Elijah saw the wheel

“I'm just sayin' ......”

Since: Nov 07

Elgin, SC

#42905 Sep 8, 2010
racefanrob wrote:
I thought it was Ezekiel's Wheel ?
Has anyone ever read the Holy Bible ?
Thanks for correcting us, rob.

We are, for the most part, good people who believe in God and have read the Bible.

However, this thread is not about religion. In fact, it isn't really about anything.

You're more than welcome to join us if you are just looking for good company and semi-intelligent conversation.

“Don't Worry, Be Happy”

Since: Apr 07

Smile...Someone loves you!

#42906 Sep 8, 2010
shovelhead wrote:
<quoted text>Thanks for correcting us, rob.
We are, for the most part, good people who believe in God and have read the Bible.
However, this thread is not about religion. In fact, it isn't really about anything.
You're more than welcome to join us if you are just looking for good company and semi-intelligent conversation.
Or even LESS then semi-intelligent conversation.
We don't want to look too bad.

“I'm just sayin' ......”

Since: Nov 07

Elgin, SC

#42907 Sep 8, 2010
Johnny Dollar wrote:
<quoted text>
Or even LESS then semi-intelligent conversation.
We don't want to look too bad.
I thought it sounded better than 'inane, boring, pointless, and sometimes moronic'.

At least we all seem to be in good company.

rwwllms

“If you can't be a good example”

Since: Mar 07

be a warning

#42908 Sep 8, 2010
shovelhead wrote:
<quoted text>I thought it sounded better than 'inane, boring, pointless, and sometimes moronic'.
At least we all seem to be in good company.
Hmmm, weird, my ears were just burning.

“I'm just sayin' ......”

Since: Nov 07

Elgin, SC

#42909 Sep 8, 2010
rwwllms wrote:
<quoted text>
Hmmm, weird, my ears were just burning.
Now I'm wondering which word it was that got your attention.

“Don't Worry, Be Happy”

Since: Apr 07

Smile...Someone loves you!

#42910 Sep 9, 2010
Brave man jokes...

>>
>>
>> How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
>>
>> Marry It!
>>
>> What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
>>
>> A battery has a positive side.
>>

>> What are the three fastest means of communication?
>>
>> 1) Internet
>>
>> 2) Telephone
>>
>> 3) Telawoman
>>
>>
>> What should you give a woman who has everything?
>>
>> A man to show her how to work it.
>>
>>
>>
>> (THIS ONE'S FUNNY)
>> Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist?
>>
>> Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.
>>
>>
>>
>> (AND THIS ONE HA!)
>> How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
>>
>> Put a nipple on it.
>>
>>
>>
>> Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
>>
>> Because they don't have balls to scratch.
>>
>>
>> Why do women fake orgasms ?
>>
>> Because they think men care.
>>

>>
>>
>> If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have
>>
>> you done wrong?
>>
>> Made her chain too long
>>
>>
>>
>> (AND THIS)
>> How many men does it take to open a beer?
>>
>> None. It should be opened when she brings it.
>>
>>
>>
>> Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
>>
>> Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
>>
>>
>> Why do women have smaller feet than men?
>>
>> It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer
>>
>> to the kitchen sink.
>>
>>
>>
>> How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
>>
>> When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me...'
>>
>>
>>
>> How do you fix a woman's watch?
>>
>> You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
>>
>>
>> (ha ha!)
>>
>> Why do men pass gas more than women?
>>
>> Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required
>>
>> pressure.
>>
>>
>>
>> If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the
>>
>> front door, who do you let in first?
>>
>> The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
>>
>>
>>
>> What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
>>
>> A woman who won't do what she's told
>>
>>
>> I married a Miss Right.
>>
>> I just didn't know her first name was Always.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by
>>
>> 90%.
>>
>> It's called a Wedding Cake.
>>
>>
>>
>> Why do men die before their wives?
>>
>> They want to.
>>
>>
>>
>> Women will never be equal to men... until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
>>
>>
>>
>> In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
>>
>> Then God created Man and rested.
>>
>> Then God created Woman.
>>
>> Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
>>

“Don't Worry, Be Happy”

Since: Apr 07

Smile...Someone loves you!

#42911 Sep 9, 2010
Yeah I know..I'm in trouble, but I just couldn't resist.

“Where am I???”

Since: Feb 08

Nassau, Bahamas

#42912 Sep 9, 2010
Johnny Dollar wrote:
Yeah I know..I'm in trouble, but I just couldn't resist.
Ummmm, yea, really HUGE trouble!

“Please don't feed the trolls.”

Since: Apr 08

Location hidden

#42913 Sep 9, 2010
Where's that spatula...

“I'm just sayin' ......”

Since: Nov 07

Elgin, SC

#42914 Sep 9, 2010
Oceanview Restaurant


A group of 15-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Dairy Queen next to the Ocean View restaurant because they had only $6.00 among them and Jimmy Johnson, the cute boy in Social Studies, lived on that street.

10 years later, the group of 25-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the beer was cheap, the restaurant offered free snacks, the band was good, there was no cover and there were lots of cute guys.

10 years later, the group of 35-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the cosmos were good, it was right near the gym and, if they went late enough, there wouldn't be too many whiny little kids.
10 years later, the group of 45-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the martinis were big and the waiters had tight pants and nice buns.

10 years later, the group of 55-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the prices were reasonable, the wine list was good, the restaurant had windows that opened (in case of a hot flashes), and fish is good for cholesterol.

10 years later, the group of 65-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the lighting was good and the restaurant had an early bird special.

10 years later, the group of 75-years-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the food was not too spicy and the restaurant was handicapped-accessible.

10 years later, the group of 85-years-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant because they had never been there before.

“Don't Worry, Be Happy”

Since: Apr 07

Smile...Someone loves you!

#42915 Sep 10, 2010
hummingbird857 wrote:
<quoted text>
Ummmm, yea, really HUGE trouble!
Believe it or not I didn't include the bad ones.
Basically I'm ascerred of wimmen.

“Don't Worry, Be Happy”

Since: Apr 07

Smile...Someone loves you!

#42916 Sep 10, 2010
BUT..
If the good Lord made anything better than women I'm glad he kept it for himself.
It would probably kill me.

“Don't Worry, Be Happy”

Since: Apr 07

Smile...Someone loves you!

#42917 Sep 10, 2010
Hey Ladies..you gonna be there tomorrow?
Lori; You can bring the children too.

“Where am I???”

Since: Feb 08

Nassau, Bahamas

#42918 Sep 10, 2010
Johnny Dollar wrote:
Hey Ladies..you gonna be there tomorrow?
Lori; You can bring the children too.
We have a run tomorrow. Sorry.....

“I'm just sayin' ......”

Since: Nov 07

Elgin, SC

#42919 Sep 10, 2010
Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25-year-old blonde-haired woman who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm and who hangs over Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word.

His buddies at the club are all aghast. At the very first chance, they corner him and ask,'Bob, how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?'

Bob replies,'Girlfriend? She's my wife!'

They are knocked over, but continue to ask.'So, how'd you persuade her to marry you?'

'I lied about my age', Bob replies.

'What, did you tell her you were only 50?'

Bob smiles and says,'No, I told her I was 90.

“I'm just sayin' ......”

Since: Nov 07

Elgin, SC

#42920 Sep 10, 2010
In the interest of safety I will censor parts of this message. If you'd like to go, contact me.

"There will be approximately 160 Sailors arriving at ********** on Saturday, Sept. 18 at *:**PM and departing at *:**PM."

Since: Mar 08

North SC

#42921 Sep 10, 2010
shovelhead wrote:
In the interest of safety I will censor parts of this message. If you'd like to go, contact me.
"There will be approximately 160 Sailors arriving at ********** on Saturday, Sept. 18 at *:**PM and departing at *:**PM."
Yeah, might be able to make this one.

Since: Mar 08

North SC

#42922 Sep 10, 2010
But not the ESTW meeting.
Youxia

United States

#42923 Sep 10, 2010
Where you abducted by aliens in the past?
WTH wrote:
Hello everyone!!!! Every body is scattered!!!! Not much happening on the forums.
I miss 735stacey!!!Danni!!!!chuck in lex!!!! COLUMBIA WARLOCK!!!!! and anyone else I didn't mention!!!!
I'm going through 'beat down' withdrawals!!!!
My sanity is on the line here...
Come out...come out where ever you are!!!!!
Youxia

United States

#42924 Sep 10, 2010
Was not! It was Taiwan.
Zardoz wrote:
LOL
I just read that Elijah's wheel was "Made In Japan"
It's bound to break down after 3 flights.....
http://www.timboucher.com/journal/2005/07/07/...

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