Cops: Attorney sought naked sword fight

Cops: Attorney sought naked sword fight

There are 19 comments on the WTSP-TV Saint Petersburg story from Aug 13, 2011, titled Cops: Attorney sought naked sword fight. In it, WTSP-TV Saint Petersburg reports that:

A defense attorney from Titusville was arrested this week after agents said he threatened to kill his girlfriend as he challenged her to a naked sword duel.

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Deville

White River, SD

#1 Aug 13, 2011
Ninja Assassin....

Cpt Jack Sparrow

“.strike yer colors swab ”

Since: Aug 11

Location hidden

#2 Aug 14, 2011
The way of the Sword is definatly making a come back as more of Our blade weilding citizens settle thier differences with hot blood and cold steel

Since: Jul 07

Duncan, Canada

#3 Aug 14, 2011
It's really not to his benefit,if he's not wearing any undies.Ouch!

“Purple girl in a purple world”

Since: Apr 08

Plum, Purplonia

#4 Aug 14, 2011
Well, naked is the way to do it if a guy wants to stab his girlfriend with his "sword."
The Monkey

Hampton, VA

#5 Aug 14, 2011
Shouldn't be too hard to find.
beatlesinthebog

New Zealand

#6 Aug 14, 2011
The Monkey wrote:
Shouldn't be too hard to find.
Girlfriend or "sword"?

Since: Aug 09

Newark, NJ

#7 Aug 14, 2011
Gone are the days when the authorities treated domestic violence as so much saber rattling.
The Monkey

Hampton, VA

#9 Aug 14, 2011
beatlesinthebog wrote:
<quoted text>Girlfriend or "sword"?
Ummmmm, not sure...

Since: Apr 08

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#10 Aug 14, 2011
He really got mad when she laughed, pointed and said "That's not a sword. It's a toothpick."

“CANDY IS DANDY”

Since: Oct 10

BUT LIQUOR IS QUICKER

#11 Aug 14, 2011
Touche, enguarde , your Honor!

I bet it was just a pocket knife!

Since: May 11

Location hidden

#12 Aug 14, 2011
Sounds pretty gay to me!

Cpt Jack Sparrow

“.strike yer colors swab ”

Since: Aug 11

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#13 Aug 14, 2011
When they started usin' real sabers it ruined a good thing!
corrective_unconscious wrote:
Gone are the days when the authorities treated domestic violence as so much saber rattling.
Rosa for Gay Marriage

Opelousas, LA

#14 Aug 14, 2011
Cpt Jack Sparrow wrote:
When they started usin' real sabers it ruined a good thing!<quoted text>
Are you really into this thread too or is it okay for me to tell you what a douchebag you are? I said HA HA

Cpt Jack Sparrow

“.strike yer colors swab ”

Since: Aug 11

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#15 Aug 14, 2011
Do You ever have anything intelegent to say? And may I ask if there is anything from Louisianna that don't bite steal or stink?
Rosa for Gay Marriage wrote:
<quoted text>Are you really into this thread too or is it okay for me to tell you what a douchebag you are? I said HA HA

Cpt Jack Sparrow

“.strike yer colors swab ”

Since: Aug 11

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#16 Aug 14, 2011
If you don't appreciate My comments Why are You following Me? Whats Gay marriage got to do with this topic! Maybe some of You faries don't have a sence of humor?
Rosa for Gay Marriage wrote:
<quoted text>Are you really into this thread too or is it okay for me to tell you what a douchebag you are? I said HA HA
Hot Dogs And Donuts

Huntington, NY

#17 Aug 15, 2011
Sounds like the girlfriend didn't want to provide the sheath for his sword........they must have been close to getting married.
Kayio

United States

#18 Aug 15, 2011
The funniest part? HE IS A DEFENSE ATTORNEY!!!!- he must have worked too many cases - learned from his clients! Wanted to wield his massive power!- a man with power is corrupt a man with absolute power corrupts absolutely!

“Purple girl in a purple world”

Since: Apr 08

Plum, Purplonia

#19 Aug 15, 2011
Kayio wrote:
The funniest part? HE IS A DEFENSE ATTORNEY!!!!- he must have worked too many cases - learned from his clients! Wanted to wield his massive power!- a man with power is corrupt a man with absolute power corrupts absolutely!
More like a fencing attorney.
Kayio

United States

#20 Aug 16, 2011
Purple Gurl wrote:
<quoted text>More like a fencing attorney.
Bahahaha - he definately having a bad shroom trip - its obvious, naked with a sword - no telling who he thought his girlfriend was!!!! LOL

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