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You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...

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John Hopkins

Columbia, SC

#1 Jan 18, 2013
When smoking Pot is legal and widely accepted But smoking
Tobacco is treated like a criminal
offense.

You know you live in a Country run by idiots if....
You can get arrested for expired tags on your car but not for
Being in the country illegally.

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You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
Your government believes that the best way to eradicate trillions
Of dollars of debt is to spend trillions more of
our money.

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You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
A seven year old boy can be thrown out of school for calling his
Teacher "cute" but hosting a sexual exploration or diversity class
In grade school is perfectly acceptable.

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You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
The Supreme Court of the United
States can rule that lower courts
Cannot display the 10 Commandments in their courtroom, while
Sitting in front of a display of the 10 Commandments.

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You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
Children are forcibly removed from parents who appropriately
Discipline them while children of "underprivileged" drug addicts
Are left to rot in filth infested cesspools.

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You know you live in Country run by idiots if...
Working class Americans pay for their own health care (and the
Health care of everyone else) while unmarried women are free to
Have child after child on the "State's" dime while never being held
Responsible for their own choices.

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You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
Hard
work and success are rewarded with higher taxes and
Government intrusion, while slothful, lazy behavior is rewarded
With EBT cards, WIC checks, Medicaid and subsidized housing,
And free cell phones.

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You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...

The government's plan for getting people back to work is to
Provide 99 weeks of unemployment checks (to not work).

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You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...

Being self-sufficient is considered a threat to the government.

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You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...

Politicians think that stripping away the amendments to the
Constitution is really protecting the rights of the people.

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You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...

Parents believe the State is responsible for providing for their
Children.

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You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...

Being stripped of the ability to defend yourself makes you "safe".

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You know you live in a Country run by idiots if....

You have to have your parents signature to go on a school field
Trip but not to get an abortion.

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You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...

An 80 year old woman can be stripped searched by the TSA but a
Muslim woman in a burka is only
subject to having her neck and
Head searched.

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You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...

Using the "N" word is considered "hate speech" but writing and
Singing songs about raping women and killing cops is considered
"art".
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You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...

You can write a post like this just by reading the news headlines.

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"IN GOD WE TRUST"

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Phil McGroen

Columbia, SC

#2 Jan 19, 2013
That's pretty good! I like that! Thanks for making my day!

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