Shooting in Algood

[Resident]

Heard there was a shooting in Algood last night. Anyone know anything about it?

[yeah]

marshall judd got caught molesting the neighbor's dog again

[barney Fife]

yeah wrote:

marshall judd got caught molesting the neighbor's dog again

LMAO

[Trouble Makers]

Somebody always posting something without any clue as to the truth of the matter. Marshall was actually humping the mayor in a neighbors yard believing that she was the neighbors dog. The neighbor shot Marshall because he couldn't tell the difference between the mayor and his dog as they are spitting images of each other. No charges were filed against the neighbor.

[hey you]

give old man judd a break. he's too old to do anything except think about it.

[lmfao]

hey you wrote:

give old man judd a break. he's too old to do anything except think about it.

lmfao

[Bolt]

There was not a shooting in Algood on the date in question so thread is closed.

[Temujin72]

Um yes there was.

[LMFAO]

Bolt wrote:

There was not a shooting in Algood on the date in question so thread is closed.

You won't close anything. Get a life. You put this goofy thread back to the top by posting but then that was your sole purpose wasn't it?

[tnana]

On Oct. 30, Laurie Lyn Griffis, 33 of 3rd Avenue South, Algood, was charged with aggravated assault and domestic assault after she allegedly fired a shotgun at a man she was dating. No one was injured. Herald Citizen- Nov. 3, 2009, page A-2

[you mean]

i thought the dancing judd was finally dead and almost laughed myself to death

[No Friends]

Is he so disliked that he has no friends or supporters? Everyone makes fun of him but nobody ever seems to like him. I almost feel sorry for the poor old fellow.

[well yes]

No Friends wrote:

Is he so disliked that he has no friends or supporters? Everyone makes fun of him but nobody ever seems to like him. I almost feel sorry for the poor old fellow.

Judd is a loser all the way around. I am guessing that no one wants to claim him as a friend because he's been the butt of so many jokes for so long. After his dancing jig at a council meeting and the ridiculus way he behaved, well that left an impression that we couldn't forget.

[tell me]

is the guy really a pervert or do alot of you just not like him for some reason

[Bolt]

Ok...
So there WASN'T a shooting on Oct. 30th, just like I said.
A "shooting" is an event in which someone gets "shot".
Someone firing a gun off is not a "shooting".

[Picky picky]

According to dictonary.com :

shoot1  / ʃut/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [shoot] Show IPA verb, shot, shoot⋅ing, noun

28. to be discharged, as a firearm.

Now unless you have something to say that's actually helpful, please mind your business.

[Bolt]

Calling someone firing a gun a shooting is like saying there was a stabbing when someone lunged at someone with a knife, and missed...

You can quote Websters all you want.

[Loves Algood]

Let's lay off the old geezer while he is in mourning. He had a tragedy in his life which is almost to sad to even speak of. To be fair and show respect we should have a moment of silence at high noon tomorrow to show our respect and sorrow for his loss.

Now what happened was this but keep it to yourselves and don't gossip with your neighbors about it as it will be on Channel 5 News tomorrow anyway.

The old geezer is banned from practicing law for 30 days because of an incident which happened at a certain court today in front of an unnamed judge.

Well what happened was this****The dancing puppet went before the jury to argue his case. Don't know if he was hopping around and waving his little arms and yelling like he did for us but****Part of his ploy to win the jury over to his side was considered contempt by the judge.

I was close enough to the jury to see that they were reacting and at first I thought they were awe struck by the defense tactic to gain their favor but upon closer examination I saw that they appeared to all be horror struck.

What to their unbelieving eyes had appeared but a rusty little geezer in a pink tutu. I can't say the ballet performance was all bad since the little guy is pretty good at leaping but when the puppet master let go of the strings due to an emergency at the mayor's office the show ended and the ballerina was proven to be a fake. The judge said that was deceitful practice and had to be punished so as to deter other attorneys from trying to win the jury over by dancing in little pink tutus.

[interested]

Loves Algood wrote:

Let's lay off the old geezer while he is in mourning. He had a tragedy in his life which is almost to sad to even speak of. To be fair and show respect we should have a moment of silence at high noon tomorrow to show our respect and sorrow for his loss.
Now what happened was this but keep it to yourselves and don't gossip with your neighbors about it as it will be on Channel 5 News tomorrow anyway.
The old geezer is banned from practicing law for 30 days because of an incident which happened at a certain court today in front of an unnamed judge.
Well what happened was this****The dancing puppet went before the jury to argue his case. Don't know if he was hopping around and waving his little arms and yelling like he did for us but****Part of his ploy to win the jury over to his side was considered contempt by the judge.
I was close enough to the jury to see that they were reacting and at first I thought they were awe struck by the defense tactic to gain their favor but upon closer examination I saw that they appeared to all be horror struck.
What to their unbelieving eyes had appeared but a rusty little geezer in a pink tutu. I can't say the ballet performance was all bad since the little guy is pretty good at leaping but when the puppet master let go of the strings due to an emergency at the mayor's office the show ended and the ballerina was proven to be a fake. The judge said that was deceitful practice and had to be punished so as to deter other attorneys from trying to win the jury over by dancing in little pink tutus.

Hey, what's true and what's not. I didn't know the little guy worked on Fridays????

[mean but funny]

lol