Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims

[FuNNy]

Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:

1. You grow poppeys and refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.

You may be a Muslim

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher and ammo, but you can't afford shoes.

You may be a Muslim

3. You have more wives than teeth.

You may be a Muslim

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon and pork unclean.

You may be a Muslim

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

You may be a Muslim

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

You may be a Muslim

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

You may be a Muslim

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

You may be a Muslim

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.

You may be a Muslim

10. Your cousin is president of the United States .

You may be a Muslim

[FuNNy]

More, and this was on YouTube LMAO. Hope it doesn't piss more towel heads off...http://youtu.be/umCX3tCv 4es

[yup yup]

This isn't funny at all.

[Rebel]

yup yup wrote:

This isn't funny at all.

We think it’s dam funny!! and piss on the Muslim’s and their beliefs who cares this is America we ant taking their shit!! They don’t like America they can take their trouble making ass back to bombed f----- Egypt where they belong!

[Another Democrat]

yup yup wrote:

This isn't funny at all.

Democrats, They now worship the Muslim religion and are anti Christine. Look what Obama has done folks

[Rebel]

FuNNy wrote:

More, and this was on YouTube LMAO. Hope it doesn't piss more towel heads off...http://youtu.be/umCX3tCv 4es

I hope it piss some of the local towel heads off

[Tolerant]

Muslim religion has just as much rights to be heard as Christine. I’m not a Muslim but I support everyone’s rights. I voted Obama and will vote for him again.
Yes I had to work hard and done my time. I spent six years over a hot grill slaving at Burger King. I was the assistant manager until I had to retire early . The doctor put me on pain meds for my back and I got hooked on them. I had to go on disability. Yes I paid my taxes.
I didn’t have any money or hope until President Obama became president! I got my disability approved right away, and got help with my medical bills and finally had an income coming in.
I was treated for my drug addiction and recovered, but I have three other health problems that has stopped me from going back to work.
I’m a diabetic, I have back problems, and a serious obesity problem. If I didn’t have these problems I would be out there working today.
I think God every day for president Obama, and you bet I’ll be voting for him again.
He takes care of the people who are poor and in need, he is our hope, and our answer to a better life. So get over it!! Yes we can yes we will in 2012 so get use to it!! We are all equal so don’t put the muslim religion down

[dumas]

Tolerant wrote:

Muslim religion has just as much rights to be heard as Christine. IÂ’m not a Muslim but I support everyoneÂ’s rights. I voted Obama and will vote for him again.
Yes I had to work hard and done my time. I spent six years over a hot grill slaving at Burger King. I was the assistant manager until I had to retire early . The doctor put me on pain meds for my back and I got hooked on them. I had to go on disability. Yes I paid my taxes.
I didnÂ’t have any money or hope until President Obama became president! I got my disability approved right away, and got help with my medical bills and finally had an income coming in.
I was treated for my drug addiction and recovered, but I have three other health problems that has stopped me from going back to work.
IÂ’m a diabetic, I have back problems, and a serious obesity problem. If I didnÂ’t have these problems I would be out there working today.
I think God every day for president Obama, and you bet IÂ’ll be voting for him again.
He takes care of the people who are poor and in need, he is our hope, and our answer to a better life. So get over it!! Yes we can yes we will in 2012 so get use to it!! We are all equal so donÂ’t put the muslim religion down

It's not the taxpayers fault you were an idiot and got hooked on drugs. It's your fault you are poor and needy. Worked 6 long years. Wow that's a long time. Now you just like Obama cause he will give you free stuff. You're a freeloader. Get off your self inflicted disabled butt and get a job like most Americans

[James]

Tolerant wrote:

Muslim religion has just as much rights to be heard as Christine. I’m not a Muslim but I support everyone’s rights. I voted Obama and will vote for him again.
Yes I had to work hard and done my time. I spent six years over a hot grill slaving at Burger King. I was the assistant manager until I had to retire early . The doctor put me on pain meds for my back and I got hooked on them. I had to go on disability. Yes I paid my taxes.
I didn’t have any money or hope until President Obama became president! I got my disability approved right away, and got help with my medical bills and finally had an income coming in.
I was treated for my drug addiction and recovered, but I have three other health problems that has stopped me from going back to work.
I’m a diabetic, I have back problems, and a serious obesity problem. If I didn’t have these problems I would be out there working today.
I think God every day for president Obama, and you bet I’ll be voting for him again.
He takes care of the people who are poor and in need, he is our hope, and our answer to a better life. So get over it!! Yes we can yes we will in 2012 so get use to it!! We are all equal so don’t put the muslim religion down

How many names do post with on here? I see you posting under the name Ohyeah ? Any who get a job and get off welfare

[yup yup]

I will also again vote Obama. I work full time, pay my bills on my own (including insurance), do not collect any help from anyone, and attend school. I have 2 children and own my vehicle outright.
But I'm probably a freeloading piece of trash, too. Because I'm a bleeding heart liberal.

[Righty]

This is to Another Democrat and Tolerant. Learn to spell, morons. Its CHRISTIAN not christine. How can anyone take either of you serious, when you cant even spell Christian right? You both know how to spell Muslim thou.

[dumas]

yup yup wrote:

I will also again vote Obama. I work full time, pay my bills on my own (including insurance), do not collect any help from anyone, and attend school. I have 2 children and own my vehicle outright.
But I'm probably a freeloading piece of trash, too. Because I'm a bleeding heart liberal.

No you are just gullible and believe the lies the libs spew. They lie. Some Americans see it others do not. If you care about your family I urge you to be conservative

[ohyeah]

dumas wrote:

<quoted text>
It's not the taxpayers fault you were an idiot and got hooked on drugs. It's your fault you are poor and needy. Worked 6 long years. Wow that's a long time. Now you just like Obama cause he will give you free stuff. You're a freeloader. Get off your self inflicted disabled butt and get a job like most Americans

Just pick one handle. You don't have to use multiple ones because it's quite obvious it's you. So relax Aaron and post away.

[ohyeah]

FuNNy wrote:

Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:
1. You grow poppeys and refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.
You may be a Muslim
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher and ammo, but you can't afford shoes.
You may be a Muslim
3. You have more wives than teeth.
You may be a Muslim
4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon and pork unclean.
You may be a Muslim
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Muslim
6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
You may be a Muslim
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
You may be a Muslim
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
You may be a Muslim
9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.
You may be a Muslim
10. Your cousin is president of the United States .
You may be a Muslim

Just pick one handle. You don't have to use multiple ones because it's quite obvious it's you. So relax Aaron and post away.

[teddy bonkers]

Foxworthy and his "you might be a.........." Routine stopped being funny in the 90s.the early 90s.

[HaHaHa]

yup yup wrote:

This isn't funny at all.

No one cares what you think!

[hehehe]

teddy bonkers wrote:

Foxworthy and his "you might be a.........." Routine stopped being funny in the 90s.the early 90s.

Who asked you boy!

[ugg]

HaHaHa wrote:

<quoted text> No one cares what you think!

. Hey there psycho grandpa. If you would get some you wouldn't get on such a rage bender. You "Christine"s sure are smart and we and we can tell you're old. Jeff Foxworthy? Damn gramps, just suck your social security dry and take care of that old shriveled prostate. You Christines sure are intelligent.

[teddy bonkers]

ugg wrote:

<quoted text>. Hey there psycho grandpa. If you would get some you wouldn't get on such a rage bender. You "Christine"s sure are smart and we and we can tell you're old. Jeff Foxworthy? Damn gramps, just suck your social security dry and take care of that old shriveled prostate. You Christines sure are intelligent.

Hey there psycho grandpa. If you would get some you wouldn't get on such a rage bender. You "Christine"s sure are smart and we and we can tell you're old. Jeff Foxworthy? Damn gramps, just suck your social security dry and take care of that old shriveled prostate. You Christines sure are intelligent

[ugg]

HaHaHa wrote:

<quoted text> No one cares what you think!

Hey there psycho grandpa. If you would get some you wouldn't get on such a rage bender. You "Christine"s sure are smart and we and we can tell you're old. Jeff Foxworthy? Damn gramps, just suck your social security dry and take care of that old shriveled prostate. You Christines sure are intelligent.