If your the last one on a thread it means...

[Milee]

Madam Pookie wrote:

" Ahhhh, the sign of Cancer. Displays tendecies of a split-personality".
Obs had had enough and kaboings Madam Pookie.

Zat u Whiskey? Hee!

[Sundance Kid]

Milee wrote:

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Zat u Whiskey? Hee!

Sundance giggles...

[NewGirl]

Hahaha seems the new girl in town is the last to comment on this WHOOP WHOOP leavin one for the fam :) peace

[Ice Cream Truck Driver]

Milee wrote:

Milee runs into ICTD out back.
Milee: Say ICTD, want to help me make a float.
ICTD: Ice-cream and rootbeer is in the fridge.
Milee: NOO silly! I'm talking about a real float. I thought we could make one and enter it in the "Macey's Thanksgiving Day Parade".
ICTD: Sure I'll help you Milee. But what are we going to use as a float?
Milee points to the old mangled ice-cream truck. "That ole' heap there."
ICTD: Bu bu butt, thats my wheels for the derby.
Milee: Great lets get started. What do you think our theme should be?
ICTD: Airhead women...
Milee: Deer in headlights look.

Milee and ICTD get started by welding chicken wire around the body of the Ice Cream Truck so that later either napkins and/or flowers can be added. Some of the others starting planning for the top of the truck decorations. Del ask, "What is the lowest telephone pole wire that we need to go under, we don't want the top to be too high". Milee and ICTD start to connect the skirt of napkins and flowers to the lower chicken wire. Milee during a short break sees a weather forcast showing a windy day ahead on the date of the future parade. Hey ICTD calls Milee, I think we will need to tie those napkins and flowers in place so that they would not blow away. ICTD agrees and gets some string to tie them in place.

He starts to try to tie them in place, but finds out that he needs to get alittle bit closes to see how to make the knots, but something is stopping him from getting closer. He looks down and sees the effect of those two blue pills (vitamins SD had called them) that he had taken some time ago in the hole. It did not help his current situation, when after hearing they were vitamins he had taken ten more. Milee seeing the situation, holds the flagpole out of the way so ICTD can get close enough to tie the napkins and flowers in place, so that the wind will not blow them away on the day of the parade.

[Observer]

"KABOING"!!!!!!

[Milee]

Milee: Hold still "ICTD"
ICTD: But I don't want to be a big Turkey in the parade.
Milee: Huh! Oh never mind. I'm too busy right now to have a conversation. I got to finish attaching your Turkey feathers.
Del walks by laughing at ICTD.
Del: You sure do make a pretty peacock ICTD.
ICTD: Just wait til I get my hands on you there buddy boy, you'll be a cooked goose.
Light bulb comes on in Milee's head. "That's it! Birds of a feather flock together." Milee jumps off the float and grabs Del's hands pulling him onto the float. "Now stand right here Delsie."
Observer and SD walk by laughing. "Nice Peacocks!"
Del and ICTD both flip them the bird.

[Race Track Manager]

Comes out of cabin. Sees the work being done on the float. Hey is that the Ice Cream Truck from the crash demo. Yes, someone tells him, but now we will use it in the parade. RTM offers to help, One of the gals shows him Del's plans for the top of the float. He leans over her to get a better look (AT THE PLANS, READERS OF THIS, NOT ANYTHING RELATED TO CLEAVAGE AREAS, WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU THINKING). As he looks....(PLOP!)....

[Ice Cream Truck Driver]

After flipping a bird, ICTD gets back to work. We sure are using alot of flowers, very soon someone will need to go to the Flower store and get more.

[Milee]

Plop goes the weasel after "Obs" kaboings his goose.
Milee says "come on SD put on this turtle neck sweater and help me with this here weasel. He's going to make a fine turkey to this collection. Look he's even got the turkey gobble neck going on.
SD: Good idea.
Milee walks behind Del and plucks one of his tail feathers before walking around to the front and giving him a tickle under his chin.
Del: Aaaachoooo! Sorry Miles.
Milee then wipes Del's snot from her face on to ICTD tail feathers.
Milee: "That's ok Delsie."
ICTD: Hey whatcha doing back there with my tail feathers. Eeewwww are you wiping Dels snot on my feathers.
Milee plucks his arse, "Don't worry about it."

[Milee]

Suddenly SD screams "Dangit Milee help me get this dang turtle off this sweater. He's snapping at me.
Obs: I'll help... Kaboing

[Sundance Kid]

Sundance thinks supper, turtle, BBQ'd on the grill. mmmmm anyone else?

[Sundance Kid]

Milee: uhhhh no thank-you SD.

Sundance: Anyone else?

[Milee]

Hee! I knew someone was going to cook that turtle. lol

[Milee]

Milee grabs the turtle "Noo SD you can't cook the turtle."
Milee taps on his shell "Come out lil' feller and see the world."
Sd reaches for the turtle and Milee throws him to Del.
Del: "I'm not going to hold him, you hold him." And he throws the turtle to "ICTD"
ICTD: "I'm not going to hold him, you hold him."
And he throws the turtle to "RTM"
RTM: "Come out lil' guy. OUCHHH! He just bit my nose off." RTM throws the snapping turtle towards Del and KABOOM!
Connersvillian: "Did I get it? Did I get it? Woohoo I shot me a turkey."
Observer: "Yeah some turkey." And she hands Villian a shattered shell. "Happy Thanksgiving"

[Ice Cream Truck Driver]

Watches RTM slowly waking up after being Kabonged by OBS. RTM remembers just where he lost his contact just before he got "Kobonged" by OBS. He reaches towards OBS front to try to get his contact. Kobong to the head of RTM and OBS removes a hand. She gives a extra "Kabong" about 3 feet lower for good measure.

Suddenly OBS thinks of an idea for the top of the float. We could have a gaint arm holding a frying pan (that secretly can move and hit floats to the front, back, and to the side for the judges stations if they don't pick out our float to win). She runs to tell Del, Sundance, SE, Granny, and Milee of her idea.

[Miles]

Hee! Now that's creative.

[Race Track Manager]

Wakes up. Oh my head hurts. Oh my, my ....head hurts. Gets up and walks very funny to go get some breakfast.

[Race Track Manager]

Hi Milee, OBS, SE, Del, Granny, Sundance, and everyone. Good morning to you. The posting at this end seems to be working normally.

[Observer]

Obs pulls out her skillet to fry eggs.

Obs: "Hey Granny where did RTM go, I was about to fry him some eggs?"

Granny: "He took off, out the back door licketysplit."

[Milee]

Thanks RTM. I must of been having computer problems eailer.