Rodney

United States

#1 Feb 20, 2013
A couple months ago I saw a thread in here about a Sasquatch and thought it was bogus. Until last night I was going into my garage and heard something. I looked over and he was eating some spray paint cans. He was a tall hairy bastard. He suddenly screamed and yelled I hate everybody and ran away like joe dirt does in his movie. Nevertheless im outta spray paint
JoeD

United States

#2 Feb 20, 2013
I told you. I just got back from vacation in Antarctica polar bear hunting, and when I got back into my house guess who was sleeping on my bed? I walked in on the hairy monster making sweet passionate love to the lower half of a rotten deer carcus. Now I have blood and semen all over my brand new polar bear fur comforter. However, it has a surprisingly nice scent to it.
run in

Saint Louis, MO

#3 Feb 20, 2013
Yep, that beast came straight at me.
Then I punched it in the stomach.
Now I have Bright pink spray paint all over me.
Bleeping sasquatch!!!!!!

Since: Sep 10

United States

#4 Feb 20, 2013
Yeah I even saw him whacking off on the outdoor patio of Tiny's. what a disgrace
DanBraun

Edwardsville, IL

#6 Feb 20, 2013
Leave my lover alone. Its not his fault he has so much hair it actually tickles my stomach when he goes down on me. Kinda nice really.
bigdickmcculcutt y

Smithton, IL

#7 Feb 20, 2013
Me and my wife the tramp were going on a nice jog the other night when we went by a house and saw a right yellow light by someone's front door. When me and the tramp looked closer we noticed it was a flaming bag of dog shit. So I ran over there and put it out with my teds. I heard the laugh of a little girl coming from the bushes. I looked over and heard a fart and yelled your in the bushes! When I approached the bush I noticed it was him! Sasquatch! That hairy chode and his friend, who seemed to look like Adam sandler, were the culprits of the flaming bag of dog poo and the human response. I chased them down Carl street with my cane all the way to rt. 3 where a milk truck decleated the two of them. They both landed on the road in the 69 position to each other. Sasquatch got up, took a drink of Jim bean and a whiff of his cigar and they took off. THE SQUATCH IS BACK
Mike Kennedy

Columbia, IL

#8 Feb 20, 2013
No, I dont'think its sasquatch, I just its the mail chick, sometimes they are hard to tell apart
Gibby1

Saint Louis, MO

#9 Feb 20, 2013
bigdickmcculcutty wrote:
Me and my wife the tramp were going on a nice jog the other night when we went by a house and saw a right yellow light by someone's front door. When me and the tramp looked closer we noticed it was a flaming bag of dog shit. So I ran over there and put it out with my teds. I heard the laugh of a little girl coming from the bushes. I looked over and heard a fart and yelled your in the bushes! When I approached the bush I noticed it was him! Sasquatch! That hairy chode and his friend, who seemed to look like Adam sandler, were the culprits of the flaming bag of dog poo and the human response. I chased them down Carl street with my cane all the way to rt. 3 where a milk truck decleated the two of them. They both landed on the road in the 69 position to each other. Sasquatch got up, took a drink of Jim bean and a whiff of his cigar and they took off. THE SQUATCH IS BACK
Love the laugh...but you people's are not right!! "You and the tramp"?? Wow...good that
you can get away with that!
Darius Rucker

United States

#10 Feb 20, 2013
The squash inspired me to write my new song "wagon wheel" it was not copied from old crow medicine show. I wrote it myself with Sasquatch
dick burns

Columbia, IL

#11 Feb 21, 2013
Hey folks Dick Burns here, I recently have come out with a new book called, sliding down the rail by dick burns. I had the book published with SQUATCH and Bro Incorporated. It's a great book that I wrote about a year ago with the help of Sasquatch. The book is about a young boy named Quesidilla who is from Puerto Rico that travels to southern Illinois to visit his uncle, Dan detmer. On his journey to So. ill. he meets a Sasquatch somewhere near winchestertonfieldville, Alabama. The two become very close and which in the SQUATCH goes on the rest of the trip with him. On there journey they encounter many obstacles and stop at many famous places such as The Harvard of Southern Illinois aka SWIC, the soon to be 8th wonder of the world.

My book will be open for the public starting on march 12, 2013. You will be able to purchase the book at most gas stations such as moto mart. Also at most adult stores and the Anheuser Busch Brewery

Sincerely,
Dick
Yeahhhh

Waterloo, IL

#12 Feb 21, 2013
I just don't get it. Is this supposed to be funny? It's bizarrely uncomedic.
Darius Rucker

United States

#13 Feb 21, 2013
Yeahhhh wrote:
I just don't get it. Is this supposed to be funny? It's bizarrely uncomedic.
He called the shit, poop!
Cliff

Waterloo, IL

#14 Feb 21, 2013
My son Johnson and I saw this thing tonight. We were at the high school sledding when this overgrown monster ran out Of the bushes. He was making some weird hand motion trying to cast a spell on the kids and scared them away. As they ran away he started stealing all there sleds and Breaking them. It was weird. We called the cops and he ran straight through the fence surrounding the football field across it and into another pack of bushes. Cpd never found him. And the search continues
Jack Meoff

Columbia, IL

#15 Feb 21, 2013
Cliff I encountered the same thing tonight with my boyfriend. We were sledding by Columbia lakes when Sasquatch spotted us 69ing with each other after a long hard run down the hill. The hairy beast looked at us said, if any of you peckerwoods get your diaper cleaned then come on back, I'll be waitin. Me and big Tom looked at each other and starting finger poppin eachothas azzhoes and making out. For some weird reason it was very romantic and made us horny. I'm actually pretty happy with the Squatch being in Columbia again :)
ha ha ha

Saint Louis, MO

#16 Feb 22, 2013
You must be the sasquatch!!!!!
Yeahhhh wrote:
I just don't get it. Is this supposed to be funny? It's bizarrely uncomedic.
Yeahhhh

Waterloo, IL

#17 Feb 22, 2013
ha ha ha wrote:
<quoted text>You must be the sasquatch!!!!!
Oh. OK.?????

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