Anybody have an idea for a mascot for...

Anybody have an idea for a mascot for Utica's new AHL hockey team ?

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hockey fan

Manlius, NY

#1 May 19, 2013
I'm sure there are some comical ones out there. Let's hear them all.
drunkard

Manlius, NY

#2 May 19, 2013
A Saranac beer bottle
taxpayer

Manlius, NY

#3 May 19, 2013
A Utica taxpayer bent over a barrel
correction officer

Manlius, NY

#4 May 19, 2013
A prison inmate
Funny

Carthage, NY

#5 May 19, 2013
obese white woman covered in tattoos with a molotto kid in her arms?
this one

Sherburne, NY

#6 May 19, 2013
An unemployed topix poster!
this one

Sherburne, NY

#7 May 19, 2013
Cliffy!
Soo

Blossvale, NY

#8 May 19, 2013
I vote for funny's suggestion, just make sure she is wearing pajama pants and holding an ebt card
homosexual

Manlius, NY

#9 May 19, 2013
How about a flamer from Utica
macho man

Manlius, NY

#10 May 19, 2013
A Upd cop with a hockey stick in his gun holster.
Hmmm

Manlius, NY

#11 May 19, 2013
How about:

The Armadillo
The Utica Sign

or more realistically
Utica Brewers
Utica Comets
Hmmm

Fayetteville, NY

#12 May 19, 2013
when my daddy fks me hard I get wet.
macho man

Fayetteville, NY

#13 May 19, 2013
wish I could su ck a UPD cok.
hockey fan

Fayetteville, NY

#14 May 19, 2013
load shot, once my mom gets done swallowing the team, she can suck gravy through a straw, great pig.
Hmmm

Fayetteville, NY

#15 May 19, 2013
when my dad stops filling my wrecktim with come, I will call them dad.
LMAO

White Plains, NY

#16 May 19, 2013
Rainbow with his squeezebox accordion. He truly spotlights what this City is all about....
Tiny Montana

La Mesa, CA

#17 May 19, 2013
A toothless crack head on welfare the true population of utica
SREGGINBLCK DRAIN USA

Fayetteville, NY

#18 May 19, 2013
Tiny Montana wrote:
A toothless crack head on welfare the true population of utica
Under the crime of burglary, 30.4% of arrested are Black and 67.8% are White. The Black burglary rate 30.4 over 13, divided by the White burglary rate of 67.8 over 85, gives a figure of 2.93.

If these arrest records accurately record the commission of burglaries, that means that Blacks commit burglary at almost 3 times the rate of Whites.

Using the same methodology, the figures other crimes can also be broken down:

Weapons violations are committed by Blacks at nearly 5 times the rate for Whites;

Blacks are caught receiving or buying stolen property at nearly 5 times the rate for Whites;

Blacks are involved in prostitution at almost 4 times the rate for Whites;

Blacks are arrested for drug crimes at over 4 times the rate for Whites;

Blacks are more than three times as likely as Whites to be caught at forgery, counterfeiting, and fraud, and almost three times as likely to be caught at embezzlement;

Blacks are more than 3 times as likely to be thieves as Whites;

Blacks are more than 4 times as likely to commit assault as Whites;

Blacks are almost 4.5 times as likely to steal a motor vehicle;

Blacks are more than 5 times as likely to commit forcible rape as Whites;

Blacks are over 8 times as likely to commit murder as Whites;

Blacks are more than 10 times as likely to commit robbery as Whites;

Nearly 25% of all Black males between the ages of 20 and 29 are in jail or on probation - this does not include those wanted or awaiting trial;
Muslim

Manlius, NY

#19 May 19, 2013
Should have somebody dress up as a middle eastern terrorist
ruslan resarivic

Manlius, NY

#20 May 19, 2013
A hard working Bosnian

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