There you go again...<quoted text>
Go ahead, play semantics and parse words.
You say one man, one woman.
We say penis and vagina.
Either way, your views are antiqued. The fact that you can't sell your daughter for three goats and a cow means that we've already resigned marriage.
Dumbing down marriage.
If I go with your gay twirl, you are taking marriage from one penis and one vagina to 'two penis's or two vaginas'
Not only is that redefining marriage, it's really stupid.
Just a little history lesson; None of my ancestors acquired a wife with animals. That is a stupid stretch too.
Your effort of gay twirl to make me look stupid only shows how desperate you are to make a stupid idea work.