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All over town

Chesterfield, MO

#25 May 9, 2012
ronniewatts wrote:
There's a damn Sasquatch running around legion park. My daughter was up there smoking weed the other day and when I came to pick her up the hairy beast made a weird howling sound and took off into the bushes. If anyone sees this please kill on sight.$1000 reward for his head
Speaking of weed, the other night I was siphoning gas out of people weed eaters that left their garage open because my wifes boyfriend gave my kids a go cart and the motor takes 2 cycle and I heard this strange noise coming from the garage across the street. I looked over and there sasquash was using someones hedge trimmers to trim himself up.Really scared the crap out of me. I guess hes been reading what people say on topix about him being hairy and it hurt his feelings so he was trying to trim up a bit.
fantana

Columbia, IL

#26 May 9, 2012
All over town wrote:
<quoted text>Speaking of weed, the other night I was siphoning gas out of people weed eaters that left their garage open because my wifes boyfriend gave my kids a go cart and the motor takes 2 cycle and I heard this strange noise coming from the garage across the street. I looked over and there sasquash was using someones hedge trimmers to trim himself up.Really scared the crap out of me. I guess hes been reading what people say on topix about him being hairy and it hurt his feelings so he was trying to trim up a bit.
I was watching the news earlier today and he walked behind the reporter like an alien. The camera man went up to him and asked how he felt on the subject. He just yelled I hate everybody and ran into the bushes.
has anyone noticed

Waterloo, IL

#27 May 10, 2012
how many posts are being deleted lately?? I check this site frequenly enough that I can usually catch a couple before they are gone.. But some that are being deleted don't seem to have any real reason for it? hmmmmmmmmmm
Big Brother

Saint Louis, MO

#28 May 10, 2012
We are watching.......always watching..........
has anyone noticed wrote:
how many posts are being deleted lately?? I check this site frequenly enough that I can usually catch a couple before they are gone.. But some that are being deleted don't seem to have any real reason for it? hmmmmmmmmmm
natty splatty

Mount Vernon, MO

#29 Sep 20, 2012
I saw that damn thing... he was by the biodiesel tank down there at nobbe lookin for some soy bean chewin tobacco.. that having is so covered in hair you cant see his pepperoni nipples. So scared I literally shit a squirrel. Damn creature came over and ate it. I hear he is killing everybody with the name how... thats my name. Thats my name.
Looking

Waterloo, IL

#30 Sep 21, 2012
You know people have been wondering where David B Meuller is? I wonder did he turn into this Sasquatch or even worse snatched by this Sasquatch and turned into his love bitch?
seriously

Hutchinson, KS

#31 Sep 21, 2012
Bf is my bf and we bf!(he has a bf weiner)
FoSho

Marion, IL

#32 Sep 28, 2012
I thimk I saw him doing a new Jack Links commercial!
Rally Squirrel

Saint Louis, MO

#33 Sep 28, 2012
That big hairy beast used me for toilet paper this morning.
Stupid Pujols!!!!
Puzzled

United States

#34 Sep 28, 2012
Is this an inside joke or someone talking to themselves? Could anyone please explain what the hell this is about?
Rally Squirrel

Saint Louis, MO

#35 Sep 28, 2012
It's about Pujols leaving and making even more money while
I'm still in this sh!thole town being abused by sasquatch.
Puzzled wrote:
Is this an inside joke or someone talking to themselves? Could anyone please explain what the hell this is about?

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