Llama Runs Loose In Maury County Neighborhood

For the past two years a llama has been terrorizing pets and residents along McKnight Road in Maury County, and no one has been able to catch it.

[VANN]

"possibly taunting the cows"? Exactly how does a llama do this so-called taunting? Disparage their mothers? Make observations about their weight?

Lets have a 'name the escaped llama contest'. I'll go with Dolly LLama. Any one else? Fernando LLama? Cool Hand LLama?

[G-Oliver]

If it'd been behind my house .. it would have been the LLAMA TRAUMA DRAMA!... lmao ...

Is there a law against hitting this fuzzy walking rug with a tranquilizer gun?????

[G-Oliver]

VANN wrote:

"possibly taunting the cows"? Exactly how does a llama do this so-called taunting? Disparage their mothers? Make observations about their weight?
Lets have a 'name the escaped llama contest'. I'll go with Dolly LLama. Any one else? Fernando LLama? Cool Hand LLama?

Of course .. I think the Llama was standing on the other side of the fence, singing .. "Neener neeener neeeener" .. lol

[VANN]

G-Oliver wrote:

If it'd been behind my house .. it would have been the LLAMA TRAUMA DRAMA!... lmao ...
Is there a law against hitting this fuzzy walking rug with a tranquilizer gun?????

Or a Winchester 70?

How about Barak O.llama?

[Anonymous]

VANN wrote:

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Or a Winchester 70?
How about Barak O.llama?

Barack O.llama!!! That's the one!! Love it!!

[Judi]

dammit! fun stuff NEVER happens in rutherford county!!
i want a llama!

[VANN]

Judi wrote:

dammit! fun stuff NEVER happens in rutherford county!!
i want a llama!

Don't we all, Judi?

[Judi]

VANN wrote:

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Don't we all, Judi?

so im not the only 5 yr old trapped in a thirtysomething yr old's body??
yay!
i love you vann!!!

[VANN]

Judi wrote:

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so im not the only 5 yr old trapped in a thirtysomething yr old's body??
yay!
i love you vann!!!

I had a buddy who tried raising Emu. They were going to be the next big thing! After a few years he had about 10 of the useless eating machines.

He moved from his little farm to another, bigger place and in the course of the move one of the beasts escaped and could not be recaptured.

He and I were on his old road a few months after he moved and the escaped animal ran across the road in front of us. He turned to me and said, "What Emu?"

As far as I know, it still roams.

[G-Oliver]

VANN wrote:

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Or a Winchester 70?
How about Barak O.llama?

I'm willing to bet, if I'd gotten as close as the reporter did .. I could have hit him with a lawn dart!.. LMAO

And, Vann ... You win the contest .. hands down with that one!.. LMAO ... I'd email it to the White House ..... but I'm banned .... have been for years!.. LMAO

[Rockin John]

Great all the good jokes were taken! I am sure somebody is looking up good Llama recipes as we speak.

[Anonymous]

Rockin John wrote:

Great all the good jokes were taken! I am sure somebody is looking up good Llama recipes as we speak.

Llama recipes? Didn't know you could eat llama. Does it taste anything like venison?:o}

[VANN]

Anonymous wrote:

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Llama recipes? Didn't know you could eat llama. Does it taste anything like venison?:o}

Tastes like chichen--apparently like everything else.

[Rockin John]

VANN wrote:

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Tastes like chichen--apparently like everything else.

Yeah, bland and it needs bbq sauce!

[Anonymous]

VANN wrote:

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Tastes like chichen--apparently like everything else.

Chicken?? Yuck!! I'm not a big lover of chicken. Guess I'll stay away from llama then.:o}

[Jason B Bour]

So is this the Dalai Llama?

[G-Oliver]

VANN wrote:

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Tastes like chichen--apparently like everything else.

Dammit ... you took my answer!... I've heard it's a really tough meat .... Never had the "want" to cook Llama!.. lol

[Anonymous]

G-Oliver wrote:

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Dammit ... you took my answer!... I've heard it's a really tough meat .... Never had the "want" to cook Llama!.. lol

I hope I never am asked to or have the occasion to cook it, either. Eeeewwwww!!!!

[G-Oliver]

Anonymous wrote:

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I hope I never am asked to or have the occasion to cook it, either. Eeeewwwww!!!!

I can cook just about anything .. but they'll have to clean it .. I'd have no idea how to get that rug off his back!.. LOL

[Judi]

G-Oliver wrote:

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I can cook just about anything .. but they'll have to clean it .. I'd have no idea how to get that rug off his back!.. LOL

thanks for the visual!!! LoL
Big Momma Llama!!