Cops: Attorney sought naked sword fight

Aug 13, 2011 | Posted by: roboblogger | Full story: WTSP-TV Saint Petersburg

A defense attorney from Titusville was arrested this week after agents said he threatened to kill his girlfriend as he challenged her to a naked sword duel.

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Deville

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Aug 13, 2011
 
Ninja Assassin....

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Aug 14, 2011
 
The way of the Sword is definatly making a come back as more of Our blade weilding citizens settle thier differences with hot blood and cold steel

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Aug 14, 2011
 
It's really not to his benefit,if he's not wearing any undies.Ouch!

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Aug 14, 2011
 

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Well, naked is the way to do it if a guy wants to stab his girlfriend with his "sword."
The Monkey

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Aug 14, 2011
 
Shouldn't be too hard to find.
beatlesinthebog

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Aug 14, 2011
 
The Monkey wrote:
Shouldn't be too hard to find.
Girlfriend or "sword"?

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Gone are the days when the authorities treated domestic violence as so much saber rattling.
The Monkey

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Aug 14, 2011
 
beatlesinthebog wrote:
<quoted text>Girlfriend or "sword"?
Ummmmm, not sure...

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He really got mad when she laughed, pointed and said "That's not a sword. It's a toothpick."

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Touche, enguarde , your Honor!

I bet it was just a pocket knife!

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Sounds pretty gay to me!

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Aug 14, 2011
 
When they started usin' real sabers it ruined a good thing!
corrective_unconscious wrote:
Gone are the days when the authorities treated domestic violence as so much saber rattling.
Rosa for Gay Marriage

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Cpt Jack Sparrow wrote:
When they started usin' real sabers it ruined a good thing!<quoted text>
Are you really into this thread too or is it okay for me to tell you what a douchebag you are? I said HA HA

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Do You ever have anything intelegent to say? And may I ask if there is anything from Louisianna that don't bite steal or stink?
Rosa for Gay Marriage wrote:
<quoted text>Are you really into this thread too or is it okay for me to tell you what a douchebag you are? I said HA HA

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If you don't appreciate My comments Why are You following Me? Whats Gay marriage got to do with this topic! Maybe some of You faries don't have a sence of humor?
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<quoted text>Are you really into this thread too or is it okay for me to tell you what a douchebag you are? I said HA HA
Hot Dogs And Donuts

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Aug 15, 2011
 
Sounds like the girlfriend didn't want to provide the sheath for his sword........they must have been close to getting married.
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#18
Aug 15, 2011
 
The funniest part? HE IS A DEFENSE ATTORNEY!!!!- he must have worked too many cases - learned from his clients! Wanted to wield his massive power!- a man with power is corrupt a man with absolute power corrupts absolutely!

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Aug 15, 2011
 
Kayio wrote:
The funniest part? HE IS A DEFENSE ATTORNEY!!!!- he must have worked too many cases - learned from his clients! Wanted to wield his massive power!- a man with power is corrupt a man with absolute power corrupts absolutely!
More like a fencing attorney.
Kayio

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Aug 16, 2011
 
Purple Gurl wrote:
<quoted text>More like a fencing attorney.
Bahahaha - he definately having a bad shroom trip - its obvious, naked with a sword - no telling who he thought his girlfriend was!!!! LOL

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