funny

Sadorus, IL

#1 Nov 28, 2012
Know any good ones
fisherman

Connersville, IN

#2 Nov 28, 2012
Two men had been fishing buddies for over 20 years

One day when they were out fishing one buddy told the other he was getting married

So he gets married and does a weekend honeymoon and is back fishing with his buddy on Monday

"What did you do on your honeymoon" the one buddy says

"We went fishing" the other buddy says

On your honeymoon? the buddy asks

"Well you know how I like fishing" the other replies

"Well didnt you get a little kitty? asks his friend

"No shes got gonorrhea and you know how I like fishing"

"How bout the back side then?"

"Well no she's got diarrhea and you know how I like fishing"

"I know, you got the head right?"

" No No she's got pyorrhea and you know how I like fishing"

"What the......gonorrhea, diarrhea, pyorrhea what good is this woman?"

" Well she has a bad case of the worms and YOU KNOW HOW I LIKE FISHING!!"

dognes

Pittsburgh, PA

#3 Nov 28, 2012
youtube.com/watch...
Watch the Joke?
Jason

Centerville, IN

#4 Jan 15, 2013
I've just installed strobe lights in the bedroom. It makes the wife look
like she's moving during sex
Jason

Centerville, IN

#5 Jan 15, 2013
Here's another.........The wife's back on the warpath again. She was up for making a sex movie last
night, and all I did was suggest we should hold auditions for her part.
Reporter

Redkey, IN

#6 Jan 30, 2013
Did you hear about the paper boy that got caught masterbating at work?......... It's all over the news.
Rex

Connersville, IN

#7 Jan 30, 2013
"Have you been following the story about Reverend Wright, Barack Obama's pastor? Hillary said if her pastor had made the comments that Reverend Wright had made, she would have left that church. Interesting distinction she makes. She also says if her pastor had been blown by Monica Lewinsky, she would have stayed.

"Hillary now says that she just made an honest mistake when she said she had to duck sniper fire in Bosnia. There was no hostile fire of any kind. Although, ironically, while she was away, Bill Clinton did see some action.

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