azle, TX

#14 Jan 28, 2012
Soon to be Dad wrote:
today i found out i have super sperm.
i have only been going out with my girlfriend for 4 weeks, but shes 3 months pregnant!! im going to be a dad!
This is awesome! If anybody ever needed proof of how eaaazzzy it is to pull these dumbass folks puppet strings, you've sure given it em. Bravo!
For the rest of you, there's a search place on the world wide web. Some call it the Internet. It's called Google. Type in s-a-t-i-r-e. Study up, else this fella lay waste to y'all again and again.
what the _________

Corinth, MS

#15 Jan 28, 2012
Slummin wrote:
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This is awesome! If anybody ever needed proof of how eaaazzzy it is to pull these dumbass folks puppet strings, you've sure given it em. Bravo!
For the rest of you, there's a search place on the world wide web. Some call it the Internet. It's called Google. Type in s-a-t-i-r-e. Study up, else this fella lay waste to y'all again and again.
You were taught a new word today werent you? Did you get a little gold star beside your name too?
Sexi Mama

Corinth, MS

#16 Jan 28, 2012
This is great -makes popcorn- JERRY JERRY JERRY!
whooo

United States

#18 Jan 31, 2012
Soon to be Dad wrote:
today i found out i have super sperm.
i have only been going out with my girlfriend for 4 weeks, but shes 3 months pregnant!! im going to be a dad!
it's not mine I only donated a mouthfull
Dummy

Corinth, MS

#19 Feb 4, 2012
Soon to be Dad wrote:
im going to be a dad weather u people like it or not! i know my kids
Hope it's not BLACK...since she'll do anything for drugs..guess you'll have to wait n see..
oh please

Forest City, NC

#22 Apr 27, 2012
LOL your all being trolled.
woot

Hattiesburg, MS

#23 Apr 28, 2012
Soon to be Dad wrote:
today i found out i have super sperm.

i have only been going out with my girlfriend for 4 weeks, but shes 3 months pregnant!! im going to be a dad!
yea I was with a girl about three months ago she told me the same thing.told her to find someone who would believe that bs. Well I guess she took my advice and found you.wow she wasn't lying was she...
betty

Corinth, MS

#24 Apr 28, 2012
fcnb

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