has anyone else seen this?

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ronniewatts

Chicago, IL

#1 May 7, 2012
There's a damn Sasquatch running around legion park. My daughter was up there smoking weed the other day and when I came to pick her up the hairy beast made a weird howling sound and took off into the bushes. If anyone sees this please kill on sight. $1000 reward for his head
ive seen it

Chicago, IL

#2 May 7, 2012
ronniewatts wrote:
There's a damn Sasquatch running around legion park. My daughter was up there smoking weed the other day and when I came to pick her up the hairy beast made a weird howling sound and took off into the bushes. If anyone sees this please kill on sight.$1000 reward for his head
I saw that thing digging through the dumpster at crown linen. As soon as I pulled up to work it just ran away. It looks like one hairy ass gorilla.
concerned parent

United States

#3 May 7, 2012
I saw that hairy shit peeking through my window the other day when I was getting out of the shower! I called te cops. they didn't find him
sasquatch

United States

#4 May 7, 2012
I don't appreciate you calling me hairy. it's a personal problem of mine and everytime I shave it just grows back. if you think my chest is hairy. check my ballsac. you can't even see it
Has anyone noticed

Columbia, IL

#6 May 7, 2012
That there are two posters replying to themselves here? I hope these weirdos don't go to the legion park!!
Rally Squirrel

Saint Louis, MO

#7 May 7, 2012
I took a bite out of that beast yesterday.
Choked on the hair for TWO HOURS!
Almost killed me.
johnsonville

Chicago, IL

#8 May 7, 2012
Rally Squirrel wrote:
I took a bite out of that beast yesterday.
Choked on the hair for TWO HOURS!
Almost killed me.
Last week I saw that mammoth creature when I was driving down Rueck road. He ran out of someones garage with a case of beer. I asked him what he was doing and he ate the entire case of beer and ran away
Dan Braun

Waterloo, IL

#10 May 7, 2012
the other day me and my son tyler young were working out at construction class and the son of a bitch just popped up, cut me down in my prime, but i tore that buzzards eyes out. he bit my whole hand off. now i have a wooden prostetic hand that recently got ran over by a milk truck
Steve Stevenson

Waterloo, IL

#11 May 7, 2012
last summer me and my buddy Dixie Normous were at the Monroe County Truck pulls. We were sitting there at the beer stand, i had one beer. alright i had like ten but still i heard this loud fart, i looked over by the funnel cakes and saw Brian Reeves and him holding hands. The pubic hair of a creature looked over at me and dixie and flipped us off. I never cried so much in one night. I woke up the next morning and shit a squirell. i mean literally. Now i got this shit covered squirell down in my basement. dont know what to do with it.
ronnaldAberg

United States

#12 May 7, 2012
That hairy mother come walking out of the boonies. Scared that skin right off my old dog Scotty grizz. All I know is his sac hairiest thing on earth. Scotty tried licking it but that hairy bastered picked him up and punted Scotty over the JB bridge. Now I am in a glass case of emotion. Please anyone who sees Scotty please call the zoo
johnsonville

United States

#14 May 8, 2012
johnsonville wrote:
<quoted text>Last week I saw that mammoth creature when I was driving down Rueck road. He ran out of someones garage with a case of beer. I asked him what he was doing and he ate the entire case of beer and ran away
If he would of been in my garage and took my Ice cold natty light I would take a Fireax to his head immediately. My buddy said he saw him raping a goat behind tequilas last Sunday. He said he could hear the goat yelping all the way from the high school
BrianReeves

Chicago, IL

#15 May 8, 2012
Dont call me a goat. Me and my boyfriend like to get frisky in a lot of places and I don't appreciate you posting about us on topix. If you see us getting it on then look away. Whatever me and the squash do in our alone time is none of your busiess.
Rally Squirrel

Saint Louis, MO

#16 May 8, 2012
Pujols hits his first home run for the Angels.
But "I" get swallowed whole and pooped in the basement. It's just not fair.
I should have hopped on the plane with Albert.
yessir

Millstadt, IL

#18 May 8, 2012
I saw him getting a haircut at Betty's. He was trying to cover his face with the independent, but everyone was on to him. He left there and grabbed a sno-cone and disappeared behind old dollar general.
Albert Pujols

United States

#19 May 8, 2012
I say we catch that damn squirrel and use Him as bait. Sasquatch's love them some squirrel. Then we tie that furry tractor in the air and I will go YAYA Alberto style on his F en head.
Donations Please

Saint Louis, MO

#20 May 9, 2012
I rally need help getting an airplane ticket to LA.
There is some very serious business I need to take care of.
Yours Truly,
Rally Squirrel
( chomp chomp Albert!)
Toledo

Columbia, MO

#21 May 9, 2012
I heard a noise last night on my back porch. When I opened the door to see what it was, low and behold, Sasquatch was there stealing Jalapeno Poppers out of my deep freeze. I was frozen in fear. When he saw me, I noticed a devilish grin cross his face. He grabbed me and planted his demon seed in my ass. Now I know what prison must feel like. Needless to say, I've moved my deep freeze off of my back porch and into my garage. Should have let him have the poppers.
tyler young

Bellevue, WA

#22 May 9, 2012
hey this is Dans son.it is true. he did rub his balls on my face. what my dad doesn't know is i liked it. The hair off is balls were actually quite soft. if i was gonna guess i would say he uses garnier frutis shampoo and conditioner for dry scalps.
Sasquach

Chicago, IL

#23 May 9, 2012
tyler young wrote:
hey this is Dans son.it is true. he did rub his balls on my face. what my dad doesn't know is i liked it. The hair off is balls were actually quite soft. if i was gonna guess i would say he uses garnier frutis shampoo and conditioner for dry scalps.
I use Loreal kids.
Big Foot

Saint Louis, MO

#24 May 9, 2012
Just leave my brother alone.
All the forest animals made fun of his hairiness during his youth. Please...he's got issues.

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