Sasquatch spotted again

Sasquatch spotted again

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Steven Jackson

Waterloo, IL

#1 Sep 17, 2012
I was enjoying a nice cold cut combo the other day while i was at subway when i saw sasquatch run across the parking lot of market place. he had a 30 of natural in one hand and a bottle of Jack Daniels in the other. He took out a line of carts that a young man was pushing in to the store. He looked at the young man and flipped him off and ran away. This thing needs to captured.
Here to help

Saint Louis, MO

#3 Sep 18, 2012
I am from the SAC ( Sasquatch Action Committee ).
Never approach a Sasquatch after it's been drinking.
It was last seen going of to Bullys for breakfast.
Just let em eat.
He'll pass out when he's full. Then the SAC will take over.
Tom Young

Waterloo, IL

#4 Sep 18, 2012
Thank god i am not the only one. I have recently seen that hairy ass beast strolling through the City park rollerblading on the park track. He had to be doing over the speed limit for that track, knocking little kids down left and right. The thing that pisses me off the most is he was choking his chicken the whole time he was doing this. Does this SAC have weekly meetings? I WANT IN
proud parent

United States

#5 Sep 18, 2012
SAC needs to start doing there job. last weekend my daughter was raped. she said that his load was so big she almost died due to suffocation. this is a monster on the run and needs to be stopped. please keep updated on the situation.
proud parent

United States

#6 Sep 18, 2012
I forgot to that I was a party to the rape... me and the monster double teamed that bitch. glorious pretty much sums it up
JoeD

Haslet, TX

#7 Sep 18, 2012
Apparently he was eating at Thai-House and started making fun of the Asians. The last thing we need in this town is a racist sasquach drinking beer and double teaming the mouths of young girls.
james laurinaitis

Waterloo, IL

#8 Sep 19, 2012
yes steven i heard about that at practice the other day. This is so weird seeing this because when i was playing for ohio state back in '08 we once saw him run across the field during a game. I stopped what i was doing on defense that play to tackle him. when i was finally catching him he tripped over his own dong. ill tell you his pecker was bigger than a milk truck. Well when he tripped and fell one of the other players also tripped over him. That poor other player broke everybone in his body and died that night of dehydration
Millstadt69

United States

#9 Sep 19, 2012
That hairy beast screwed one of my ducks and she is laying eggs as big as a pit bull. I will put the young ones up for adoption.
say wwwhat

Waterloo, IL

#10 Sep 19, 2012
wtf did I just read?
Sasquatch in California

Pasadena, CA

#11 Sep 19, 2012
My brothers and I do lawn work and us and other workers have hankerchiefs over our faces for the dust. Pedro--my oldest brother, noticed a large lawnworker with his face covered but it wasnt a man...IT WAS A SASQUATCH with his long hair potruding around the hankerchief on his face111 The Sasaquatch is here in California!!!!!!!!
official update

Saint Louis, MO

#12 Sep 20, 2012
The SAC cannot officially confirm the existence of
said sasquatch.
We apprehended a suspect who doused himself in cough
syrup and rolled around in grass clippings.
The strange green sasquatch is accused of filming people at the park.
Janoris Jenkins

Waterloo, IL

#13 Sep 20, 2012
To Steven and James I do also remember hearing this at practice. I remember going to high school back in 66 pick up the sticks and my uncle who is also the shop teacher had an affair with the young Sasquatch. My uncle young always fucked him behind the press box during the football games when one night they were doing it doggie style or how he likes to call it, Sasquatch style and the micro phone fell next to uncle dans face and you could hear the moan from the two humping. This thing is obviously still haunting Columbia it needs to be stopped NOW

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