Top Ten Liberal Absurdities

Top Ten Liberal Absurdities

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Red

Cookeville, TN

#1 Nov 23, 2012
1.Only in America could liberals talk about the greed of the rich at a $35,000 a plate campaign fund raising event.

2.Only in America could liberals claim that the government still discriminates against black Americans when we have a black President, a black Attorney General, and roughly an 18% black federal workforce when only 12% of the population is black.

3.Only in America could we have had the two people most responsible for our tax code, Timothy Geithner, the head of the Treasury Department and Charles Rangel who once ran the Ways and Means Committee, BOTH turn out to be tax cheats who are in favor of higher taxes.

4.Only in America can we have terrorists kill people in the name of Allah and have the media primarily react by fretting that Muslims might be harmed by the backlash.

5.Only in America would liberals make people who legally want to become American citizens wait for years in their home countries and pay tens of thousands of dollars for the privilege while they push for legislation that would let anyone who enters the country illegally to become American citizens by the stroke of the President’s pen.

6.Only in America could liberals believe that balancing the budget and sticking to the Constitution could be thought to be “extremism.”

7.Only in America do liberals believe that you need to present a driver’s license to cash a check and enter the Democratic National Convention but not to vote.

8.Only in America could liberals demand the government investigate whether oil companies are gouging the public because the price of gas goes up when the return on equity invested in a major U.S. oil company (Marathon Oil) is less than half of what a company makes producing running shoes (Nike).

9.Only in America could the government collect more tax dollars from the people than any nation in recorded history, still spend a trillion dollars more than it has per year for total spending of $7 million PER MINUTE, and complain that it doesn’t have nearly enough money.

10.Only in America could the people who pay 86% of all income taxes be accused of not paying their “fair share” by people who don’t pay any income taxes at all

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Yeah I said that

Fort Myers, FL

#2 Nov 23, 2012
So very true, love it!
Lib

Lexington, SC

#3 Nov 23, 2012
Me liberal
Me hate Christmas
...and Thanksgiving
...and Easter
...and the Constitution
...and America
...and tradition

Me and fellow liberals always afraid one person might get offended so me hate all these things
Yeah I said that

Fort Myers, FL

#4 Nov 23, 2012
Funny that no one has chimed in to dispute the facts. You can't spin the truth!
Democrat

Manchester, TN

#5 Nov 23, 2012
Move on..you lost. lol The majority have spoken.

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psst

Lexington, SC

#6 Nov 23, 2012
psst ...the election has zero to do with liberal idiocy

zero

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DIck Morris

Cookeville, TN

#7 Nov 23, 2012
psst wrote:
psst ...the election has zero to do with liberal idiocy
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Psssst. Call it what you want. You lost! LOL! You and your kind can spout your "liberal this and that", but the fact remains that your party, the GOP, is finished. GOP idiocy and it's followers are what drove this country into the ground, so just stay out of the way as the recovery continues for everybody, not just the 1%. Blowhard idiots just don't know when to call it quits. Bye Bye GOP!!!

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DIck Morris

Cookeville, TN

#8 Nov 23, 2012
DIck Morris wrote:
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Psssst. Call it what you want. You lost! LOL! You and your kind can spout your "liberal this and that", but the fact remains that your party, the GOP, is finished. GOP idiocy and it's followers are what drove this country into the ground, so just stay out of the way as the recovery continues for everybody, not just the 1%. Blowhard idiots just don't know when to call it quits. Bye Bye GOP!!!
Yes teddy we smell you TEDDY BONKERS 500 POSTS
Dick Morris

United States

#9 Nov 23, 2012
We smell you. Did you know McDonald's is closing It's the lib"s fault.
Chris

Cookeville, TN

#10 Nov 23, 2012
Red wrote:
1.Only in America could liberals talk about the greed of the rich at a $35,000 a plate campaign fund raising event.
2.Only in America could liberals claim that the government still discriminates against black Americans when we have a black President, a black Attorney General, and roughly an 18% black federal workforce when only 12% of the population is black.
3.Only in America could we have had the two people most responsible for our tax code, Timothy Geithner, the head of the Treasury Department and Charles Rangel who once ran the Ways and Means Committee, BOTH turn out to be tax cheats who are in favor of higher taxes.
4.Only in America can we have terrorists kill people in the name of Allah and have the media primarily react by fretting that Muslims might be harmed by the backlash.
5.Only in America would liberals make people who legally want to become American citizens wait for years in their home countries and pay tens of thousands of dollars for the privilege while they push for legislation that would let anyone who enters the country illegally to become American citizens by the stroke of the President’s pen.
6.Only in America could liberals believe that balancing the budget and sticking to the Constitution could be thought to be “extremism.”
7.Only in America do liberals believe that you need to present a driver’s license to cash a check and enter the Democratic National Convention but not to vote.
8.Only in America could liberals demand the government investigate whether oil companies are gouging the public because the price of gas goes up when the return on equity invested in a major U.S. oil company (Marathon Oil) is less than half of what a company makes producing running shoes (Nike).
9.Only in America could the government collect more tax dollars from the people than any nation in recorded history, still spend a trillion dollars more than it has per year for total spending of $7 million PER MINUTE, and complain that it doesn’t have nearly enough money.
10.Only in America could the people who pay 86% of all income taxes be accused of not paying their “fair share” by people who don’t pay any income taxes at all
These 10 liberal absurdities show PRECISELY the absurdly low level of intelligence of the damocrats, including and led by the dumbest, most arrogant and self serving president in U.S. history!!!
Jim

Cookeville, TN

#11 Nov 23, 2012
We could send them all to Greece!!! Then they could see what a liberal govt does to bring a country to it's knees & the aftermath!!!!
Kim

Cookeville, TN

#12 Nov 23, 2012
Red wrote:
1.Only in America could liberals talk about the greed of the rich at a $35,000 a plate campaign fund raising event.
2.Only in America could liberals claim that the government still discriminates against black Americans when we have a black President, a black Attorney General, and roughly an 18% black federal workforce when only 12% of the population is black.
3.Only in America could we have had the two people most responsible for our tax code, Timothy Geithner, the head of the Treasury Department and Charles Rangel who once ran the Ways and Means Committee, BOTH turn out to be tax cheats who are in favor of higher taxes.
4.Only in America can we have terrorists kill people in the name of Allah and have the media primarily react by fretting that Muslims might be harmed by the backlash.
5.Only in America would liberals make people who legally want to become American citizens wait for years in their home countries and pay tens of thousands of dollars for the privilege while they push for legislation that would let anyone who enters the country illegally to become American citizens by the stroke of the President’s pen.
6.Only in America could liberals believe that balancing the budget and sticking to the Constitution could be thought to be “extremism.”
7.Only in America do liberals believe that you need to present a driver’s license to cash a check and enter the Democratic National Convention but not to vote.
8.Only in America could liberals demand the government investigate whether oil companies are gouging the public because the price of gas goes up when the return on equity invested in a major U.S. oil company (Marathon Oil) is less than half of what a company makes producing running shoes (Nike).
9.Only in America could the government collect more tax dollars from the people than any nation in recorded history, still spend a trillion dollars more than it has per year for total spending of $7 million PER MINUTE, and complain that it doesn’t have nearly enough money.
10.Only in America could the people who pay 86% of all income taxes be accused of not paying their “fair share” by people who don’t pay any income taxes at all
Only Libtards could have any problems with this list.
intel

Indian Trail, NC

#13 Nov 23, 2012
The overwhelming majority of educated people are liberals. I see why you all are so conservative.

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James

Cookeville, TN

#14 Nov 23, 2012
Devil worshiping POS
Evil
Misled idiots
Obnoxious
Constitution haters
Racist
Asinine
Tax loving socialist
Sickening
That's the real liberals of this country
Carol

Cookeville, TN

#15 Nov 23, 2012
Jim wrote:
We could send them all to Greece!!! Then they could see what a liberal govt does to bring a country to it's knees & the aftermath!!!!
We wont have to send the to Greece. We will be living like they do in Greece with Obummer
Democrat

Manchester, TN

#16 Nov 23, 2012
But the fact remains...republicans lost because more people have spoken...you lose. And because of your beliefs you will lose again in four years.

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Woodchuck

Cookeville, TN

#17 Nov 23, 2012
Jim wrote:
We could send them all to Greece!!! Then they could see what a liberal govt does to bring a country to it's knees & the aftermath!!!!
I’d vote for that!!!!
What

Cookeville, TN

#18 Nov 23, 2012
Democrat wrote:
But the fact remains...republicans lost because more people have spoken...you lose. And because of your beliefs you will lose again in four years.
Yes Teddy Bonkers we smell you and No New Hope and New Change will come
Lol

Cookeville, TN

#19 Nov 23, 2012
Democrat wrote:
But the fact remains...republicans lost because more people have spoken...you lose. And because of your beliefs you will lose again in four years.
Ummm No you have lost you just don’t see that yet
Democrat

Manchester, TN

#20 Nov 23, 2012
Fact remains...Dems are in charge and we will continue the growth our president started 4 years ago...took longer than we thought to dig our way out...taxes are your friend. Socialist is the best way for true Americans.

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