Elijah saw the wheel

[two pack]

tmcnjgirl wrote:

<quoted text> I'm begining to feel like I only exist for their morning run and food. They are too cute though. And for future refrence, cats do stop very quickly. I think I heard the squealing of their "tires".

Tires were squealing to get away from you and that mean water bottle.LOL

[The Real Lori]

I love it when mine try to get traction to take off on my kitchen floor. They spin their tires and run in place for a few seconds before even moving. Too funny!

[tmcnjgirl]

two pack wrote:

<quoted text>Tires were squealing to get away from you and that mean water bottle.LOL

Yeah but I forgot they are still wearing their studded tires. OUCH!!!

[tmcnjgirl]

The Real Lori wrote:

I love it when mine try to get traction to take off on my kitchen floor. They spin their tires and run in place for a few seconds before even moving. Too funny!

I know. They look like they are saying I think I can I think I can and then they are off like a shot.

[tmcnjgirl]

I guess I should go to work now. See you all tomorrow. You all have fun at the lake and whatever this great day is bringing you to do.

[two pack]

tmcnjgirl wrote:

<quoted text> Yeah but I forgot they are still wearing their studded tires. OUCH!!!

Tiger claws/paws tires.LOL

[The Real Lori]

One will get going, then hit the carpet in the dining room. That gives the traction needed...but it's too much. They sometimes get going so fast, they fall down and tumble. Then of course the other two tackle, and it's one big squalling furball until they BUST apart in three different directions and sit there like, what the he|| just happened? LMAO

[BWG]

tmcnjgirl wrote:

<quoted text> Helped a little. They weren't up as early. But they had their race called on a count of rain.

LOL...My wife has a 17 year old calico, I have 2 other cats, about 9 years old. The blue one will start the race, with some squalling sound and dash madly from the bedroom, down the hall way, through the living room, into the kitchen. I've seen him, spin out, and slide into a cabinet wall, knock himself silly (well more actually) and just sit there with this wide eyed look on his face, like Duh!!
You gotta love them. We keep a squirt gun handy, in case it becomes a pack thing.

[TheGopher]

DON'T MESS WITH FARM KIDS

A young boy comes down for breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his

Mother asks if he has done his chores.

Not yet, said the little boy.

His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.

Well, he's a little Ticked off so when he feeds the chickens, He kicks a

chicken. When he feeds the cows, he kicks a cow.
When he feeds the pigs, he kicks a pig.

He goes back in for breakfast and his mother Gives him a bowl of dry

cereal.

How come I don't get any eggs and bacon, And why don't I have any milk

in my cereal? he asks.

Well, his mother says, I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any

eggs for a week.
I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I

saw you kick the cow so for a week you aren't getting any milk.

Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway

across the kitchen.

The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, you gonna

tell him or should I?

[hummingbird857]

Hi Wheel Family! I have missed ya'll! LOOOOOONG week. Beautiful send off. RocDoc and I are exhausted! The kids will need us now more than ever and we will be here!

[mean_old_man]

Scavenger Hunt

A woman answered her front door and found two little boys standing there holding a list.

"Lady," one of them explained, "we're on a scavenger hunt, and we still need three grains of wheat, a pork-chop bone and a piece of used carbon paper to earn a dollar."

"Wow," the woman replied. "Who sent you on such a challenging scavenger hunt?"

To which the little boy replied, "Our babysitter's boyfriend."

[CAPTAIN_JACK SPARR0W]

Glad to see ya girl ya need anything let us know

[Muzie]

That goes for me too.

[mean_old_man]

Muzie wrote:

That goes for me too.

Me Three!

[two pack]

Me three.

[The Real Lori]

Hi guys. Captain, got your email. Thanks.

[JerseyPrincess]

I haven't gotten an email fron Captn. Everything ok?

[God Squad Member]

Hi yall!!

Been a bit since I was here last, yall been behaving???? lol Thought not.

Got to tell yall it has been busy the past 2 weeks. Camp through Camp Kemo and Camp Wonder Hands and gave the kids at both camps rides they will always remember as will those that went.

Have to tell yall that at Camp Wonder Hands Hammer and I lost our standing as the fastest out there. We both got dusted by, get this, a Goldwing trike. He blistered the God Squad and put us to shame. What makes it so bad is we didn't have kids on the bikes with us at the time we were racing the track.

I don't know how to over come the shame of it all, till next year when we get another shot at the trike again.

[Troll_Patrol]

The hurricane is here.

[JerseyPrincess]

Troll_Patrol wrote:

The hurricane is here.

Oh noes! My hair! I've got my Wheelie Red cap on ( not to be confused with a red cap from the airport...) Okay... ready.

Wait... I need my pink leather jacket on too.
Okay.... Ready....

Wa Wait Wait... Tiara... sheesh can't forget.. Okay now I'm definitely ready.