Elijah saw the wheel

BWG

“Cogito ergo sum”

Since: May 07

Irmo

#19347 Jun 22, 2008
tmcnjgirl wrote:
<quoted text> Helped a little. They weren't up as early. But they had their race called on a count of rain.
LOL...My wife has a 17 year old calico, I have 2 other cats, about 9 years old. The blue one will start the race, with some squalling sound and dash madly from the bedroom, down the hall way, through the living room, into the kitchen. I've seen him, spin out, and slide into a cabinet wall, knock himself silly (well more actually) and just sit there with this wide eyed look on his face, like Duh!!
You gotta love them. We keep a squirt gun handy, in case it becomes a pack thing.

“I am what I am!”

Since: Nov 07

Maxton, NC

#19348 Jun 22, 2008
DON'T MESS WITH FARM KIDS

A young boy comes down for breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his

Mother asks if he has done his chores.

Not yet, said the little boy.

His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.

Well, he's a little Ticked off so when he feeds the chickens, He kicks a

chicken. When he feeds the cows, he kicks a cow.
When he feeds the pigs, he kicks a pig.

He goes back in for breakfast and his mother Gives him a bowl of dry

cereal.

How come I don't get any eggs and bacon, And why don't I have any milk

in my cereal? he asks.

Well, his mother says, I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any

eggs for a week.
I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I

saw you kick the cow so for a week you aren't getting any milk.

Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway

across the kitchen.

The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, you gonna

tell him or should I?

“Where am I???”

Since: Feb 08

Nassau, Bahamas

#19349 Jun 22, 2008
Hi Wheel Family! I have missed ya'll! LOOOOOONG week. Beautiful send off. RocDoc and I are exhausted! The kids will need us now more than ever and we will be here!

“Who P@@ed in Your Conflakes?”

Since: May 08

Cornholio Iowa

#19350 Jun 22, 2008
Scavenger Hunt

A woman answered her front door and found two little boys standing there holding a list.

"Lady," one of them explained, "we're on a scavenger hunt, and we still need three grains of wheat, a pork-chop bone and a piece of used carbon paper to earn a dollar."

"Wow," the woman replied. "Who sent you on such a challenging scavenger hunt?"

To which the little boy replied, "Our babysitter's boyfriend."

“Support your Local Warlock”

Since: Feb 08

Where are we again?

#19351 Jun 22, 2008
Glad to see ya girl ya need anything let us know

“Giraffes "R" us”

Since: Jan 08

Columbia

#19352 Jun 22, 2008
That goes for me too.

“Who P@@ed in Your Conflakes?”

Since: May 08

Cornholio Iowa

#19353 Jun 22, 2008
Muzie wrote:
That goes for me too.
Me Three!

Since: Mar 08

North SC

#19354 Jun 22, 2008
Me three.

“Please don't feed the trolls.”

Since: Apr 08

Location hidden

#19355 Jun 22, 2008
Hi guys. Captain, got your email. Thanks.

“Soft Touch Hard Cover”

Since: Dec 07

Jersey

#19356 Jun 22, 2008
I haven't gotten an email fron Captn. Everything ok?

Since: Jan 08

Batesburg, SC

#19357 Jun 22, 2008
Hi yall!!

Been a bit since I was here last, yall been behaving???? lol Thought not.

Got to tell yall it has been busy the past 2 weeks. Camp through Camp Kemo and Camp Wonder Hands and gave the kids at both camps rides they will always remember as will those that went.

Have to tell yall that at Camp Wonder Hands Hammer and I lost our standing as the fastest out there. We both got dusted by, get this, a Goldwing trike. He blistered the God Squad and put us to shame. What makes it so bad is we didn't have kids on the bikes with us at the time we were racing the track.

I don't know how to over come the shame of it all, till next year when we get another shot at the trike again.

Since: Jun 08

Cheraw, SC

#19358 Jun 22, 2008
The hurricane is here.

“Soft Touch Hard Cover”

Since: Dec 07

Jersey

#19359 Jun 22, 2008
Troll_Patrol wrote:
The hurricane is here.
Oh noes! My hair! I've got my Wheelie Red cap on ( not to be confused with a red cap from the airport...) Okay... ready.

Wait... I need my pink leather jacket on too.
Okay.... Ready....

Wa Wait Wait... Tiara... sheesh can't forget.. Okay now I'm definitely ready.

Since: Jan 08

Batesburg, SC

#19360 Jun 22, 2008
Troll_Patrol wrote:
The hurricane is here.
Cool sounds like a good winds a blowing. But I ain't a worried bout it. Cause I got a big book and if you don't like me readin it, it works real good for woppin over the head with.

Cool ain't.

Since: Jun 08

Cheraw, SC

#19361 Jun 22, 2008
JerseyPrincess wrote:
<quoted text> Oh noes! My hair! I've got my Wheelie Red cap on ( not to be confused with a red cap from the airport...) Okay... ready.
Wait... I need my pink leather jacket on too.
Okay.... Ready....
Wa Wait Wait... Tiara... sheesh can't forget.. Okay now I'm definitely ready.
careful. we do not tell such things.

Since: Jan 08

Batesburg, SC

#19362 Jun 22, 2008
I hear that when the sun goes down that a certain Harley in this town turns pink.

Oh No!!! Say it ain't so!!!!!!

If you see it look for the long black train and jump on it.

Since: Jun 08

Cheraw, SC

#19364 Jun 22, 2008
God Squad Member wrote:
I hear that when the sun goes down that a certain Harley in this town turns pink.
Oh No!!! Say it ain't so!!!!!!
If you see it look for the long black train and jump on it.
That is just so unkind of you. For security reasons I ask that you give out no more details. call if you want reason why.

Since: Jan 08

Batesburg, SC

#19365 Jun 22, 2008
Troll_Patrol wrote:
<quoted text>That is just so unkind of you. For security reasons I ask that you give out no more details. call if you want reason why.
What information????

I have nothing to give.

Since: Jan 08

Batesburg, SC

#19366 Jun 22, 2008
Troll_Patrol wrote:
<quoted text>That is just so unkind of you. For security reasons I ask that you give out no more details. call if you want reason why.
Beside,

I lost my standing fo speed at Camp Wonder Hands to a Goldwing.

Oh the shame of it all. I can never show my face in public again.
Barking Spider

Boston, MA

#19367 Jun 22, 2008
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