Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims

[Agree]

disgusted wrote:

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A perfect example of using public money to buy votes.

I agree it’s sickening !

[CptTrips]

Tolerant wrote:

Muslim religion has just as much rights to be heard as Christine. I’m not a Muslim but I support everyone’s rights. I voted Obama and will vote for him again.
Yes I had to work hard and done my time. I spent six years over a hot grill slaving at Burger King. I was the assistant manager until I had to retire early . The doctor put me on pain meds for my back and I got hooked on them. I had to go on disability. Yes I paid my taxes.
I didn’t have any money or hope until President Obama became president! I got my disability approved right away, and got help with my medical bills and finally had an income coming in.
I was treated for my drug addiction and recovered, but I have three other health problems that has stopped me from going back to work.
I’m a diabetic, I have back problems, and a serious obesity problem. If I didn’t have these problems I would be out there working today.
I think God every day for president Obama, and you bet I’ll be voting for him again.
He takes care of the people who are poor and in need, he is our hope, and our answer to a better life. So get over it!! Yes we can yes we will in 2012 so get use to it!! We are all equal so don’t put the muslim religion down

I wonder if you could clear up something for me. First off, I know plenty of people that could stand to drop a pound or two. I'd like to drop about 10-15 myself. But you stated you have a "serious" obesity problem. I'm certain several doctors told you that the weight gain also contributes to the diabetic condition. And along with the weight comes the back problems. So when you saw the scale and realized you were say 50-75 lbs. overweight, what made you decide to continue to shove Ho-Ho's down your pie hole until you became nothing more that a burden to society? Sounds like you are playing the victim when in fact all your problems are self inflicted.

[Justsaying]

OBAMA JOINS WITH MUSLIMS TO ATTACK AMERICA AT UN
Obama was not born in America, he hates America, and has done everything possible to destroy our nation. Now he goes to the UN to join with our enemies to condemn us.

[Mulla]

Q: Why is there so much food at a Muslim wedding?

A: To keep the flies off the bride.

Q: In an apartment building in London, Ahmed lives on the first floor, Mustafa on the second floor and Harry on the third floor. The building explodes - who lives?

A: Harry of course - he was at work.

Q: What do you get if you cross a Muslim with a monkey?
A: Nothing, monkeys are too intelligent to have sex with Muslims

[Rockstarttu]

Mulla wrote:

Q: Why is there so much food at a Muslim wedding?
A: To keep the flies off the bride.
Q: In an apartment building in London, Ahmed lives on the first floor, Mustafa on the second floor and Harry on the third floor. The building explodes - who lives?
A: Harry of course - he was at work.
Q: What do you get if you cross a Muslim with a monkey?
A: Nothing, monkeys are too intelligent to have sex with Muslims

That’s some funny shi* love it cool post.

[Referee]

You have more domestic assault charges than teeth, you may be a Christian.

[Hope]

Referee wrote:

You have more domestic assault charges than teeth, you may be a Christian.

Look everyone ugg, truth, noway, haters all, teddy bonkers and now…
Has attempted to gain attention, by posting a funny. Sorry troll it’s like you not funny. nice try hehehe

It’s not nice to put Christians down and make jokes about Christianity…go away poser
Haven’t you heard silly rabbit, tricks are for kids hahahah

[nice one]

herp derp, jeff foxworthy, derp derp, towel heads.

[Mulla]

Q; What's the difference between a Muslim and a bag of dogpoop?
A: The bag of dogpoop doesn't smell as bad.

Q: Why do Muslims smell worse than dogpoop?
A: So blind people can hate them too.

Q: What should I do about the Muslim hanging out in my back yard?
A: Cut him down from the tree.

A lion in the zoo was lying in the sun licking its rear end when a visitor turned to the zoo keeper and said,“That’s a docile old thing isn’t it?”

“No way,” said the zoo keeper,“it’s the most ferocious beast in the zoo. Why just an hour ago it dragged a Muslim into the cage and completely devoured him.”
“Hardly seems possible” said the astonished visitor,“but why is it lying there licking its ass?”
“The poor thing is trying to get the bad taste out of its mouth.”

Q. Why are there only 2 pallbearers at a Muslim funeral?
A. There's only 2 handles on a garbage can.

An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time was being wined and dined by the State Department. The Grand Emir was unused to the salt in American foods (French fries, cheeses, salami, anchovies etc.) and was constantly sending his manservant Abdul to fetch him a glass of water.

Time and again, Abdul would scamper off and return with a glass of water.

But, then came the time when he returned empty-handed.

"Abdul, you son of an ugly camel, where is my water?" demanded the Grand Emir.

"A thousand pardons, O illustrious One," stammered the wretched Abdul, "An infidel is sitting on the well."

[Lol]

Mulla wrote:

Q; What's the difference between a Muslim and a bag of dogpoop?
A: The bag of dogpoop doesn't smell as bad.
Q: Why do Muslims smell worse than dogpoop?
A: So blind people can hate them too.
Q: What should I do about the Muslim hanging out in my back yard?
A: Cut him down from the tree.
A lion in the zoo was lying in the sun licking its rear end when a visitor turned to the zoo keeper and said,“That’s a docile old thing isn’t it?”
“No way,” said the zoo keeper,“it’s the most ferocious beast in the zoo. Why just an hour ago it dragged a Muslim into the cage and completely devoured him.”
“Hardly seems possible” said the astonished visitor,“but why is it lying there licking its ass?”
“The poor thing is trying to get the bad taste out of its mouth.”
Q. Why are there only 2 pallbearers at a Muslim funeral?
A. There's only 2 handles on a garbage can.
An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time was being wined and dined by the State Department. The Grand Emir was unused to the salt in American foods (French fries, cheeses, salami, anchovies etc.) and was constantly sending his manservant Abdul to fetch him a glass of water.
Time and again, Abdul would scamper off and return with a glass of water.
But, then came the time when he returned empty-handed.
"Abdul, you son of an ugly camel, where is my water?" demanded the Grand Emir.
"A thousand pardons, O illustrious One," stammered the wretched Abdul, "An infidel is sitting on the well."

Cool post love it lol

[Mulla]

What's the difference between a Muslim and a bag of dogshit? The bag.

Hey, the guy who played "Buckwheat" in "The Little Rascals" converted to islam.
His moslem name is now Kareem a-Wheat.

Little Mohammed and his parents migrated to the US. On the first day of school the teacher asked Mohammed what his name was. Mohammed he replied. The teacher told Mohammed, you live in America now--your name will beKevin from now on.
When the school day was over and little Mohammed got home, his Mother asked him, Mohammed how did your day go. He calmly told his mother, I live in America now. My name is no longer Mohammed but is Kevin. His mother asked, are you ashamed of your parents, your culture, and your religion. She proceeded to beat him. She then called his father and told him and he beat little Mohammed.
The next day when he got to school, the teacher saw all the bruises and asked him Kevin what happened to you.
Little Mohammed replied, I just recently became an American and I was attacked by two fucking Arab

[Thomas]

teddy bonkers wrote:

Foxworthy and his "you might be a.........." Routine stopped being funny in the 90s.the early 90s.

Teddy this is still funny today, It was the last one that got you. I bet if adulter Letterman had been doing his top 10 about Ms. Palin or Mr. Romney you would be hee-hawing.

[waitasec]

Tolerant wrote:

Muslim religion has just as much rights to be heard as Christine. IÂ’m not a Muslim but I support everyoneÂ’s rights. I voted Obama and will vote for him again.
Yes I had to work hard and done my time. I spent six years over a hot grill slaving at Burger King. I was the assistant manager until I had to retire early . The doctor put me on pain meds for my back and I got hooked on them. I had to go on disability. Yes I paid my taxes.
I didnÂ’t have any money or hope until President Obama became president! I got my disability approved right away, and got help with my medical bills and finally had an income coming in.
I was treated for my drug addiction and recovered, but I have three other health problems that has stopped me from going back to work.
IÂ’m a diabetic, I have back problems, and a serious obesity problem. If I didnÂ’t have these problems I would be out there working today.
I think God every day for president Obama, and you bet IÂ’ll be voting for him again.
He takes care of the people who are poor and in need, he is our hope, and our answer to a better life. So get over it!! Yes we can yes we will in 2012 so get use to it!! We are all equal so donÂ’t put the muslim religion down

Not you again?! Yikes!!! Get off your fat arse and do something!

[Gator]

Muslim Brotherhood ‘Infiltrated’ U.S. Government"
If this is true it is time to clean out all current federal employees and start over

[LMAO]

ugg wrote:

<quoted text>Hey there psycho grandpa. If you would get some you wouldn't get on such a rage bender. You "Christine"s sure are smart and we and we can tell you're old. Jeff Foxworthy? Damn gramps, just suck your social security dry and take care of that old shriveled prostate. You Christines sure are intelligent.

All the time you spend posting and trolling you could get a job and get off welfare

[BanZOMBIES]

I’m grilling out for dinner. Coon and watermelon, and tell some Jeff Foxworthy jokes fumy stuff man

[waitasec]

Gator wrote:

Muslim Brotherhood ‘Infiltrated’ U.S. Government"
If this is true it is time to clean out all current federal employees and start over

Check out "THE PROJECT" found after 9/11/01. Muslim brotherhood ways of infiltrating our way of life, our customs, our government. Some are in "top" levels of Obama admin.

[reality]

yup yup wrote:

I will also again vote Obama. I work full time, pay my bills on my own (including insurance), do not collect any help from anyone, and attend school. I have 2 children and own my vehicle outright.
But I'm probably a freeloading piece of trash, too. Because I'm a bleeding heart liberal.

Ever heard of gettn out & walkn to reduce your obesity..r do u ride around Wal Mart n the wheelies..this is what pisses me off on fat asses..MOVE around and it will help u.

[Unbelievable]

Wow - you Americans have some serious pent up anger issues. LMAO oh and it's spelled Christian not Christines. If you don't undermuhstand the concept of spell check and what the little wavy red lines represent (sorry three syllables, big word).....You might be a red neck...ROTFLMAO

[What I Was Thinking]

FuNNy wrote:

Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:
1. You grow poppeys and refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.
You may be a Muslim
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher and ammo, but you can't afford shoes.
You may be a Muslim
3. You have more wives than teeth.
You may be a Muslim
4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon and pork unclean.
You may be a Muslim
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Muslim
6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
You may be a Muslim
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
You may be a Muslim
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
You may be a Muslim
9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.
You may be a Muslim
10. Your cousin is president of the United States .
You may be a Muslim

Lol funny