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wondering

Elizabethtown, KY

#1 Jun 12, 2012
I've heard Turtle man is coming to Columbia. He's suppose to be helping someone free their pond of a lot of turtles. Anyone know when and where this is suppose to take place?
Bass man

Columbia, KY

#2 Jun 12, 2012
wondering wrote:
I've heard Turtle man is coming to Columbia. He's suppose to be helping someone free their pond of a lot of turtles. Anyone know when and where this is suppose to take place?
Just Big Talk WE been hear the Turtle man he going to be there at this places and he going to be there at this places and never show up at any of the places Just Big Talk to get ppl talk about him..what is the Big Deal about Turtle man..
wondering

Elizabethtown, KY

#3 Jun 12, 2012
Bass man wrote:
<quoted text>Just Big Talk WE been hear the Turtle man he going to be there at this places and he going to be there at this places and never show up at any of the places Just Big Talk to get ppl talk about him..what is the Big Deal about Turtle man..
Well, not a big deal for me. I haven't really ever watched his show. I just wanted to know for the kids in the family who think he's pretty cool.
yep

AOL

#4 Jun 12, 2012
wondering wrote:
I've heard Turtle man is coming to free their pond of a lot of turtles. Anyone know when and where this is suppose to take place?
FREE ,...
FREE AT LAST ,..
free at last
the turtles are tire of being suppressed by the white devils ,...soon they are going to march on town ,...look out whitey ,...big turtleman gona stomp honky ass
wondering

Elizabethtown, KY

#5 Jun 13, 2012
yep wrote:
<quoted text>FREE ,...
FREE AT LAST ,..
free at last
the turtles are tire of being suppressed by the white devils ,...soon they are going to march on town ,...look out whitey ,...big turtleman gona stomp honky ass
I appreciate you "freeing" my quote of the way it was orginally written.
Good grief

Burkesville, KY

#6 Jun 13, 2012
Really?
wondering

Elizabethtown, KY

#7 Jun 13, 2012
Good grief wrote:
Really?
Don't worry about it.
Guess what

Burkesville, KY

#8 Jun 14, 2012
Turtle man is a fake. all the animals he catches on tv is staged. Its all made up. On the last Sundays episode where the three women pooled their money to buy a date with him, they were Animal planet employees and the turtles in the pond they caught were put there for them. Don't believe me? Stop and think when turtle man asked the pond owner how many turtles were in his pond he said three. How in the world would anyone know exactly how many turtles were in their pond.
the real turtle man

AOL

#9 Jun 14, 2012
i am not a fake ,......
i am the real deal ,...
i am the 'pied piper ' of turtles ,....
the saint Patrick of shellback's
the terror of all terrapins

if you got a few lousy alligator snappers in your pond ,... or a big soft shell nipping at your toes ,...

eating up your tilapia and & your baby ducks ,....
i can save the day !
just give me a call,....

turtle piper ,...
that's the name ,...
i just catch your turtles ,...
that's my game !--
.....turtle piper ,...
..........turtle piper ,...
..........turtle piper ,.....
Sensible

Clarkson, KY

#10 Jun 14, 2012
Guess what wrote:
Turtle man is a fake. all the animals he catches on tv is staged. Its all made up. On the last Sundays episode where the three women pooled their money to buy a date with him, they were Animal planet employees and the turtles in the pond they caught were put there for them. Don't believe me? Stop and think when turtle man asked the pond owner how many turtles were in his pond he said three. How in the world would anyone know exactly how many turtles were in their pond.
Well for your information, one of the girls on the show was a local. Lora Penn was one of the three who got the date with the Turtleman. I don't think she is employed by Animal Planet. Even if the turtles are put in the ponds, how about the skunks, posssums, foxes, snakes and all the other varmints on the show?
the real turtle man

AOL

#11 Jun 14, 2012
why would i need to plant turtles ,...like they aint common enough?
yeah

Russell Springs, KY

#12 Jun 14, 2012
Guess what wrote:
Turtle man is a fake. all the animals he catches on tv is staged. Its all made up. On the last Sundays episode where the three women pooled their money to buy a date with him, they were Animal planet employees and the turtles in the pond they caught were put there for them. Don't believe me? Stop and think when turtle man asked the pond owner how many turtles were in his pond he said three. How in the world would anyone know exactly how many turtles were in their pond.
Who cares the chicks were smokin hot and Turtle man probably got to cop a feel under that dirty pond water. The credits said he got paid a little "sugar" for the job! You go Turtle man ye ye ye ye ye !
the real deal

AOL

#13 Jun 15, 2012
....he can find them in the bath tub !....
some times ,..when 'turtle man ' takes a bubble bath with a 'hot chick ' a turtles head will even pop up out of the bubbles -
Judy

Elizabethtown, KY

#14 Jun 15, 2012
wondering wrote:
<quoted text>
Well, not a big deal for me. I haven't really ever watched his show. I just wanted to know for the kids in the family who think he's pretty cool.
wondering, I heard this morning that he is to be in Somerset tomorrow. Paul's Discount. I hope your able to take the kids to see him.
hexsis-aiden

United States

#15 Jun 18, 2012
I seen that episode with the three hot girls, I'm sure he was making the first girl grab his d*ck, she asked "what is that!?" And he said "my finger" aha you go turtleman. I would've done the same. And copped a feel on them under that dirty water.
Turtle HUnter

United States

#16 Jun 18, 2012
hexsis-aiden wrote:
I seen that episode with the three hot girls, I'm sure he was making the first girl grab his d*ck, she asked "what is that!?" And he said "my finger" aha you go turtleman. I would've done the same. And copped a feel on them under that dirty water.
Me too ;) they were some hot hillbilly girls with nice boobs.
Ninja Turtles

Raywick, KY

#17 Jun 18, 2012
Turtle Powered
danny92

United States

#18 Jun 18, 2012
yeah wrote:
<quoted text>Who cares the chicks were smokin hot and Turtle man probably got to cop a feel under that dirty pond water. The credits said he got paid a little "sugar" for the job! You go Turtle man ye ye ye ye ye !
Yeah he touched their stomachs and breast.
YEP

AOL

#19 Jun 28, 2012
out here in the backwoods
you never know what your gona find
the real turtle man

AOL

#20 Jun 28, 2012
i found me a stink finger !

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