If I were a Cookeville Police Officer...

If I were a Cookeville Police Officer I would..........

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Betty the Yeti

Cookeville, TN

#1 Sep 26, 2011
Hold my head high and be proud because.......I'm too stupid to know everyone hates me.......LOL
steal

Crossville, TN

#2 Sep 26, 2011
I would steal, lie, falsify reports and pull my gun out on people that don't comply fast enough and speed through town whenever I want to but write citizens tickets because it's fun to screw their month up Wait. We already do that. What was I thinking? Or was I thinking?
Ben Dover Billy

Cookeville, TN

#3 Sep 27, 2011
Shoot myself in the face....lol
ThisGuy

Charlotte, NC

#4 Sep 27, 2011
..be applying for work elsewhere, so as to protect my name from ruin. It would be terrible being an honest LEO and being associatied with such a known corrupt department.
wow

Nashville, TN

#5 Sep 27, 2011
Be a criminal...........
if I were a cop

United States

#6 Sep 27, 2011
I would know that I was the law and the little whiners on topix was jealous of me and they all want to su ck my big cop weiner.
Ben Dover Billy

Cookeville, TN

#7 Sep 27, 2011
if I were a cop wrote:
I would know that I was the law and the little whiners on topix was jealous of me and they all want to su ck my big cop weiner.
Lol....you just proved my point prick!!!
dirty knees

Lawndale, NC

#8 Sep 27, 2011
if I were a cop wrote:
I would know that I was the law and the little whiners on topix was jealous of me and they all want to su ck my big cop weiner.
you just let me know when and where
cowgirlup

Cookeville, TN

#9 Sep 27, 2011
I would camp out in the walmart parking lost and ticket all the lazy scums that park in front of the building instead of a parking spot.
Ben Dover Billy

Cookeville, TN

#10 Sep 27, 2011
cowgirlup wrote:
I would camp out in the walmart parking lost and ticket all the lazy scums that park in front of the building instead of a parking spot.
They would but they are too busy trying to come up with bond money from being arrested. Rotflmao........
sop cucker

Baxter, TN

#11 Sep 27, 2011
if I were a cop wrote:
I would know that I was the law and the little whiners on topix was jealous of me and they all want to su ck my big cop weiner.
My friend Lorena Bobbit would like to meet you!:)
Forum

Crossville, TN

#12 Dec 17, 2012
Betty the Yeti wrote:
Hold my head high and be proud because.......I'm too stupid to know everyone hates me.......LOL
That is so funny---you do walk around like that and yes, everyone hates you. You are just too stupid to know it. Everyone talks about you and you don't even realize it.
A Cop

Manchester, TN

#13 Dec 17, 2012
You losers may hate us but you can't whip us..LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL....unless you shoot us with your Dell45...LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Forum

Crossville, TN

#14 Dec 17, 2012
A Cop wrote:
You losers may hate us but you can't whip us..LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL....unless you shoot us with your Dell45...LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Only a loser would post something so incredible stupid. You probably are a government employee, you have the mentality.
citizen

Crossville, TN

#15 Dec 17, 2012
A Cop wrote:
You losers may hate us but you can't whip us..LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL....unless you shoot us with your Dell45...LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Our tax dollars at work. Makes one feel warm and fuzzy at the absolute incompetence of this individual. Sworn to serve and protect? Who protects us from them?
stupid kid

Cookeville, TN

#16 Dec 17, 2012
Betty the Yeti wrote:
Hold my head high and be proud because.......I'm too stupid to know everyone hates me.......LOL
U are indeed stupid to start a thread this fricking ignorant and silly. This includes your dim wit followers as well.
A Cop

Cookeville, TN

#17 Dec 17, 2012
no one thats why we rule...LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL OLOLOl
Discover

Crossville, TN

#18 Dec 17, 2012
Betty the Yeti works at the PD, but is NOT a police officer. The individual obviously isn't the brightest of our city employees. Google "Betty the Yeti topix" It doesn't take a genius to figure out who it is.
urbitter

United States

#19 Dec 17, 2012
If you hate cops so much, just remember not to call them when when you get in a life or death situation. The ones that are whining like little girls probably broke the law. Morons.
citizen

Crossville, TN

#20 Dec 17, 2012
A Cop wrote:
no one thats why we rule...LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL OLOLOl
Our Cookevlle tax dollars at work.

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