The place is packed with guests, each having paid $10,000 to get invited (and on his favorite list).
Ladies and gentlemen, presenting YOUR Congressman elect from the great state of South Carolina, Mr. Mark Sanford!
The CROWD goes wild with excitement.
The Congressman elect walks out to the podium, waving, smiling, flashing his capped teeth, while....
IN THE SHADOWS
... a well-built ADULTRESS takes the hand of a middle age BUSINESSMAN and leads him to a back BEDROOM....
LOL! I thought Georgia was bad but you people in South Carolina sure know how to scrape the bottom of the barrel when it comes to politicians.